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Sliding Into a Porn Star’s DMs (feat. Richelle Ryan) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder


– Do you try on dates
not to hookup on the first date
so it doesn’t become– – Oh, I never do. I ma–
– Never do? – Never, I make them wait,
like, five dates. – Five dates?
– Yes. – Do you know they a–
they always go home the fi– the first night
to their friends and they go, “Nothing, dude.” They go,
“She’s a fucking pornstar.” “I know, that’s what
I was sayin’.” – They have to wait five dates. And I’ll do stuff, like,
I won’t shave my legs, or– – Eww.
– Something just so that way, like, I’m like,
okay, nothing’s happening. – Yeah, that’ll stop ’em.
– (Dan) He goes, “What do you–” – “I let my pussy stubble
come in a little bit.” – So you got detective beard
on your legs? – You can literally wipe
your own shit across your labia and a guy might still just try to rinse you off
before he does it. – He goes, “Do you wanna
do it in the shower? That’s pretty hot.”
– “Hey, do you mind if I scrub your pussy?
I’m a bit of a phobe.” – “Ooh, you wanna
play scrubber?” – (laughter)
– “What’s that?” – “Y– you wanna play
operation prep?” (laughter) – “Oh, my God, it’d be so sexy
if I could wash you down.” – “Oh, my God, I’m so sterile.”
– “Oh, my God, that’s fun.” (laughter) “Can I get 50 CCs
of suckin’ this dick?” (laughter) – “Stat! Doctor!” – “Can I get 50 CCs…” – And then I gotta come over
and put the scrubs on you. “Thank you.”
– “Thank you.” – I go through the tools.
– As you’re banging. (laughter) Yeah, all right,
perfect. One of those little head lamps. ♪♪ – Joining us right now
is Richelle Ryan, everyone. Adult film star starting the MILF College
Invasion Tour right now. – Yeah!
– It’s back to school time. Richelle’s gonna embark on
a tour of major college towns and cities across the country
where she’ll be feature dancing
at various clubs. You could follow her
on Twitter @RichelleRyan. R-I-C-H-E-L-L-E R-Y-A-N. Richelle, thank you
for being here. – Thank you for having me.
– Are you going to– are you going to Tucson
for the University of Arizona? Is that one of the stops?
– No, Phoenix, Arizona is one of the stops.
– ASU? – Yes.
– All right. Good– all right, they always
get that kinda stuff. – Why? ‘Cause they’re
a better school than the shitty one you went to?
– Fuck ASU, go U of A. Go Cats! Bear down, Wildcats! – Remember how far
that degree got you? – It’s a radio show.
– (laughter) Ah, that’s true, you did
do a college radio show. Uh, I swear when I saw
the MILF College Invasion Tour, I thought it was
a college invasion like the one where you go
bang students and then a bunch of people cheer.
– Oh, my groceries. I probably wouldn’t be sitting
here if that was the case. – Yeah, you’d be out on campus.
– Yeah, that’s right. There’s too many– too many
universities to be here. I’d be fucking on campuses.
– Also, that’s the first time I’ve heard that phrase,
“Oh, my groceries.” Is that– is that a common–
is that one of your sayings? – I guess?
– Oh, my groceries. I’m gonna start using that.
– “Oh, my groceries”? – Oh, my groceries!
– Oh, my groceries! Well, it’ll be a drop
on the show for the rest of
our lives, anyway. – Oh, my groceries.
– Do not worry. Um, but, you know,
I mean, college invasion, wasn’t the name of a websi–
that’s what it was? That girls went and had sex
with the students. – I think so.
– I don’t know if it was the students,
I think they would fuck in front of the students.
– Wasn’t that, like, a Shane’s World thing?
– Yes, yes. – They did that also.
– Yeah, they would, like, go and then– they would just
bang college kids. – Right. This was more of they
would go fuck at colleges? – Yeah, you’re talking about
the ones where they would be at the house parties
and everyone’s like– – Yeah, but they–
– First off, anybody that can get their
dick hard in that situation, tip of the cap.
