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Laughter is the Best Medicine

So I installed: Crack-life Campaign Mode…


“Crack-Life” What the fuck are you doing, you fucking retard?! Hey there! It looks like you’re escaping the prison… …you know, I can just arrest you now… …but instead, I’ma give you something… …there’s a Hazard Suit in the upper floor… …if you managed to sneak through the guards… …you will be able to cross through the vents… …to find your Hazard Suit. Why am I doing this? It’s because I hate my job! Why not do something stupid before I kill myself? Now fucking go, you fucking retard… Hey! What are you doing in my hazard suit?! Hey uhhh… like… you’re running late man. Hurry up and get to the delivery station. Some faggot is waiting for you there. I keep getting asked the same question over and over Do you even lift? Of course I fucking lift! Can you see my goddamn muscles? Have you seen these? All I see on my fin! All you little skinny faggots photoshopping shit! Flooding my fit! Life is skin, get the fuck out! Oh and um… Be careful down there, the power is out and it’s spooooky down there. [JUMPSCARE!!!] [“Spooky Scary Skeleton” playing] …sorry, Skeletons, you’re so misunderstood. You only want to socialize… But I… Well, there’s no need to search for Freeman. Since he is right here. Hey Gordon, we know we can see you through this glass. Anyways… PREPARE TO DIE! [DISTORTED VOICE] Pleasure to meet you, lad. I raise my claws, as a warm greeting. Psst! Hey faggot, come here! Hey, guess what? You’re faggot! I’m going to rape you!>:) Hey faggot, this is my house! And if you trip one of the trip mines and fuck my house! I AM GONNA FUCK YOU! Do you even lift? [Screams!] Any ideas on the origin of that new sample? I couldn’t even venture a guess. Hey! Hey mister! Hey you! I’ll find out, I’ve been walked here for four fucking hours Look, press the “Unlock” all doors button. I need to get out of here, you wouldn’t believe what I have to tell you… NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU PUSHED THE WRONG FUCKING BUTTON!!! NO!!! SHIT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! [INAUDIBLE] [SCREAMS!] Hey, yesseh, I’ve broken your card! (Text-to-Speech) Hello, Gordon Freeman, something is wrong with my voice… …that’s my mom denoting a Text-to-Speech program to talk to you. If you had… …one SPAGHETTI… …and one MOM. [Screams!] ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! (x1) ALLAHU AKBAR! (x2) ALLAHU AKBAR! (x3) ALLAHU AKBAR! (x4) But before the show starts, allow me to introduce you to my new weapon. THE NIGGER FORCE FUCKSHIT KKK SMASHER OF FAGGOTS X5000 – ALPHA VERSION 133.7! Brilliant, huh? You might have defeated me. But i’m taking you with… Wait… Which good movie or video game? I don’t even know… That’s the protagonist dies like that, I thought he was a good guy Not the bad asshole. You are the BAD ASSHOLE, you stupid retard! WHAT?!? [I’m too lazy to add the subtitles on Crack-Life Training Course part, so I leave it with an Auto-Generated captions right here, okay?] hello and welcome to the passing Pelt
hazard course where you’ll be trained the use of the hazardous environment
suit I am your holographic assistant moving
around in your HEV suit sucks pass it disorienting movement sucks to please
advance to the next area you pass to get into these pipes you’ll have to follow
your suit watch me welcome to the blue team pal target range where you will
receive a holdfast training firing a weapon
nope just bet please pick up your penis and advance to the firing station you’ll
have to hit every target in order to complete the course stars but if you
miss the first time don’t worry I will come on you’re eating Pollack Pollack
get radiation to radiation activate
radiation and radiation display radiation are also indicated with
radiations icon you will find mmmm kits like this one throughout the VA’s empl
compound to restore your health walk up to a mimic it and feed shit your health
will recover grant I grab your gradually until you are half or the kit is shit
once the light goes out a meta mid kit cannot be reused congratulations on
completing the sample the hazard course you are now DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x2) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x3) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x4) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x6) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x8) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x11) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x14) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x18) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x26) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x42) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x63) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x89) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x132) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x183) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x253) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x428) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x839) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x999) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1032) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1101) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1283) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1337) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1629) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x1882) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x2192) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x3921) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x4492) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x5521) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x6666) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x7289) DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (x9001) It appears that you need medical attention right away, let’s try this!

100 thoughts on “So I installed: Crack-life Campaign Mode…

  1. 6:17 you actually should change the word to jesus christ instead of this word, its dissapointed, i thought you are not racist with other religions, but I was wrong, goodbye from me to ur channel, wht a fcking white ppl always racist, bitch

  2. 8:59 did anyone notice the Russian hammer and sickle in the bottom left corner while he was stepping in the radiation

  3. Gaben: i made this new called half life 3

    me:…… thats… half life 3??

    fans: This game is great

    me: thats crack life idiots

  4. Hellou gurdon friiman. Samting is still wrun wrid miy voise. Täts mai möm tillusing tekst tu spiich prougräm tu tolk tu jou.

  5. oh my god 3:48 the return of the penis gun! glory be to it! LOL, please dont stop making these, i cant wait for the next mod video

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  7. Radiation to radiation activate radiation and radiation display. Radiation are also indicated with radiations icon.

  8. 7:56 usually suit fucks you…. atleast thats how it was in Half Life 2 with Gorgeous

    And does anyone know music on 5:16 ?

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