I understand that you are tall. But you don’t need to crouch under a bridge. You are not THAT tall. Looks are very important for a lot of people. The world’s become superficial. Height is so important. I’m short. I blame my mother. I know my father wouldn’t have had a choice. Couldn’t you find a tall guy to marry? She said there were a few tall ones too, but they fell outside our dowry budget. We had two options. Height or discount. We took discount, so now everyone in the family is short. And I’m okay with tall people, but some tall people act way taller than they are. I understand that you are tall. But you don’t need to crouch under a bridge. You are not THAT tall. You are not a dinosaur. My friend is tall. He looks at my car and starts complaining, “How will I fit in this?” I said you can fold your legs then. You know your knees are foldable, right? You don’t have to fit them straight! I just want to hurt tall peoples’ feelings. You call out fat, short, thin people, they feel bad. You call someone tall, they take it as a compliment. “Hey, Giant!”
“Yeah, thanks for noticing. My father is also a giant :)” “We’re a family of giants!” And then they fish for sympathy too. Like tall people have their own problems. “What kind of problems?”, I asked. “Rain falls on us first” Fcuk you all with your fake problems! Everyone wants to be unique. Everyone wants that there is no one like them in the whole world. Think about twins now. They have an exact copy, at home! How sad is that? You insult one of them about their looks. Two people are getting mad. You compliment one about their looks. That is also shared. They have nothing unique about them. These twin brothers lived in my society when I was young. Mayank and Madhur. One day Mayank went missing. So they took Madhur to the police station. Saying “We’ve lost one of these.” Madhur goes: “That’s all we’re worth? Body doubles of each other?” And now, because of ultrasound, you can know beforehand if you’re going to have twins. So the parents can get all the “We only had budget for one baby” out of their systems. Earlier there were no ultrasounds. All twin births were surprises. The couple who had the first-ever twins must have freaked the fcuk out! One baby came out. They were like, cool we’re done. Then an exact replica came out! “Didn’t we just get this one a second ago?” “What button did you press? We got two of the same design!” “What did you do, sister?”
“I just elevated her right leg.” “Right leg prints a Xerox copy!” Why would you even touch the right leg?” And then the matter would have subsided. And people would have figured that right leg does not print a xerox baby. Then the first-ever triplets would have been born. This time even the doctor would have freaked out! One baby. Two baby. And then a THIRD one. He’d be peeping in to look for more. How is he to know when to stop? Then people stopped trusting anyone about childbirth. Now for every childbirth, people are carrying playing cards and betting. How many babies do you think this one will have? *Picks a card* Joker? Seriously though, gambling is an issue in India. Indian Government has banned ‘gambling on land’. So people are jumping and placing bets while in mid-air. Where there is a will to bet, there is a way.