So, we’re gonna talk about sexism, guys. Aaj kal kaafi phail gaya hai. You agree sexism phail gaya hai? Nahi matlab pahle bhi tha sexism. 1800s mein bhi tha sexism
but tab twitter nahi tha. Aaj kal twitter aagaya hai
toh kaafi phail gaya hai. Toh recently I was on twitter
and I read this amazing tweet… …by this amazing man which said… …women are not funny… …because all women comics talk about are breasts, bras and periods. That’s it.
That’s his astute observation. Alright? Phir maine usee padha aur phir maine… …iss bande ke twitter pe
deep dive kiya… …ki ye kis cheez ke baare mein
tweet karta hai. Pehle topic : Auratein bewafa hoti hai. Doosra topic :
Boys are best. Maan lo. Teesra topic : Baat ye maan lo. And then I looked
at my roster of jokes… …ki mere paas kya hai. Do I have any jokes on these topics?
I did not. And then I felt really bad… …because if this man has made
a sweeping generalization… …why has he kept me out of it? So, I decided I’m going
to write some jokes… …on breasts, bras and period… …and you’re going to listen to them.
Okay? Guys, do you know
what is the leading cause of breast cancer? I’ll tell you. The leading cause of breast cancer is.. the simple act of being a woman. Toh hume sirf paida hona hai And if we’re conceived in North India… …the chances of that happening
are even lesser. Humein sirf paida hona hai… …and one day breast cancer
can just show up. Hey! What’s up? You know these things you like… …I’m going to take them away now. Bye! Have a good life.
That’s it. Essentially breast cancer is to women what demonetization was to India. It just showed up unexpectedly
and took away all our assets. Now I’ll talk about bras. Alright? Ladies, do guys ever ask you,
tumhara size kya hai? Right? They do that. But I’m like…
tere ko kya karna hai isse. What are you going to do
with this information? Mujhe khud nahi pata mera size kya hai. But you know though
abhi aaj kal koi mujhse puchta hai na… …what is your size? I send him my Zivame wish list. Kharid le tere ko jo chahiye,
accha lag raha. Now I sat down to write jokes
about period. But then I thought if I write jokes about
period it’ll be very disingenuous… …because I’ve PCOD. …in which the amount of testosterone
in your body increases. Right? Testosterone as you guys know
is the male hormone. So basically PCOD is a testament
to the fact that… …feminism has gone too far. Equal rights ke chakkar mein hum khud
aadmi banne lage hai.. I’ve so much testosterone in my body
ki main apne aap ko hi chedti hun. I’ve so much testosterone in my body… …’No Shave November’
is just Monday morning for me. I’ve so much testosterone in my body… …that after my performances
this dude on the internet… …He can’t say that
women are not funny. Can’t do it. Anyways, that was my set guys.
Thank you very much.