– Well, the best video– there’s a great video
that came outta that, where it goes bad. The guys, as I assume
they would be, it’s a bunch of frat jerk-offs are, like, shitty to everybody
and they’re… they’re, like, pointing, they’re being, like,
real dicks about it… – Drunk frat guys
are being mean? – But guys getting into–
guys with their big, fat porn dicks out
almost fighting college kids is hilarious.
– That is really funny. Just a guy with a fucking hammer
between his legs being like, “Back up! Back up!”
– It’s great. You can find it somewhere–
– “Back the fuck up! I’m still kinda hard!”
– College porn goes bad, or something like that?
– T– there won’t be any– yeah, do you think you’re gonna
get a lot of drunk college kids out at the clubs
while you’re dancing? – Oh, I always do.
– Yeah? Have there ever been any problems with, like,
getting college kids out? Have you been like,
“Get outta here”? – Um, I usually run and hide
with my security in my dressing room
and I let the club staff handle all of that.
– Smart. – You’re doing
feature dancing, which is, like, a whole…
– It’s a whole new animal. – Stage presentation, yeah?
– Oh, yeah. – You gotta put it together,
you can’t just go out and, like, do a couple
kick splits. You gotta have some
feathers and shit involved? – A little. Feathers, sequins,
you know the works. – “The works.”
– I started off as a dancer, so it’s what I love to do.
– Yeah? You’re still doing films, yeah?
– Of course. – But that’s not what
this tour is about at all. – No, not at all.
Just feature dancing. – Are you trying to weave out
of making the films into just feature dancing
or just another– – No, I–
– Have another iron in the fire? – No, I love making films. And I shoot and produce
my own content for my OnlyFans, and I also upload it
on Pornhub, as well. Um, I love shooting
my own stuff. And for the mainstream
companies, as well. – Yeah. Is Vivid still around?
– We keep saying we have to get
Black Lou in porn. Uh, 5’6, 9.5-inch dick.
– He’s a Cowboys fan. I don’t know. I mean,
I’m a Giants fan. We would really hate each other.
– You guys got worked. – I know.
– Yeah, why would you be mad at him ’cause
your team stinks? (laughter) – Got an old quarterback
that’s useless. – I don’t wanna
fuck a Cowboys fan. – Giants fan. How’d you
end up a Giants fan? Where you from originally?
– New York. – You are from New York.
– I was told not to mess with you, I heard you’re
a diehard Philly fan. – I’m not gonna fight you.
What am I gonna do? – Oh, man, would that
make some ratings. (making punching sounds) – “I kinda look
at Jay different.” “What happened?”
“He knocked out our guest.” – “It was crazy.”
– “What’s his name?” “Well, it was Richelle Ryan.” – “Oh, my God.”
– “For what?” She goes, “She likes the G-Men.”
– “She likes the G-Men, and he doesn’t like that.”
(coughing) No, you could be–
are you a big Giants fan? How did you get into
becoming a fan? – Um, all my family,
they were Giants fans. – Family, that’s a good reason.
– So I just kinda followed suit. – I like that.
I’m okay with that. – My favorite is Michael Che’s
older brother was a Giants fan.
– Mm-hmm. – So just to be spiteful,
Che became a 49ers fan. I think that’s…
– Just to be spiteful? – He’s like,
“Fuck my older brother, I’m wanna piss him off.”
He’s a Niners fan to this day. – I know, that’s hilarious.
I-I never get not rooting for a city
you’re affiliated with. So I understa–
you being from New York, if you were from somewhere else
and a Giants fan, I’d have to– – I’m from Denver–
– That always confuses me too. – But I’m from Denver,
I’m a Niners fan. – Your dad moved to S–
you spent time in that city. – Yeah, but still,
I grew up in Denver. – That’s mainly what it is
whenever I meet girls in the clubs
and they’re like, “Oh, I’m a Dallas fan.”
I’m like, are you from Texas? Like, no, they just
love the star. I’m like, whatever.
– My argument is also, I mean, a boyfriend
can fuck you into being a fan of whatever
they’re a fan of, ultimately. – That’s true.
