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Super Mario Maker: Yoda Jokes – PART 17 – Game Grumps


Suzy: Hey! It’s me, Venom Snake! And if you’re wondering where all the episodes of Metal Gear went, Suzy: They’ve been moved. They’re on KittyKatGaming now, a Game Grumps affiliated channel. Suzy: Isn’t that right, Snake? Arin: What? Suzy: What’re you eating? Arin: S’burger. Suzy: It’s gross. Arin: Sorry… Barry: What took you so long? Arin: [Laughs] Suzy: Barry, is there something wrong with your eyes? Barry: So bright.
Suzy: I mean, Kaz [Laughing] is there something wrong with your eyes? Arin: [Laughs]
Suzy: I mean, Kaz [Laughing] is there something wrong with your eyes? Barry: It’s so bright.
Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Laughs] Barry: I’m gonna go back to sleep. Suzy: What should people do, though? Wait! Before you go, tell me where they can watch more Metal Gear. Barry: [Snores] Arin: Click the link to head over to KittyKatGaming to watch Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain playthrough continued on forever. Barry: [Snores]
Arin: Click the link to head over to KittyKatGaming to watch Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain playthrough continued on forever. Arin: STOP SNORING!! Barry: [Snores] Suzy: Ew.
Barry: [Snores] Barry: [Snores] Suzy: This is terrible. Arin: Hey I’m Grump! Dan: I’m Not So Grump! Dan and Arin: And we’re the Game Grumps! Arin: What’s up, fucknuggets!? Dan: [British? Accent] Hello gamers/bakers! Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Sorry, that was me doing, uh, an Imogen… Scoppie? Arin: Yeah.
Dan: It- It- Ha- Is it ‘Imagen’ or ‘Imogen’? Dan: It- It- Ha- Is it ‘Imagen’ or ‘Imogen’? Arin: Im- I don’t know. I always said ‘Imogen’. Dan: I don’t know. Dan: But she’s the beautiful and awesome animator who does beautiful and awesome animations. Dan: And we’ve also watched her baking shows which are delightful. Arin: She did TOKE-mon. Dan: Oh yeah. Arin: The Game Grumps Animated. Dan: And the, uh, Appropriate Story. Arin: Yeah. Dan: [Clears throat] Arin: Which was on her own channel. Dan: Yeah. So she’s one of our heroes, we love her. Arin: Um… Dan: This isn’t gonna be good. That’s a lot of wrenches. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Come. The fuck. On.
Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Laughs] Dan: I mean… Death Counter: 1
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Jirard… Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: Jiraaarrrd… Arin: What would happen if I just made an entire…? Dan: Whoa!
Arin: What would happen if I just made an entire…? Arin: Whoooaaa! Dan: Oooh!
Arin: Whoooaaa! Arin: Jeez. Arin: Wa-ho! Whoa! Death Counter: 2
Dan and Arin: Whoa! Dan: Damn. Dan: That’s not cool. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Okay. Dan: I get it at least. Arin: Yeah. Arin: Ohh jeez. Arin: Whoo! Hoo! Hoh! Death Counter: 3 Dan: Wow.
Arin: You just gotta- You- You can’t- Arin: You just gotta- You- You can’t- Arin: You can’t do the high jump on that one. Dan: D- Mmhmhmm. Arin: You gotta let go of the run button. Dan: Okay.
Arin: Or the jump button or whatever. Dan: [Sucks in air] Dan: [Sigh] It’s so easy… Arin: The jump button. Death Counter: 4
Arin: [Snorts] Well. Dan: There you go. Is that what you- Dan: Is that what you meant? Arin: [Laughs] Arin: Poor Mario, man. Dan: I know. He- He- Dan: Mario’s having a rough go of it in Mario Maker. Dan: I gotta say. Arin: He just wanted to be a plumber. Arin: Then this shit happened. Arin: You want the run but you don’t want the high jump. Arin: Is the situation. Arin: Alright. Dan: Huah! Death Counter: 5 Dan: Boy, that’s a… Dan: That’s what we call a, uh… Dan: …A tight window in the business. Arin: [Australian accent] Good old tight window, ay? Dan: [Australian accent] Tight windows. Arin: [Australian accent] Eh, too easy. Dan: [Australian accent] Fuck you, too easy. Death Counter: 6
