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Stephen Colbert Asks A Few Questions At Robert Mueller’s Hearing


>>YOU’RE WATCHING C-SPAN 3. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? UP NEXT, OUR CONTINUING COVERAGE
OF ROBERT MUELLER’S TESTIMONY.>>THE FACT THAT YOU RAN IT OUT
TWO YEARS MEANS YOU PERPETUATED INJUSTICE.>>Stephen: IF I COULD JUST–
IF I COULD JUST JUMP IN HERE. MR. CHAIRMAN, STEPHEN COLBERT. MR. MUELLER, OVER HERE. HEY-OH! WOO! WOO! MACAW! MACAW! MARCO! MARCO! OKAY! BRING IT IN. BRING THE EYEBALLS THIS WAY. THERE YOU GO. AND GOOD. ( LAUGHTER )
FIRSTLY, SIR, I JUST THUMPED THE BACK OF LOUIE GOHMERT’S HEAD AS
I WAS COMING OVER HERE. AND ALTHOUGH HIS RIND IS STILL
HARD, I DO HEAR A SLOSHING SOUND IN THERE. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT LOUIE
GOHMERT’S HEAD IS AN OVER-RIPE MELON AND WOULD BEST SERVE OUR
COUNTRY BY ROTTING ON A COMPOST HEAP?>>YES. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: SIR, IS IT TRUE THAT
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST CORRUPT AND DISHONEST PRESIDENT
OF THE LAST 100 YEARS?>>THAT IS GENERALLY CORRECT,
YES. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: IN THE LAST 200
YEARS?>>YES.>>Stephen: IS DONALD TRUMP
THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES,
ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS, AND NETHERREALMS?>>IF IT IS IN THE REPORT,
THAT IS ACCURATE.>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH, IT’S
IN THERE. SWITCHING GEARS, SIR, DO YOU
THINK IF YOU PUT A TOP HAT ON THAT MAN OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER
RIGHT THERE, HE WOULD RESEMBLE RICH UNCLE PENNY BAGS?>>YES.>>Stephen: LET’S FIND OUT
( BELL RINGS ) MR. CHAIRMAN, LET THE RECORD
SHOW THAT IT DOES. THANK YOU. NOW, MR. MUELLER, YOU HAVE ALSO
INVESTIGATED THE PRESIDENT’S SON, DON JR.
>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU
CHARACTERIZE THE CONTENTS OF DON JR.’S SKULL?>>VACUUM. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SIR, TO YOU, WHAT IS MORE DISTURBING, DONALD TRUMP
WELCOMING INTERFERENCE FROM THE RUSSIANS IN OUR ELECTION, OR THE
TRAILER FOR “CATS?”>>DONALD TRUMP.>>Stephen: FINALLY, SIR,
YOU’VE BEEN INVESTIGATING THE PRESIDENT FOR OVER TWO YEARS. CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING
COMPLIMENTARY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>>I’D HAVE TO PASS ON THAT.>>Stephen: THANK YOU, SIR. I’LL NOW YIELD MY TIME TO THE
OPENING CREDITs.>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT.”

100 thoughts on “Stephen Colbert Asks A Few Questions At Robert Mueller’s Hearing

  1. Colbert: "Do you believe President Trump is the most corrupt president in all Netherrealms?"
    Mueller: "If the report says so, then yes."

    (flashback to the Netherrealm)

    Scorpion: "GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

  2. When my wife's grandmother past away, we inherited her house. We decided to move in before updating the house's internet/cable/etc. So the only thing available on TV/internet was C-SPAN for about a week. It wasn't that bad… lol.

  3. Are all comedy shows in USA like this, how do you know when to laugh. Its like 1970 with canned laughter. Can't believe they still do that

  4. Micheal Moore is a sap, a low-life and a piece of shit. Mueller is obviously ailing from a medical condition, leave the man alone and leave him in peace. He was forced to testify by the Dems despite not being fit to testify, how shameful. War veteran Robert Mueller served his country with honour and bravery, all Americans should be very grateful to this man, stop putting him down, it is a very low blow to attack an aging man with an aging mind. I would ask you to STFU and be grateful for what this man went through for all Americans. The Dems are despicable and shameless for putting him through this circus act.

  5. Mueller didn't indict because Trump was protected by the office of presidency.
    Mueller did not exonerate the president and has enough evidence to charge Trump after he leaves office.

