[Kugo] A flash is when a girl shows you her bitties ;>[Kugo] And then she shows you her bitties again! [Kugo] And then it helps you win! [Kugo] Ya boi Kugo is back to show you that you CAN have fun playing video games [Kugo] Aw nice A Piece Of Cheese! [Kugo] I been dying for a piece of cheese! [Kugo] What kind of cheese are you? [A Piece Of Cheese] Nacho
[“thebest” grimtot’s] That’s the question O_o [Kugo] Can I have a nibble..? [Kugo] You guys ready to have some lols :>? [Kugo] Some rofl lols :>? [Kugo] You can have rofl lols and not win! [“thebest”] grimtot’] Not in my book ;( [Kugo] What is your book called? [Kugo] Will you sign it? [“thebest” grimtot’s] My book is called-
[A Piece Of Cheese] His book is called “Tryharding” [Kugo] Is it like an autobiography? [Kugo] Or… [Kugo] I think we are going to be okay guys! [Kugo] Fictional? [Kugo] Well… [Kugo] I think your gonna do better latter on in the game, yellow, because cheese usually ages well :>[Kugo] Imma grab this chicken… [Kugo] His name is Chester ;D [Kugo] Come on Chester 😀 *Chicken dies* [Kugo] *Gasp* [Kugo] You guys got this! 4v2 :O [Kugo] And you guys got plenty of health as well :3 [Kugo] That… Could have been *laughs* [Kugo] *Gasp* DEVAIN! [Kugo] That must be a meymey I don’t know about ;( [“thebest” grimtot’s] Yeah come on ;( [“thebest” grimtot’s] Behind the times ;( [Kugo] What was it from..? [Kugo] Is it from uh vine..? [Kugo] How long have I been out..? [Kugo] God D: [Kugo] I shot through you I’m so sorry! [Piece Of Cheese] Watching B [Kugo] I want it D; [Kugo] Gimme it D; [Kugo] Gimme the gun D; [Kugo] Gimme the guuuun [Kugo] Oh *Laugh* how did we win xD [Kugo] I’m with you bro [Kugo] Ow [Kugo] Everything hurts [Kugo] Everything on my body hurts [Kugo] Piece Of Cheese! [Kugo] Do you wanna gun? [Kugo] Or you uh happy… right now [Kugo] You? Okay you look happy 😉 [Kugo] A tasty cheese is a happy cheese ;3 [Kugo] And a happy cheese is a Chucky Cheese ™ [Kugo] And a stinky cheese is a grundle cheese :O [Kugo] Got em! [Kugo] Line em up! [Kugo] Who wants to go bowling?! [Kugo] No big deal [Kugo] Joe’s a N- a Nido King [Kugo] He knows whats up [Kugo] Poison type earth type [Kugo] You ever seen a Nido King use flash? [Kugo] Putin it down! [Kugo] He’s back of site! [Kugo] He’s dead! (hes ded jim) [Kugo] I used, uh, [Kugo] One hit KO [100? Headshot’s] He’s apts, mid [Kugo] HORN DRIIIIILLLL [A Piece Of Cheese] That one tap :O [100? Headshot’s] Oh I said Joe? I’m so sorry Joe (boi) I meant to say “The Legend(27)” [100? Headshot’s] Oh my God xD I think you were talking when I said that [100? Headshot’s] I’m so sorry Joe ignore that xD [Kugo] *Moan* What did you ssssssssss… Uh Headshot’s!