– My dad fucked me into being a Niners fan.
– Yeah, exactly. Well, that’s
a whole other story. We already covered that,
he’s fine now. – I’m good, I’m totally good. I wear little boy shorts
all the time. – Yeah, his dad’s dead,
Dan killed him, it’s fine. – I got revenge,
it’s a “Highlander” situation. I absorbed his power…
ehh, we’ve done this. – “Ehh.”
– Anyways. I digress.
College Invasion Tour. – Are y– how many dates
have you done so far on the feature dancing?
– Probably at least 18. – Are you loving it?
– Yeah, I love it. It keeps me super busy. My next one is
September 20-21st. I’ll be at the Déjà Vu in Tampa, the weekend the Giants play
the Bucs, how convenient. – Hey, you gonna go to the game?
– Of course. – Are you gonna go to the game?
– Of course. – You’re not gonna wear
your Giants jersey, are you? – Absolutely.
– That’s not smart. (overlapping chatter) – They might throw
a cup of water with hepatitis A in it at you.
– The only city I ever had a problem in was
in Philly at the Link. – Of course.
– Yeah, I mean, they’re fucking animals.
– They spit on me, they threw beer at me.
I was like, never again am I going to the Link,
I’ve had enough. – You’re lucky you didn’t get
involuntarily pregnant that day. – We went to a 49ers-Eagle game,
49ers were 0-8. And we went, this is when
the Eagles won the Super Bowl. – Oh, okay.
– We went, and it was raining, and he’s like, “Hey,
don’t wear 49ers stuff. – And I was like,
we’re fucking 0-8. – Yeah, leave us alone!
– We’re not a threat. And Jay’s like,
“Do not wear 49ers stuff.” And it ended up raining,
and I put a raincoat over it and I saw what
he was talking about. I was like, oh, fuck, okay,
fuck going to that. – You don’t wanna be in
a conversation all day. – I’ll go to an Eagles game
if they’re playing anybody but the Niners now–
– Wow. – I won’t go to another
Niners at Philly game. – No.
– I was actually booked at a club Super Bowl weekend the year that the Eagles
were in the Super Bowl. – Remember that?
– And I was just like, oh, my gosh,
it was just too much. It was torture of all–
– Oh, yeah. Being in a rival city
and working that club as they’re in the Super Bowl?
– Yeah. – What, does your costume
have a Giants logo on it? – Of course. I have l–
– Does it really? – I have a Giants basket
that I put all my promo and pictures and everything
I throw out, yeah. – Oh, you’re gonna have to go
city neutral on your travel bags from now on, I’d say.
– What if she came out with a headset on dressed like
Bill Parcells with the sweater? – That’s a good one.
– ♪ I’m goin’ on a manhunt ♪ Call in a cover four.
(humming) (laughter) – You have Scott Norwood–
she has Scott Norwood miss a field goal…
– Unzipping a windbreaker… ♪ I’m goin’ on a manhunt ♪
A polo shirt. – I hope you’re ready,
the king of the 3-4 defense, it’s Bill Parcells!
– I might steal that idea. – Do it.
– Please, I’d say do Tom Coughlin and just
make yourself all like– – Like, red in the face.
– Yeah, got rosacea. – She just has one of
the security guys choke her before and she’s purple,
and she’s like, “Go. I look like Tom Coughlin
in a winter game.” (as Tom Coughlin)
– “I said don’t kick to him, god damnit.”
– “Where’s Eli?” – But did you notice
when he stopped drinking his cheeks wouldn’t
get as red? Like, I kinda liked
angry Tom on the sidelines. – Yeah.
– Oh, it was way better. – I wanted to, like,
send him a bottle of, like, gin or whiskey or
something ’cause I missed him. – Did you ever get a chance
to bang a Giant ever? – Oh, of course.
– Yeah! – Hell yeah!
– What a cool answer. – Of course.
– I thought she was gonna be like, “Well, you know…”
She’s like, “Yeah, whi–” – I’m not gonna
name names, though. – “Offense, defense,
or special teams.” – Both.
– Yes! – Well, that’s three.
– All three. – All three?