Dan: Goddammit.
Arin: Aww. Arin: You did it on the bl- Dan: I need- I need- I need it- Yeah.
Arin: Yeah, you gotta do it on the second one. Dan: Bouncier squid, I agree. Arin: That squid was sub-par bouncy. Dan: Can I have a more buoyant calamari, please? Arin: Ooh, ah, God, I could go for some fuckin’ calamari right now. Dan: Could you?
Arin: Ooh, ah, God, I could go for some fuckin’ calamari right now. Death Counter: 7 Dan: [Sighs]
Arin: I love calamari. Arin: I love calamari. Dan: [Under breath] Eat dicks. Dan: Not you. You can eat whatever you want. Arin: Calamari, please. Dan: Yeah. Arin: Shit’s delicious. Especially when you get the squid shaped ones ’cause nobody wants to eat those and you know they’re yours. Death Counter: 8
Dan: Yeah, well I’m one of the people who don’t… Dan: Yeah, well I’m one of the people who don’t… Dan: Who- Wh-Wh-Who don’t wanna eat ’em. Arin: Ah, God, I fuckin’ love those. Arin: The ones that got the little tentacles and it’s like, Arin: “Yeees! Give it! Give it-Give it-Give it-Give it!” Arin: More calamari for me. Death Counter: 9
Dan: [Sighs] I’d like to sing along with this next part. Dan: [Sighs] I’d like to sing along with this next part. Arin: Don’t- Don’t second guess yourself. Dan: Here we go.
Arin: Don’t- Don’t second guess yourself. Dan: [Singing along] Go fuck yourself and go die… Dan: [Singing along] …Jirard! Dan: [Singing along] Ba-doo, boo-boo! Arin: [Singing along] You are fucking dead too!
Dan: [Singing along] Boop, ba-doo boo-boo! Arin: Oh my God. Death Counter: 10 Dan: [Gasping] Arin: Well. Dan: [Gasping] Arin: That’s close. Dan: [Quietly] Thank you. Arin: Close, but no cig-ahrr Dan: [Groaning] Arin: [Singing along] Suck my dick. Arin: [Singing along] Fuckin’ dick. Dan: Suck- Arin: Don’t jump on this one! Just- Arin: Arghh! Dan: Arin. Arin: You keep doing the high jump. Dan: It’s okay. Arin: You don’t want that. Dan: It’s good. Dan: I’m here. I did it.
Arin: Oh my fucking God, this… Arin: What is going here? Death Counter: 11 Dan: Oh. Dan: Really?
Arin: [Laughing] Arin: [Laughing] Dan: How would…? Dan: How would you do that? Arin: Let me try. Dan: Okay.
Arin: Let me try when you’re done with this one. Arin: Let me try when you’re done with this one. Dan: Okay.
Arin: Let me try when you’re done with this one. Arin: I think I’ve- I think I’ve got the solution, yo. Dan: Do you just ride the beetle? Arin: Don’t- Ahh, don’t high jump! Dan: It’s okay. Arin: Not okay. Death Counter: 12 Arin: The flow… Dan: “Do it the way I want!” Arin: You need the rhythm and the rhyme. Dan: M’okay. Arin: I’m pretty sure it’s the way he intended it to be. Dan: Oh really? Arin: Yeah, ’cause I’ve done similar stuff. Arin: In my levels, you know what I mean? Dan: [Laughs] Arin: Oops.
Death Counter: 13 Dan: [Laughing] Arin: It’s okay. Dan: “Show me the way, great master.” Arin: “Just need to get a feel for it, yeees.” Dan: [Laughs]
Arin: “Just need to get a feel for it, yeees.” Arin: “You know what these things can do.” Arin: Wheee! Wheee! Wheee! Whee! Dasn: Okay.
Arin: Wheee! Wheee! Wheee! Whee! Arin: Wheee! Wheee! Wheee! Whee! Death Counter: 14
Arin: So you don’t, um… Dan: Mmm. Oh, over the flame. Dan: Over the Waka Flocka Flame. Arin: Mmm. Dan: [Sighs]
Arin: Alright, I get it. Arin: I get it. It’s funny joke. Hahahaha. Death Counter: 15
Arin: [Yoda voice] Mmm-hmm! Arin: [Yoda voice] FUNNY JOKE! Dan: That was a new one. Dan: God, did you see the- All those X’s pouring into the same spot that you died on? Arin: Yeah.