  6. this became way too political- he destroyed the late show, a show merely created to challenge jay leno and nbc
    perhaps get rid of jon stewart as EP

  7. Dear Stephen! This is THE BEST you have ever done! Bravissimo!!! 😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️

  8. Mueller investigation was always going to end like this. The entire thing is an act. Establishment Dems and Trump work for the same people. They need to make it look like they are trying to do something while at the same time making themselves look completely incompetent. Only way the USA will ever be a free country is if the people storm that white house and take it by force

  9. Stephen Colbert although hilarious has forgot to mention Woodrow Wilson, Andrew Jackson, and many more who fit the bill in racism. I am a proud American, but you need to know the truth before you say that you have pride. America is the greatest nation that the world has ever seen, but it has its black eyes in history.

  10. I have never seen a more fucked up country and a lack of backing and respect for their leader. You voted him in. It’s your right not to like him but man you Americans can be immature fucktards!

  11. Very accurate what Colbert ask Mueller that trump is the most corrupt fake president in the history of America plus trump is a conman a pedophile a traitor a fraud a charlatan a rapist and of course a felon a criminal by birth obstruction of justice and many more crimes and Mueller said YES HE IS !

  12. trump 2020 looks real good…maga ..the communists are handing to him….thanks steven colbert…good job comrade

  13. Trump is the most despicable individual who has become president of the U. S…Trump has no morals,

    no ethics, no principles, no scruples, no morals, no class at all…not even table manners..just ask one of
    his service employees. He doesn't know about loyalty not even to his own team. How many of his aides has
    left the administration, so far?

    Trump is an ignorant verbal bully. He doesn't know anything about anything. Can't read or write beyond
    4t grade lever, if we are lucky. And watch him talk…he shout as if he are selling products at the farmer's
    market. He a real classless, uneducated peon. peasant. Trump is a mythomaniac. He needs help/

    The UK. Ambassador is right…Trump is inept and his administration dysfunctional.

  14. We obviously don’t agree with what the system has given us.

    Yet we continue the same strategy while still working only to be making more little green white power paper.

    If we love what we do, then why do we need an extra incentive and punishment?

    Entertainers should be the first who start acting sincerely by working for free, instead of working like and for the very man that they pretend to stand against. Rich leaders like Trump.

    I admit that I earn money to eat and sleep but it does not inspire my abilities. It only keeps other people questioning where I have gotten my spirit from. I try to explain love’s only intent to them but people in a monetary system don’t understand that.

    Why not?

    They only understand the sad and hopeless motivation of green money power and they only intend to work for more of it. Helping people takes creativity. Some people don’t care at all about creativity because there is no possible money for them in it any longer. Sabotage is what these sad people all rely on now.

    Money makes us all racist against each other. Even people within the same race.

  15. If the republican NAZI party wants to see what a patriot looks like, look no farther. . . Stephen Colbert could be the poster child for any true patriot.

  16. Weird Al Colbert interviewing some rock star.
    Cheap, not Colbert's masterpiece… but worth it. Get bigly tarangintula in prison already!

  17. Man Stephens so funny, but it's sad to see him be a part of the media mischaracterizing our president.

  18. You can tell how angry he is. Putting "Messiah" Mueller on a gigantic pedestal was a great idea Stephen..

  19. Wow, this isn't how it went at all! Thanks for twisting it and telling us how to think, Steven. Orange man bad.

  20. Colbert really likes saying the word corruption. In the same way a 12 year old just discovered a cuss word.

  21. I love it….but Colbert you moron….you backed Mueller and the fake investigations based on accusations. What … you don't agree???? Then ask yourself this one question…..did Trump Hack the Election? Did anyone hack the election…which means that someone did hack the voting machines. But the told us that DID NOT Happen. What did happen. The democratic committees computer was hacked or more specifically one of Hillary's team. That was never HACKING an election, that was hacking a single computer !!! Grow up people. Fact is that IF TRUMP ever investigated Hillary and the money that rolled through her accounts and that of her foundation she might have some issues and in kind so would a lot of other people connected to them. Conspiracy…., yeah right….who is hiding and turning the investigators in the wrong direction and you my friend are the pawns. This whole joke was about hacking a SINGLE computer not tied to the government. And you bought it. So….tell me where I'm wrong. Losers like Colbert are part of the problem because he tells you what you want to hear instead of the truth and he gets paid for it. Sucker.