You fucked a kicker? – Did you fuck a wedge buster?
– No… – Kickoff team, that’s–
– What’s an wedge buster? – That’s a tough position.
Kickoff team is a tough posi– – What’s the wedge buster?
I mean, probably– probably all those guys,
for you. Come on! – No, not kicker,
the kickoff team. – Wedge buster?
– Yeah, that was good. It was good. I was explaining
to her what the kicko– – That was a black
dick joke, dude. – I know.
– I’ll be over here while you guys fall in love.
– That one flew over my head. – (laughter)
– I go, Jay… Goo-goo-goo, hey!
It’s me, silly clown guy. That’s my handsome friend Dan,
I’ll be over here. – This is Jealous Jay.
This is my friend Jealous Jay. He’s getting mad
’cause we talked. I’ll look forward again, Jay.
– I thought I was making her nips hard with that fuckin’
fake striptease I was doing. – You did.
– Nothing. – You brought up the Giants.
– I did bring up the Giants. And it made me mad.
– Sorry. – Have you had sex any Eagles? Would you have sex
with an Eagle? – No.
– The bird? – Oh, my gosh, no. – Why? Their dicks are
too big, I know. – I’d probably try and,
like, break their knees or do something
right before the game. – Even our whites
have fat dicks on that team. – Oh, Big Dick Nick.
– Yeah. Big Dick Nick Foles.
Well, he’s a Jaguar now. – Well, no, now he’s just
sitting in the locker room doing nothing right now.
– I’m sure he’s doing something. – Yeah, spending
his zillion dollars and lugging around
that big, fat cock probably. – “You know, I bought
a new cock support.” – Would you fuck somebody from
a team that’s neutral to you, like a Denver Broncos,
who cares? – Um, I have,
but probably not anymore. – Not anymore? Why not?
– No, I don’t know. It just doesn’t interest me.
– Like a Charger? Like a… – Charger.
– Los Angeles Charger. – No. – Maybe a Philadelphia Soul
member, the AFL team. – Oh. Probably not. – What about an XFL–
what about an XFL player? A New York– what’re
the New York ones? The Guardians.
– Oh, yikes. – Oh, man.
– No, thanks. – That would hurt.
That would hurt if you were an XFL player
and you’re like, “I get to play ball, man.
I get to play professi–” And she’s like, “No, thanks.”
– Yeah, no. – Obviously I won’t
ask you for names, but have you slept with a lot of
famous people, you think? – Um, a good amount of,
like, athletes. – Athletes,
not so much actors? – No.
– Do they DM you? – Oh, all the time.
– Gr– yeah. – Yeah, all the time.
‘Cause I have a verified account so they think I’m safe.
– I was gonna say, but also– do you look more at
a message to you from a verified account also?
– Oh, absolutely. Actually, I have a funny story
to tell you off-air about DMs and stuff.
– What did I do? – Nothing.
– Is it someone he knows? – Nothing bad, no.
– Was it my dick pic? It wasn’t mine,
it was DJ Lou’s dick. – Oh, that’s great.
– What? – Yeah, I never
think about that. You probably just check
your inbox and you’re all of
a sudden like, “Whoa.” – I– mine is kind of set up so only people that I follow
I’ll get the DMs, and then there’s another box. And I just kinda, like,
scroll through, look for a blue check,
if I don’t see anything, everybody gets deleted.
– We just gonna leave all these box jokes
on the table? I mean, what’re we–
I thought this was a comedy radio show, guys. Damn, you are locked
in her eyes. You are lost in her eyes.
– I am lost, help me out. You are lost in her eyes, dude.
– I was trying to talk to our guest,
I didn’t hear the box joke. – Staring through.
– You know what? You’re gonna have
to go sit over there, ’cause this is just creating
too many problems. – I’ll sit next to Jay.
– Sit next to Jay, because I don’t know what it is.
– I’m stoic. – Jay’s over there,
he feels weird, it’s just interrupting
the rhythm. – It’s not.
– Jay, I’m sorry I missed your box joke.