Dan: God, did you see the- All those X’s pouring into the same spot that you died on? Dan: It’s like watching someone fuckin’ drop a deck of cards. Arin: [Laughs] Arin: Whoohoo! Death Counter: 16
Arin: [Yoda voice] Funny joke! Dan: Oh my God, Arin, you alright? Arin: Son of a bitch! Arin: Did I ever tell you about that? Dan: Nope. Aribn: My fuckin’ Joke Yoda? Dan: Joke Yoda? Arin: Yeah. Dan: No. Arin: It’s like, Yoda after he, like, retires from the Force. Arin: He- Fuck. Death Counter: 17 Arin: He wants to become a comedian. Dan: He’s not… Dan: He’s not a policeman. Arin: He retires from the Force? Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Laughs] Arin: He becomes a comedian, so- Death Counter: 18
Arin: He becomes a comedian, so- Death Counter: 18
Dan: [Laughing] Arin! [Laughs] Dan: [Laughing] Arin! [Laughs] Arin: So he’s like… Arin: He’s like- Arin: He only tells Star Wars related jokes, so he’s like… Arin: [Yoda] Mmm! Arin: [Yoda] I have a joke for you! Arin: And you gotta be like, “Okay, tell it to me.” Death Counter: 19
Arin: Fuck. Arin: So… Arin: [Yoda] I have a joke for you, Dan! Dan: Okay, uh, tell it to me Joke Cop Yoda. Arin: [Yoda] Mmm! Dan: Oh, Ex-cop.
Arin: [Yoda] What- Arin: [Yoda] What kind of car do I drive? Death Counter: 20
Dan: Umm… Dan: I don’t know. Arin: [Yoda] A ToYODA! Arin: [Yoda] Mmmhmm! Arin: [Yoda] Funny Joke! Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Here’s a good one! Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Straight from Dagobah! Dan: That’s a character you made? Death Counter: 21
Arin: Y-Yeah! Dan: Boy, Arin. Arin: Alright, go ahead. Dan: [Laughs] No, do it, do it. Arin: Oh fuck, I don’t wanna do this! Arin: Ah, I thought I could do it, but I can’t. Dan: It’s way harder than it look, isn’t it? Arin: Yeah, it sure is. Arin: [Yoda] Here’s a good one from the planet Tatooine! Death Counter: 22 Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] What did-
Dan: Watching… Arin: [Yoda] What did Luke Skywalker say about somebody bullying his sister? Dan: What’s that? Death Counter: 23
Arin: [Yoda] You better not LEIA finger on her! Dan: Oh.
Arin: [Yoda] You better not LEIA finger on her! Arin: [Yoda] Mmmm! Arin: [Yoda] Funny joke!
Dan: [Laughs] Dan: [Laughs] Dan: Arin! Dan: It’s, um… Dan: It’s funny watching you go back and forth between, like, the joy on your face when you do that voice and, Dan: Like, the absolute dead-eyed, like, anger that you immediately snap back into when just playing this. Arin: Fuck!
Death Counter: 24
Dan: Like, the absolute dead-eyed, like, anger that you immediately snap back into when just playing this. Dan: Like, the absolute dead-eyed, like, anger that you immediately snap back into when just playing this. Dan: Okay. Arin: [Yoda] Here’s a good one! Dan: Oh my God.
Arin: [Yoda] Here’s a good one! Dan: Oh my God.
Arin: [Yoda] From- Straight from the Death Star! Arin: [Yoda] From- Straight from the Death Star! Dan: Okay. Death Counter: 25
Arin: [Yoda] What- [Laughs] Dan: Alright, here, hand it back. Arin: [Yoda] What did a jockey’s manager say to him before the big race? Dan: Okay, this is me playing now. Dan: Oh, wh-what did they say, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] Use the HORSE! Arin: [Yoda] Mmmhmm! Arin: [Yoda] Funny joke!
Dan: [Laughs] Shut up! Dan: [Laughs] Shut up! Dan: Uh…
Arin: Just gotta fuckin’- Right when he’s in the center, you gotta fuckin’ do the leap. Arin: Just gotta fuckin’- Right when he’s in the center, you gotta fuckin’ do the leap. Dan: Yeah.
Arin: Just gotta fuckin’- Right when he’s in the center, you gotta fuckin’ do the leap. Arin: Ah, you’re fucked. Dan: Oh, I sure am. Dan: What if I…? Arin: Nope.
Death Counter: 26 Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: Nope. That’s not gonna work. Arin: I think you just gotta book it, right? Like… Dan: Yeah, I guess so. Arin: You gotta catch ’em while he’s walkin’. Dan: Okay. Dan: Don’t. [Laughs]