  22. I clicked cause I thought it would be funny but now I paused it cause I've heard enough after the first attempt at humor..why pick on someone's appearance as a punch line..k I'm done writing..off to watch the office..that shit is funny.

  23. In the netherealms too? I mean, hearing these questions from Stephen… Quan Shi must be pretty pissed to loose a competition with Trump…

  24. Wow by now usually the hate filled propaganda that Colbert spews gets a million hits by now😂😂 didn’t even break half of that. People ain’t buyin’ what your selling🇺🇸👏

  25. The Skit was cool but the fact is Clinton paid for the fake report and Obama knew about it but did nothing . . Kinda tragic in the end. Wouldn't you agree??

  26. "I just thumped the back of Louie Gohmert's head …" Priceless. P.S. Gohmert – – please resign! We are TRYING to CLEAN UP the SWAMP ! Not make it more thick !

  27. Funny – I just saw the trailer for '"Cats" on an XT screen – and I DID find it disturbing. CGI is getting too perfect – in this case purr-fect? (something i have waited for eagerly. only to be more concerned than enchanted.)But NOT as disturbing as Donnie working with our political, moral and social enemy.

  28. Garbage tier video with a comment section spammed by shills. No surprise given how open Google is with propping priority creators.

  29. Wow what a dishonest representation of what really happened. Mueller looked like a elderly fool up there.

    Bill Clinton was much more dishonest then trump, I mean they actually impeached they didn’t just talked about it for 3 years.

  30. Not investigating Trump crime family, rather Russian manipulation of political interference. He merely followed the trail of evidence. It seems that all the unearthed facts led directly to INDIVIDUAL ONES campaign. POTUS is indeed a Russian asset/puppet installed by Putin. Meet with,exchange letters, & converse with his boss. Denied Mueller interview, failed take home test etc.

  31. Dam so funny and sad it's perdomitly true . Wish he would do this with AG Bent Dilly Barr . God bless funny and factually accurate.Then do one split screen on Trump and new British prime minister . Him and Trump against the world of reality or something too that extent.

  32. Even if the dossier was we're bogus in any way ( which it wasn't) tRump still supported Putin and Russian intervention in our elections and still will going forward.;. that's criminal.

  33. Stephen Stephen Stephen. Still mad that your party lost. The American people have spoken. Get used to it. And by the way, get that ugly ear fixed. I’m sure you can afford it. I saw where they grew one on a mouse. I’m sure there is one out there with your ear , I mean name, on it.

  34. What I cannot for the life of me understand is how the people sitting behind him can keep straight faces!

  35. Louie Gohmert is the personification of everything that is wrong with the USA ( along with the rest of the evil GOP Cabal). Just a vile, odious, racist, narrow-minded, utterly partisan, party before country, power-hungry POS, who happily ignores the Constitution in defence of his Puppet Cult Leader – the Orange Sociopath. This Douche-Bag would throw his Mee-Maw under an 18 Wheeler if it meant he got to cling to power for an extra day. You could toss him in a time machine and send him back 150 years and he'd be happier than a pig in shit. Meanwhile, the Grand Wizard in the Whitehouse continues his racist Twitter shits, this time focusing on Elijah Cummings and Baltimore. America…it's going to take a lot of work to clean up this Dumpster Fire.

  36. I would have to generally agree with that characterization Stephen made about Louis Gohmert's head, lmao
    But seriously folks, gohmert is just the worst.

  37. Its over, American public large and by far believe that the Mueller report, russian collusion, obstruction with no proof, STRATEGY is a losing issue.

  38. What Americans need is a leader that, Cares,Loves,and most of all RESPECTS ALL PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. And U.S.A will not get that, ever with what’s there now.😪

  39. I love Colbert, and don't mean to be rude, but if you have not heard of Bobby 3 sticks, then you are not doing your job, sir. I knew that was his nickname like 2 years ago….And frankly, he's had that nickname even longer.

  40. Welcome to politic the next generation, where people don't want to say anything to political correctness but taking action abort it with their silent votes.

  41. Muller has zero to do with a fake probe into Trump. It’s insulting what they did to Americans. I will never believe media or democrats again. I am done voting Democrat. Their not my people anymore. They want to take 50% of my income for illegals. If they can’t support themselves they can’t pass go

  42. What is this garbage? God bless President Trump & the USA, and down with the traitors and anti-American liberals

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