– There’s a lot of big dick energy in this room,
I’m feeling it. – That’s only coming from–
well, most of it’s Black Lou. – Oh, I’m feeling–
– I’d have him show you his dick, but we have
lighting situations in here we have to worry about, so…
I don’t know if you kn– – We don’t want tha–
– We have to go and take all the gels off the lights.
– We also don’t want that lighting rig crashing down
on Jacob and killing him. – It’s dangerous.
Um, big dick energy? No. DJ Lou, you’re not rocking
a big piece, are you? – “Big piece.”
– I do my best. (Jay)
That’s not confident. Dan always says he doesn’t
have a big dick, but he’s got a big, fat mule…
– I don’t have a big, fat mule. I have a very okay–
it’s a very nice penis. – No, I mean, like, a punisher.
It fucks angry. (laughter) He talks to it,
has conversations with it. – I go, ready?
Go-go-gadget dick. – He’s like, “You ready to
go out for some blood tonight?” – Yikes.
– Uh-oh, uh-oh, someone’s gotta feed.
– (laughter) – “Somebody woke Audrey II.
‘Feed me, Daniel.'” (deep voice)
– Get outta here. Run! (normal voice)
I do that. Run, get outta here! – I can only stop it
for so long. – Stop, you’re gonna get
the shit fucked out of you. (laughter) Get outta here!
Run away! You’re gonna get the shit
fucked out of you. – Jacob’s got a big, fat dick
and sick cardio. – Sick cardio, can go forever.
– Nonstop fucking. – He’s like
the Nate Diaz of cardio. – (Jacob) I get a lot of puss.
– Yeah, I mean, his cumshots are just a speed bump
and he’s right back in. Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.
– He’s like a 20 year old. – Yeah.
– He fucked my mom, so I know. – Yikes.
– I, uh… no, no, no, it was cool,
it was cool. – Please say
we got that clean. – It was an on-air stunt.
It was an on-air stunt. – Jacob just blew
Jay’s mom’s back out. – Yeah, it was good, though,
it was for the show. For Breast Cancer
Awareness Month. – Now every time he gives
his paperwork to Jay, he just puts his finger
along Jay’s nose. And he goes,
“Ready to do that read?” – Oh, my.
– And I go, smells like nothing. My mom’s a clean woman.
Thank you, Jacob. – And then he tried
to fuck my mom and I was like, “Good luck,
she had a hysterectomy. – Yeah, but the good news
is you could batch up in there
all day long. – Yeah.
– No probs whatsoever. – It’s like a house
with no stairs in it. – Oh, yeah,
it’s a house built– (laughter) That’s a house built
on creampies now. Creampie City.
– That’s just a house with an empty inside, you can do
whatever you want in there. – Goodbye “oves”,
hello creampie. – Hello, fuckin’ easy living. Easy living.
– Easy living. Do you hook up with
people ever– well, I guess, probably
you shouldn’t say this, if you hook up with people after
feature dancing shows at all? But I was like that’s–
you definitely don’t want people to believe that’s possible.
– No, I used to when I was younger,
but now I’m just kind of like, ugh, how fast can I get
back to my hotel, take my makeup off,
get into bed with my iPad and fall asleep.
– Yeah, so you used to be l– – Now it’s more like
a safety thing. Now I’m kind of like, okay,
I don’t want these chicks knowing where I’m staying,
they’re probably crazy or, you know, guys are
probably crazy, so, yeah. – When you we– but back in
the a day when you were dancing, you’d see, like,
a dude at a club and you’d be like,
“I’d fuck that guy”? – Um, I would never, like,
bring him back to my hotel or anything like that.
I’m more of, like, a tease. – Okay.
– I thought she was gonna say “Just the car
in the parking lot.” – “Broom closet, whatever–”
– Go right out to the car. – “Next to the ice machine,
didn’t really care.” – “Carlos in the kitchen was
cool if I did it on the fryers.” – “Sometimes some of that–
that grease hit my back and it makes you–
makes you go a little faster.” – “That’s this scar,
and this scar.” – She goes,
“That right there, fryer. – Is it hard– do you have
to fight to stay, uh, not, like, turned off
by male behavior? You’re seeing it at it’s like,
most, like, feral form. – Oh, yeah.