[100? Headshot’s] I’m so sorry xD! I meant to send that to the legend dude xD! I think you were talking when I said that xD! [Kugo] After all this time we come into the game as no bodies and we tie the game and now- [Devain] I’m sorry Piece Of Cheese I didn’t- I didn’t mean that [Kugo] This is not how online games are meant to be played ;( [Kugo] This is not how it was meant to be ;( [Kugo] *Laugh* That slow melt 😛 [Kugo] Wooow, we might actually do this! [Kugo] How come you guys arn’t excited? [Kugo] You guys need to learn how to express your emotions :/ [100? Headshot’s] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [A Piece Of Cheese] That’s my emotion [Kugo] What happened to your emotions bro?! [Kugo] Good game guys 😀 [Kugo] Nice 30 bomb! [Kugo] Devain :3 [100? Headshot’s] I GOT SILVER!! [100? Headshot’s] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [Kugo] Alright… [Kugo] Wassup J1GSAW [Kugo] Anybody know strats for train? [Kugo] Perfect [Kugo] Let’s rush B backwards [Kugo] Kinda hard to do backwards to be honest [Kugo] Oh [Kugo] Got it! [Kugo] I found the hole boiz! [Kugo] Who else found the hole :>[Kugo] BOOM [Kugo] WOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Maverick] I like you Joe 😀 [Kugo] I like you too Maverick! [Kugo] What is it? [Kugo] No way! [Maverick] Yes it is! [Kugo] Ya know what my real name is? [Maverick] Keven? [Kugo] ITS MAVERICK! [Kugo] YES ORANGE! [Kugo] Give it to him penguin! [Kugo] X gon’ give it to ya! [Maverick] He gon’ give it to ya! [Kugo] Yo how you guys feel about… [Kugo] A couple flashes goin’ down Ivy, through CT spawn and into B site backwards but going forwards..? [Kugo] Um… [Kugo] Do you know what I’m sayin’? [Maverick] Perfect! [Kugo] I’m gonna assume the rest of you are, are with it! [Kugo] Yeah, I can see it! The approval… [Kugo] I… [Kugo] Ones there, smoking off [Kugo] Or we can just dominate them [Kugo] Okay! You know the plan boiz! [Kugo] Keeeep goin’! [Kugo] He flashed himself… [Maverick] Oh nice dude! [Kugo] High five yellow! [Kugo] Oh Jesus! [Kugo] Alright who wants this AWP? [Kugo] Maverick you want this AWP? [J1GSAW] Me right here I gatchu man [Kugo] You, J1GSAW? [Kugo] Okay [Maverick] Yeah J1GSAW is the best… [Maverick] Around…. [Kugo] No one’s gonna put J1GSAW back together [Kugo] That J1GSAW’s to difficult! [Kugo] To complex! [Kugo] So many mysteries! [Yes&No] There’s an AWP connector [Kugo] That’s how you put the pieces back together J1GSAW [Maverick] Joe I’m adding you, I like you Joe [Kugo] I think everybody should like everybody 😀 [Kugo] Right J1GSAW? [Kugo] Oh J1GSAW… [Kugo] You bring back such fond memories 😉 [Kugo] Me and my grandma used to put together puzzles in the living room 😀 [Kugo] She used to give me cookies 😀 [Kugo] She used to give me cookies and I would solve puzzles [Kugo] They would always be of lighthouses, every time! Jigsaws of lighthouses! [Kugo] They reminded me of the light that I have inside of me! [Kugo] That I can shine, through the darkness and the fog! [Kugo] Of the ocean! [Kugo] So that people that are lost can find their way home, [Kugo] You know what I’m trying to say J1GSAW? [J1GSAW] Sure, I gatchu [Kugo] I feel like your not listening J1GSAW! [Kugo] look you can see where it went! [Kugo] You can see both holes! [Kugo] I can see both holes! [Kugo] Thinking about starting my own, uh, sex education… [Kugo] Class… [Kugo] You guys wanna attend? [Kugo] A flash is when a girl shows you her bitties! [Kugo] And then she shows