Arin: [Yoda] Mmmmmmgh! Dan: I- I was like, ‘That’s a suspicious pause of time between saying something.’ Arin: [Laughs] Arin: Whooaah-
Dan: Yeeeaaahh- Death Counter: 27
Arin: Awwwww!
Dan: Oh! Are you serious? Dan: Oh! Are you serious? Arin: [Yoda] Hey, Dan! Dan: [Sighs]
Arin: [Yoda] I’ve got a new joke for you! Arin: [Yoda] I’ve got a new joke for you! Dan: What is it, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] Where does…? Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Where does Vader get all of his designer shoes? Dan: Where’s that? Where’s that, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] At the Darth MALL! Arin: Mmmhmm! Death Counter: 28
Dan: WHAT THE FUCK!?! Dan: This is impossible!
Arin: [Yoda] Funny-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y… Dan: No! Shut up, Yoda!
Arin: [Yoda] Funny-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y… Arin: [Yoda] …Joke! Arin and Dan: [Laugh] Dan: Like, there’s nothing you can do, man! Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: Like, there’s nothing you can do, man! Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: Oh God, don’t throw the wrenches! Arin and Dan: [Laugh] Arin: [Yoda] Mmmmhmmm! Death Counter: 29
Dan: Dammit.
Arin: [Yoda] Mmmmhmmm! Dan: Okay, wait. Dan: Check this out. Check this out. Arin: Mhm.
Dan: Check this out. Check this out. Dan: [Sighs] Dan: Alright. I hope as many of you die as possible.
Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Okay, so here… Dan: And here… Dan: And then in. And then we’re good. We’re cool. Dan: And the here… Dan: Boops! Arin: Oh-hoh shit!
Dan: Aahh! Hoh! Arin: Oh my God!
Dan: Hoh! Hoh! Death Counter: 30
Dan: Oh no! Death Counter: 30
Arin: Ohhhh! Fuck! Dan: Jirard, you are the suckiest cocksucker of them all. Arin: Dude, you figured it out, though. That’s it, you got it! Dan: At least I- Okay
Arin: Dude, you figured it out, though. That’s it, you got it! Dan: I do know what to do. Okay, we can do this. Death Counter: 31
Dan: Okay. Dan: Starting now. Dan: We can do this. Arin: [Yoda] What do you call a bounty hunter’s favorite dog? Dan: [Laughs] Arin.
Arin: [Yoda] What do you call a bounty hunter’s favorite dog? Arin: [Yoda] What do you call a bounty hunter’s favorite dog? Dan: Uhh… Dan: What- What’s that? Arin: His Boba PETT! Dan: Oh my God… Arin: [Yoda] Mmmhmm! Arin: [Yoda] FUNNY JOKE! Dan: It’s not. Death Counter: 32
Dan: It’s not funny. Dan: It’s not. Dan: But do you think, like, the people would, like, actually call him out on it not being funny or- Dan: Or are they just, like, Dan: “He’s super old.” Arin: [Laughs] Arin: “Just give it to him. Just give it to him.”
Dan: “Just let him- Just let him do his thing. Just…” Death Counter: 33
Arin: “Just give it to him. Just give it to him.”
Dan: “Just let him- Just let him do his thing. Just…” Dan: “He’s, like, eight hundred, I think.” Arin: Mmm. Dan: Hoo boy… Arin: [Yoda] What is a Jedi’s favorite candy? Dan: What’s that, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] A Lifesaver! Death Counter: 34
Dan: Oh my God. Arin: [Yoda] MmmHMMMM!! Arin: [Yoda] FUNNYYY JOKE!! Dan: He just gets, like, more and more wildly intense every time. Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: He just gets, like, more and more wildly intense every time. Death Counter: 35
Dan: Ahh, dude. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: I’m starting to- I’m starting to lose it with this a little bit.
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Starting to lose my- My golden touch. Arin: [Laughs] Arin: Whoo boy! Dan: K, here we go. Arin: [Sniggers] Death Counter: 36