– I went to a strip club with a buddy, um,
a couple weeks ago. My first time I’m going
in probably… 15 years maybe? To a strip club?
– Really?! – Oh, no,
I went with Christine. But before that,
it was probably ten years
since I went to one. – I went to a strip club
with you. – When?
– Providence. – Oh, that’s right–
– Oh, I was just there. – When they took us all–
with Corey– – That was a great–
yeah, it was Corey– – We all met up there at…
– Yeah, ’cause you guys– – Bargatze, Joe List,
what a group. – Tom, Dustin, me, you,
Dave Smith, Calise Hawkins. – Yeah, it was awesome.
– It was fun. – Yeah, really fun.
– You were just in Providence? – Yes.
– Probably at the club that we went to.
– Probably. – But strip club– when
I went to the one in Texas with Louis, watching, like,
the strip club people– people that are part
of that culture, which is fine. I used to– I said, my thing
was I drove to– girls to bachelor parties
and stuff like that. – Oh, okay.
– So, like, I just saw the behind the scenes of it. So it’s, you know, it’s hard to
be, like, a mark for it. But I appreciate
when guys go. I know a lot of them
know the girls aren’t falling
in love with them, they just wanna go and, like,
drop dollars on their butts and do the thing.
– Yep. – But even at a bachelor party
I went to yesterday, when the girls were
dancing, I’d go, here. I would reach around and give
them the money in their hands ’cause I’m like, I don’t know.
I don’t know why, just, like– I feel like I’m definitely
gonna be one of the guys they’re washing off in
the shower that night. Just like, just like,
“Ugh, remember that fat guy kept touching my shoulders?”
– It’s great to think– – So I just keep my hands
at my side. I’m such a lame… – Some girl’s just…
– …recipient of that. – …popping her ass
and you just go to the front and you go, “Hi,
what’s your Venmo? What’s your Venmo handle?”
– But is it hard to find, like, a guy now where you can
just go, like, “This guy digs me,
and who I am, and I like him”? Or is it– I’m not saying
that you always see, like, money in your eyes,
I’m saying more, like, when you see guys always
acting they’re like, you know, a guy
giving you a dollar and squeezing your titty.
– I try not to– I try not to let ’em
get a little too handsy. I joke that I’m not
a petting zoo, but a lotta guys when
I go out on my danc– – They go for it, though, still.
– Oh, yeah, they try to. Uh, my security will usually,
like, swat ’em away. But, like, a lotta guys,
especially over the internet, they’re always like,
“Oh, you wait till I see you and I’m gonna grab up on you.” But it’s like– I joke
that I’m like a tiger. They see me on stage
and they’re like, “Oh, shit, “that’s a real-life tiger
right there. That thing can
fuck my world up.” – Yeah. You, uh, you should
dress up as a tiger. That should definitely–
– Really? Paint my face a– – Or you should bring out
a tiger like King Ezekiel
from “Walking Dead.” (overlapping chatter) – When you are in
Jacksonville, call me. I got a cat guy down there–
– Oh, okay. – And I could
probably get you two. Can get you an orange
and a white. The white one– – I know a big game guy.
– Big game? – You guys need a big game guy?
– I would love, like, a big orange one.
– You go, “Are you swinging “through Arkansas?
Are you swinging through “Arkadelphia, Arkansas?
‘Cause I got a big game guy, he’s kind of off the grid,
though, so you gotta…” – “What do you need, a bison?
What’re you looking for? Bison”?
– “A peacock? You wanna do a sexy
peacock thing?” – “We Oregon Trailing this shit?
You wanna get some oxen?” Are oxen a thing?
– “Talk to you real quick “I got some shit
that you wanna see. I got a walrus.”
– “I got a fucking ostrich.” (laughter) What would be the crazy animal
you’d get if you got wealthy to get a fucking wild animal,
like a crazy thing? – A lion.
– Seeing people in the city– not in the city,
but outside, in Queens– – Yeah.