you her bitties again! [Kugo] And then it helps you win! [Kugo] *Gasp* How did you know? [Kugo] You can cross out that “Yes” in your name cause you just k(no)w :>[Kugo] You just k(no) bro :>[Kugo] You just killed meeeee! [Kugo] They know me for my one taps! [Maverick] Nature Valley Oats and Honey [Kugo] What flavour though..? [Maverick] Oats and Honey! [J1GSAW] Shut the fuck up train! [Kugo] What did the train do to you?! [Kugo] Oh no what happened bro? [J1GSAW] She got ran over… [Kugo] Was it an accident or was she just really adventurous? [Kugo] Whats up squad?! 😀 [Stumpy] Yah sah dude! [Kugo] Gary, I don’t like your attitude ;( [Kugo] But [Kugo] I think there’s hope ;/ [Kugo] I think that deep down [Kugo] Behind that wall [Kugo] You’ve got a soft inside [Stumpy] Get em Gary! [Kugo] Oh Doctor Gary is a surgeon! [Garry] Crouching in the middle of fucking nowhere don’t worry about it guys [Stumpy] You were insane Garry! [Kugo] Don’t- Yeah don’t be mad Garry you did awesome dude! [Stumpy] You did awesome bro! [Kugo] I feel your pain man ;( [Stumpy] It’s been a long day, without your my friend ;( [Kugo] I’m gonna tell you all about it when I see you again ;( *Screeching and inaudible noises [Kugo] Nice! [Kugo] If I ever have to clutch this game, please just scream like that [Stumpy] I got him don’t worry [Stumpy] He smoked me off [Kugo] *Gasp* [Stumpy] I got him though xD [Stumpy] He’s lit twelve! [Kugo] That was just enough! [Kugo] Nice! [Kugo] I got an AWP for you too! [Kugo] You got it! [Stumpy] I really appreciate that kindness! [Kugo] You got it dude! [Kugo] It’s what I do! [Stumpy] They’re probably gonna [Kugo] They gonna wush it? [Kugo] Fwashed 😀 [Kugo] They rushed through mid doors! I’m scared! [Stumpy] RUN [Stumpy] I gatchu homie! [Stumpy] Aggressive AWP! [Kugo] Get me harder! [Kugo] Yo, I’m stuck here, there’s a guy mid [Stumpy] *Sick toonz* [Kugo] Yay! [Stumpy] *Sick toonz* [Kugo] Ahhh! [Kugo] Here we see Garry in a one on one [Kugo] He’s a doctor! [Kugo] But can he be trusted O_o [Kugo] Mustache says yes [Kugo] Smile says no [Kugo] Yeaaaah! [Stumpy] Hey dude [Kugo] Let’s three- four smokes cross! [Kugo] Jesu- More smokes! [Kugo] There’s five people and only four smokes, why?! [Kugo] Why guys ;( [Kugo] Wait, you got one? Green throw it! [Kugo] Nice, nice, go on [Kugo] The ultimate cross! [Stumpy] 68 68 68- Oh my god Kugo! [Stumpy] 2gud5me9 [Kugo] m9e? [Kugo] Is that like when you have a fedora and you tip it? [Kugo] And you say, m9e :>[Kugo] Cause Garry your beautiful! [Kugo] If I wasn’t married I’d, ya know, slide into that steam friends list [Kugo] Yellow! [Kugo] No this is really smart watch [Stumpy] Oh my gosh that is really smart :O [Garry] Go A go A
[Stumpy] There both, go A right now! Run to it, just run to it! [Stumpy] Don’t shoot em don’t shoot em! [Stumpy] Actually yeah shoot em shoot em shoot em shoot em! *Noises..?* [Kugo] I do stuff good sometimes! [Kugo] You broke his heart ;( [Kugo] He’s so sad ;( [Kugo] *Humming* *Gasp* [Stumpy] Get em Kugo, get em Kugo! [Kugo] H- what is this guy doing?! [Stumpy] Don’t kill him don’t kill him don’t kill him don’t kill him! *Screaming* [Kugo] Well it was nice playing with you guys [Kugo] Thank you guys for watching another episode of the CS:GO Kind Chronicles, our solo queue adventure, to put some more fun in… Muffun! [Kugo] Tasty! [Kugo] Stay tuned this week for some more videos, and as always, take deep breaths, smile, and stay MIGHTY! Thanks for reading my subtitles!