Dan: No, please, God. Arin: [Laughs]
Death Counter: 36
Dan: No, please, God. Dan: Please just let me get back to the place. Arin: [Laughs] Arin: Ohh, man.
Dan: Please, I just want to do this. Dan: Please, I just want to do this. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Let it happen. Dan: Do it for me. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Okay, okay. Dan: Don’t- Arin, don’t. Arin: [Laughs] Death Counter: 37
Dan: Oh God, c’mon! Arin: [Laughs] Dan: God, prove to me you’re real! Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Mmm!
Dan: By being on my side with this. Dan: By being on my side with this. Arin: [Yoda] Hey, Dan. Dan: What’s up, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] I’ve got a… Funny joke for you! Dan: Do you? Death Counter: 38
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Do you, now? Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Here it goes! Dan: Love it. Dan: I’d love it if you’d told me. Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: I’d love it if you’d told me. Arin: [Laughs] Arin and Dan: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] What… Death Counter: 39
Dan: Fuck me. Arin: [Yoda] What do you call it when Chewbacca’s best friend is in a band, Arin: [Yoda] And he has an opportunity to play the instrument on his own? Dan: A Han Solo? Arin: [Yoda] MMHMMM! Dan: [Laughs]
Arin: [Yoda] MMHMMM! Arin: [Yoda] FUNNYYY JOKE!! Dan: Oh boy. Death Counter: 40
Dan: No! Dan: No, God, please, Jesus! Please let me do this! Dan: Ohh, Jesus, God! Dan: C’mon, Jewish God! Arin: Oh, boy. Dan: What did I Bar Mitzvah for? Arin: I don’t know. Dan: If not for this exact mom- Death Counter: 42
Dan: If not for this exact mom- Death Counter: 42
Dan: Oh God, I’m… Dan: Mmmm… Dan: The anger is getting strong. Dan: [Sighs] Arin: Oh, boy. Dan: Everyone having a good time out there? Death Counter: 43
Dan: Everyone having a good time out there? Arin: Ah!
Death Counter: 43
Dan: Everyone having a good time out there? Arin: You didn’t even try that time. Dan: Everyone having a really fun…? Arin: You didn’t even try. Dan: [Sighs] Arin: You can do it, man. Dan: Okay. Dan: Here’s- This is the one. Death Counter: 44 Arin: [Snorts]
Dan: Okay. Dan: Okay, definitely kinda… Dan: Definitely kinda flagging slightly. Arin: [Laughs]
Dan: Definitely kinda flagging slightly. Arin: Hoo boy! Dan: Okay, here we go. Dan: Okay. Dan: And, a little jump here. Okay. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Ooh, K.
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Nope.
Death Counter: 45 Arin: [Laughs] Dan: Nope. [Sighs] Nope, nope, nope. Dan: That’s good. Arin: [Yoda] What… Arin: [Yoda] Um, Dan? Dan: [Sighs] What is it, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] I’ve got a funny joke for you! Death Counter: 46
Dan: That’s cool. Arin: [Yoda] Would you like to hear it? Dan: [Quiet] Yeah, go ahead. Arin: [Yoda] What is a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert? Dan: Is this a gelato? Death Counter: 47 Arin: [Yoda] Mm-Mm. Dan: Um, I don’t know. Arin: [Yoda] Mhmm! Arin: [Yoda] Obi Wan CANNOLI! Dan: [Laughs] Arin! Arin: Mmmhmm! Dan: Please, I can’t-
Arin: Mmmhmm! Dan: I can’t- I can’t deal with both- Both of these things at once! Death Counter: 48
Arin: [Yoda] FUNNYYYY JOKE!! Dan: Goddammit. Dan: Ohh, I’m so- I’m- I’m, like… Dan: I’m, like, seething with rage right now. Death Counter: 49
Dan: Jirard… Dan: Jirard, I’m gonna- I’m… Dan: There’s a sternly worded email coming your way. Dan: You better believe that shit. Dan: [Sighs] Arin: Oh boy. Arin: I can’t think of any more Star Wars jokes. Dan: Um… Death Counter: 50 Dan: Argh… Dan: [Groaning] Dan: [Monotone] Oh, uh, who comes to take your car when you don’t have any money? Dan: [Monotone] Max Repo. Haha. Funny joke. Dan: Okay… [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] That was a good one! Death Counter: 51