– When I’ve, like, gone to see
my daughter and stuff, and people are walking
their gigantic pig, it makes me wanna
get out and, like– I wish I could report–
I wish there was someplace I could report that to,
to be like– – Why?
– ‘Cause it’s just ridiculous. – Just take it out.
– Why the fuck do y– why do you want a p–
it’s literally so people stop and talk to you,
it’s gotta be for that. – Wow. I saw a dude
one time in Vegas walking with a huge, like,
anaconda snake. – Oh, yeah, that’s all over
New York, they do that. – Oh, m– if I saw that,
like, oof. – No? Not a fan of that?
– Nope, I’m scared of snakes. – Me too, I’ve–
– Make a joke. – No, I’ve seen a snake– (overlapping chatter) Black Lou, button up
your fly again. – You wanna see one
come through the weeds? Lou, pop up from
under the desk. (makes slithering sound) – Show her how it coils. (laughter) – Is there any one athlete that
you would still like to bang? – Yes.
– Who is it? – Nick Bosa.
– Hey, go Niners. – Yeah.
– I was gonna say Vlade Divac. – I love Floppy Divac.
– Oh, and Gronk. But he has a girlfriend.
– You got Gronk? She’s been on the show too.
– Gro– oh, his girlfriend? – Camille Kostek.
– Oh, that’s awesome. – Yeah. You like Nick Bosa? See how fast he got
in the backfield? – He’s just beautiful.
– He is beautiful, and he was getting sacks–
well, he almost got– he did, he got a sack. So you wanna bang Nick Bosa?
– Yes. – Little gingery
for my taste. (laughter) – He’s, like– he’s young too.
He’s like… – I like ’em young.
– Oh, I know Christine’s all soggy in the shorts–
– You like young dudes? – Yes, give ’em to me young.
– Like w– like, what’s your ideal age?
– Like, 23, 24? – Oh, sorry, Black Lou’s
63 years old. – Yeah, looks fantastic.
– (laughter) – But DJ Lou, 24.
– Black don’t crack, though. – He’s a Jersey 24.
– 24 years old. He’s been smoking since
he was nine. – Yeah, he’s from
right outside of Teaneck. – Yeah.
– So that’s how he got– – He’s worked in a meth lab
since he was 15 years old. – So your ideal age
is 23 years old? – Yeah, 23, 24.
– What about– what’s– have you ever had sex
with, like, a 19 year old? – Yes. I had sex with a kid…
– Oh, don’t say that. – …who was 18,
still in high school. – What?
– And like– yes. – And he came,
and just fucked, and then went
and took geography? – “Yeah, I gotta go, my mom’s
really bagging on me. – Dude, it’s so funny,
at like 11:00 am he’s like… (moaning) And then at 2:30, he’s like,
“The Battle of Bunker Hill was, hmm,
god damnit, 179–” And they’re like,
“Where were you this morning?” He’s like, “I was in…”
– “Just nuts deep in the fucking
hottest chick ever.” – “Filming a scene for
‘MILF with Big Tits Love Big Dicks.'”
– Pretty much. – So he’s 18?
– He was 18, still in high school,
that was pretty crazy– – What was his thing?
– ♪ When I wake up ♪ ♪ In the morning and I’m ba– ♪
– He looked super young. Like, he looked like
he was about 14 years old. – Oh, were you doing, like, it was your son’s friend
kinda scene? – My adopted son.
– Oh, that’s legal. – Yeah.
– That’s fun. – Yeah, you’re just like
an AAU coach, raised them up. – Yeah, you’re not gonna
make any fucking… – You got him to play your game.
– Who better to fuck than a person
you raised to fuck right? – Yeah, you could probably get
him a Reebok contract. – Oh, God.
– They’re just handing ’em ou– – No, we’re on your team here.
I believe you should do that. – Are we still talki–
– You should fuck all of your– fuck all of your
adopted children, world. – Yeah, they’re yours.
– (laughter) – They’re yours,
but there’s no blood relation. – Why did you go through
the uncomfortable amount of paperwork?
