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Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele


JAY-KWELIN.
– HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT?
BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE.
– UH-HUH. DE-NICE.
– HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE
A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO?
– MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS THE REASON FOR
THIS PREMATURE EXODUS? – YEARBOOK PHOTOS. UM, WE HAVE TO LEAVE
15 MINUTES EARLY TO MEET UP WITH OUR CLUBS. – [chuckles]
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MIGHT WORK
WITH OTHER SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS, BUT I TAUGHT
IN THE INNER CITY FOR OVER 20 YEARS. NOW, Y’ALL WANNA
LEAVE MY CLASS EARLY SO Y’ALL CAN GO MEET UP
AT “THE CLUB.” AIN’T NONE OF Y’ALL
OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB! RIDICULOUS. – MR. GARVEY?
– DUMB SON OF A BITCH! DID I
ST-ST-ST-ST-ST-STUTTER? – JUST THEN, YES. – I’M GONNA THROW YOU OUT
THE GODDAMN WINDOW! WHAT, JAY-KWELIN? – MR. GARVEY, WE’RE–
WE’RE TELLING THE TRUTH. WE–WE HAVE CLUBS
AT THE SCHOOL. WE HAVE CLUBS
FOR SPECIAL INTERESTS. – OKAY, I SEE.
SO Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. YEAH, OKAY,
WE GONNA PLAY LITTLE GAMES. FINE. I’LL PLAY. I’M MORE THAN HAPPY TO PLAY
SOME GAMES WITH Y’ALL. ANYONE WHO’S IN A CLUB…
STAND YOUR ASS UP. UH-HUH. OH, YEAH,
THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS. THE USUAL SUSPECTS. WHAT THE HELL CLUB
ARE YOU IN, JAY-KWELIN? – FUTURE LEADERS
OF AMERICA. – OKAY, OKAY. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
IF YOU’RE GONNA BE A LEADER IN THE FUTURE? IS THERE A STARGATE
IN YOUR BEDROOM? CAN YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME,
JAY-KWELIN? – NO.
– THEN SIT THE FLIP DOWN! BA-LAKAY, I–
HERE’S THE THING. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY
I’M ABOUT TO ASK YOU THIS. B-LAKAY,
WHAT CLUB ARE YOU IN? – UM, PART OF THE SPANISH CLUB. – SPAN–THE SP–
YOU ABOUT AS SPANISH AS REE-ON SEACREST, WITH YOUR BIG-ASS
FRAGGLE ROCK HAIR! HOW ‘BOUT YOU, DE-NICE? – I’M IN THE CHESS CLUB. – UH, I’M SORRY, SWEETHEART, YOU ARE NOT
IN THE CHEST CLUB. THE “MOSQUITO BITE CLUB,”
MAYBE. – AH, THAT’S HURTFUL.
– TRUTHFUL. THERE HE IS. A-ARON…
– HEY. – WHAT CLUB ARE YOU IN? – I’M THE PRESIDENT
OF THE GLEE CLUB. WHY DID I TALK? – THE GLEE CLUB?
AAH! LIKE THEY GONNA HAVE
A CLUB DEDICATED TO A TV SHOW! TAKE YOUR ASS TO
O-SHAG-HANNESSEY’S OFFICE RIGHT NOW,
BEFORE I BUST A CLUB UP IN YOUR BUTT!
– OKAY. – GO!
– [crying] OKAY, I’M GONNA GO. – MISCHIEVOUS
AND DECEITFUL! CHICANEROUS
AND DEPLORABLE. – THIS IS PRINCIPAL
O’SHAUGHNESSY. STUDENTS, PLEASE REPORT
TO THE GYMNASIUM FOR YOUR CLUB PHOTOS.
– FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT. NOW, DOES ANYBODY IN HERE
HAVE A VALID REASON FOR LEAVING THIS CLASSROOM?
T-MOTHY. – I GOTTA PICK UP MY DAUGHTER.
– YOU’RE EXCUSED.

100 thoughts on “Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

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  2. This guy should’ve been in wild n out he would’ve been funny specially him and dc young fly.😂😂😂😂

    Came back to watch this hallelujah.

  3. Alright so if i'm getting this right.., they're too young to go to the club, but having children is no problemo?

  4. 0:08 bruh Timothy just comes out of no where at the end lmao. He was behind the blue shirt guy but in the beginning he isnt

  5. Dude I thought the right side of my earphones was broken, but no it's the damn video. Can anyone relate or it's just me?

  6. We were planning to name our expected daughter Jessica.
    But not after seeing this , Jeseeka is not pretty name as I used to think 🤔
    Thank you key for clearing this up

  7. *Whispers to A-Arons*
    i taught in the inner city for 20 years..

    *talks*
    and yall wanna leave my class so u can go meet up at the clubb

    *shouts*

    AINT NONE OF YALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB

  8. I loved that the first part was uploaded before I started high school and this one (the second part) was uploaded after I graduated from high school.

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