Arin: [Yoda] But I felt the delivery could use a little something! Dan: [Laughs]
Arin: [Yoda] But I felt the delivery could use a little something! Dan: [Sucks in air] I’m gonna give this one more shot. Dan: And then I’m throwing this controller wildly across the room with no regard for anyone else’s property. Dan: One and two and three. Arin: Oh man. Dan: Okay. Dan: There we go. Death Counter: 52 Dan: [Inhales and exhales] Dan: [Under breath] God damn you. Arin: [Yoda] What… Dan: [Weakly] No, no, not with the wrenches. Arin: [Yoda] What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Dan: [Weakly] What’s that, Arin? Arin: [Yoda] Some DESERT! Dan: [Laughs] You are… Dan: This is not good. Arin: [Yoda] Mmmhmmm! Dan: Hoh! Death Counter: 53
Arin: [Yoda] FUNNY JOKE!
Dan: Hohh!! Dan: [Distressed] Hoh-ho, Goddammit! Arin: [Laughs] Dan: [Distressed] Ohhh, Jesus!
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: [Distressed] Whyyy? Arin: Oh my God… Dan: [Distressed] Ah! Death Counter: 54 Dan: [Distressed] No!
Death Counter: 54 Dan: [Distressed] No, please. Oh, please, God. Dan: [Distressed] Please, Jesus, no. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: [Weakly] Arin. I don’t…
Arin: [Laughs] Dan: [Weakly] I don’t want to do this. Arin: [Yoda] Mhm. Arin: Fuckin’ sound. Arin: Brlbrlbrlbr! Dan: Doov! Death Counter: 55 Dan: No!
Arin: Oh my God! Dan: Ah, how many ways, Jirard, can you make me hate your fuckin’ face and head and body? Arin: [Laughs] Dan: And life?
Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Laughs] Arin: [Yoda] Mm! Dan: [Laughs] Death Counter: 56
Dan: Goddammit! Arin: [Yoda] Mhm! Arin: [Yoda] That was good. Dan: Oh my God. Arin: [Yoda] That was a good one. Dan: [Sighs] Dan: Okay.
Arin: [Yoda] Mm! Dan: Didn’t I say “Just one more,” like, twelve ago? Arin: Yeah. Arin: Well, that’s how this game works, right? Dan: Yeah. Dan: It just- Dan: It starts you off so immediately that you’re like, Dan: “Well, I gotta.” Arin: Doing really well, though. Dan: Thank you. Death Counter: 57 Arin: Ohhhhh!
Dan: Awwww! Arin: Fuck!
Dan: Just that one last little spike. Dan: Just that one last little spike. Dan: Jabbing me right in the side of the dome-piece. Dan: Alright. This is the fifteen minute mark, so this really is it for this episode. Arin: [Yoda] Mm! Dan: I can’t take anymore. Arin: [Yoda] Funny joke. Dan: Not a funny joke. Dan: I’m totally for serious. Arin: [Yoda] Mhm! Arin: [Yoda] Mm! Death Counter: 58
Arin: Mmmm! Arin: Mmmm! Dan: [Sighs] Dan: [Under breath] Maybe- Maybe just one more. Arin: [Laughs] Dan: [Under breath] Maybe just one. One quick one. Arin: [Yoda] What- Dan: What, Ar- What- What, Yoda? Arin: [Yoda] What- Dan: Yeah, why don’t you tell me? Dan: Why don’t you tell me what? Arin: [Yoda] What does- What does Han Solo steal drinks from the bar in? Death Counter: 59
Arin: [Yoda] What does- What does Han Solo steal drinks from the bar in? Arin: [Yoda] What does- What does Han Solo steal drinks from the bar in? Dan: [Hitting things in anger] Dan: [Under breath] Okay, sorry. Dan: I’m back. What? Arin: [Yoda] What does Han Solo sneak drinks from the bar in? Dan: I don’t know. Arin: [Yoda] His CANTINA! Dan: [Laughs] Okay, okay. Death Counter: 60
Dan: Here you go. Arin: [Yoda] Mhmm! Mmmm!
Dan: Next time on Game Grumps, I will be punching myself in the face. Dan: Next time on Game Grumps, I will be punching myself in the face. Dan: Ohhh!
Arin: [Yoda] And I will be telling more FUNNYYY JOKE!! Arin: [Yoda] And I will be telling more FUNNYYY JOKE!! Dan: [Sighs] Final Death Counter: 60 Dan: Just taking one breather after this one.