– Yeah, spending all that money taking care of a kid that didn’t
even come out of your body? Fuck it. You best fuck it.
– Come on! Game on, dude. Game on. We’re a young species.
Game on. (laughter) – I don’t know how this
fucking crazy marble works. I’m just trying to
get by day-to-day. – We’re just whippin’
around, you know? – That was the scene
right there. – Jordan Rock? What?
– Yeah… (stammering) If they’re in the band,
they know how to play the songs. This is kid you banged?
– Yes, doesn’t he look super young?
– Yeah, he looks like Urkel. – Wow, he really
does look young. Was it weird?
– It was– well, the whole setup
of it, obviously, if you watch the trailer…
(laughing) – I think I can pick it up.
– I’m starting to realize that my acting roles
really are dads in porns whose wives bang
their adopted kids. – Oh, Dan, why are you not
fucking a dad in stepmom porn? – I go, “This cantaloupe’s
delicious. Right, daughter?” – I’m not gonna lie to you,
I don’t wanna call bullshit on the storyline here,
but the family’s gonna know what
you’re doing. (laughter) You’re not hiding it well.
– Also, are making that black kid eat watermelon?
What the fuck? – I didn’t.
– Oh, my lord. I didn’t realize
how crazy that shit was. – What kind of minstrel shit
did you pull on this? (Mammy voice)
– “Oh, Miss Richelle, I don’t know if I want my pecker
sucked like this right here.” – I was completely against
this whole setup. It was way too– yeah,
it was a little too much. – W– what do the other–
what do the actors d– – Christine, are you gonna
stop me from seeing this kid’s fucking huge dick?
I’ve been waiting– – It wasn’t that big.
– Don’t you dare. Don’t you dare. Well, now you’re
really gonna hurt my feelings when he pulls it out. – It’s not that big.
– Yeah, I bet. – Also, d– w–
– Sorry, is that like a spoiler alert?
– Do the other actors just pantomime stuff?
– Oh, look at that shrimp. – It’s just because–
– Come on! That’s– – It’s just because he looks
super, super young. – No, if you pulled
my adult dick out I don’t know if it makes it
past my button flies. – Also, I love–
– I’d also be nervous. – Other family members
in these kind of scenes just have that cluelessness.
– Yeah. (Richelle, in video)
I found it. – This is so funny if you had
that kinda cluelessness. “My wife was sucking
my adopted son’s dick?” – “I thought she just dropped
forks all the time.” – “Oh, my God.
I thought her big tits made her drop forks.
I’m a porn dad.” – “And I figured once you get
down there to pick up the forks, it’d take you a while to get up
with those big ol’ tits.” – “I’m a porn dad!”

64 thoughts on “Sliding Into a Porn Star’s DMs (feat. Richelle Ryan) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

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  2. Richelle Ryan lays out what to expect on her MILF College Invasion Tour: 1:26

    Dan, Big Jay and Richelle compare how attached they are to their sports fandoms: 4:54

    Richelle reveals the youngest guy she’s ever slept with for a scene: 21:00

    Dan’s shorts cause a scandal during Smoke Break: 25:17

  3. Thank you guys for keeping the fire going. I've been battling depression uphill this month but the bonfire has thawed my dead black heart💜💜💜💜

  4. Guys, your on the streets bits are probably some of the most refreshing comedy I’ve seen for a while.

    Just be careful, you don’t want to turn into Opie’s Eye 😂

  5. I wonder what she looked like before injecting gross shit into her face and lips, that must be a distraction to fuck that ugly whore… Gives me the Willies! Oh my groceries, this poor generation.

  6. serious question. why do the thing right before the logo hits. it sucks in tv shows too. other than that. the bonfire is the shit.

  7. Why is this broad green??? She literally is 10 pounds overweight, and looks like she uses human feces as lotion. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  8. the thing about pornstars is that they tend not to be the brightest. imagine if all you did was get fucked all day, you probably wouldnt be the most interesting person to talk to either

  9. Who the f*** Waits five days for a f**** w** ass p*** star b** I'll give you two racks and you better give that pussy up just like every other n** out here

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