100 thoughts on “Super Mario Maker: Yoda Jokes – PART 17 – Game Grumps

  1. 60 deaths to look at and the price of listening to Yoda jokes to the point nearly having a heart attack? Sounds like the best deal to me.

  2. Hey jirard try putting a star at the beginning and on the way to spikes but you are close but no cigar

  3. What do Jedi use to open .PDF files?

    Adobe Wan Kenobi!

    mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm….

    FUNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JOKE!!

  4. This is legit the funniest GG episode in a long time, I swear, before a Joke Yoda moment, I could hear the gears in Arin's head turning and would just instinctively laugh because I knew it would piss off Dan a little every time.

  5. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY… JOKE!

  6. this was the first episode of game grumps i ever saw. hard to believe that this came out over 3 years ago

  7. I like the idea of Joke Yoda and Dan living together like roommates. Dan is constantly annoyed by Yoda and Yoda loves Dan(no-homo) for no reason and wants his attention.

  8. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNMNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    JOKE

  9. It’s been years and I’m still upset that the answer to 16:33 “what does Han Solo steal drinks from the bar in?” was anything other than “his red Solo cup”.

  10. 3:26
    FUCK YES, I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO LOVE THE SQUID SHAPED CALAMARI! I FUCKING LOVE THOSE BITCHES!!!

  11. "What does Han sneak drinks from the bar in? His cantina!"

    What? No! The answer is obviously "a Solo cup."

  12. Just rewatching this episode I realise how my memory really did not do the Yoda character justice😂 I almost peed laughing.

  13. Deeply inhales
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  14. If I opened a bakery, what would my slogan be?

    Dough or doughnut, there is no fry!
    MMMMMMMMM, FUNNYYYYY JOKE!

  15. I come back to this video whenever I’m sad and need to laugh

    And I just got dumped soooooo I really need it rn

  16. I’m with arin on the squid shaped calamari those are the best ones they have the absolute most flavor and yet you can usually have them all for yourself because everyone else is to squeamish or chicken to eat them

  17. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  18. while joke yoda is a great highlight to this episode, let's not overlook that jirard's level made dan question the validity of his own religion and how that's just as hilarious

  19. This just reminds me of that time Danny and Arin were comparing their types of anger and Danny was right, he's definitely a seether.

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