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Tall People & Their Fake Problems | E03 | Stand-up Comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari


I understand that you are tall. But you don’t need to crouch under a bridge. You are not THAT tall. Looks are very important for a lot of people. The world’s become superficial. Height is so important. I’m short. I blame my mother. I know my father wouldn’t have had a choice. Couldn’t you find a tall guy to marry? She said there were a few tall ones too, but they fell outside our dowry budget. We had two options. Height or discount. We took discount, so now everyone in the family is short. And I’m okay with tall people, but some tall people act way taller than they are. I understand that you are tall. But you don’t need to crouch under a bridge. You are not THAT tall. You are not a dinosaur. My friend is tall. He looks at my car and starts complaining, “How will I fit in this?” I said you can fold your legs then. You know your knees are foldable, right? You don’t have to fit them straight! I just want to hurt tall peoples’ feelings. You call out fat, short, thin people, they feel bad. You call someone tall, they take it as a compliment. “Hey, Giant!”
“Yeah, thanks for noticing. My father is also a giant :)” “We’re a family of giants!” And then they fish for sympathy too. Like tall people have their own problems. “What kind of problems?”, I asked. “Rain falls on us first” Fcuk you all with your fake problems! Everyone wants to be unique. Everyone wants that there is no one like them in the whole world. Think about twins now. They have an exact copy, at home! How sad is that? You insult one of them about their looks. Two people are getting mad. You compliment one about their looks. That is also shared. They have nothing unique about them. These twin brothers lived in my society when I was young. Mayank and Madhur. One day Mayank went missing. So they took Madhur to the police station. Saying “We’ve lost one of these.” Madhur goes: “That’s all we’re worth? Body doubles of each other?” And now, because of ultrasound, you can know beforehand if you’re going to have twins. So the parents can get all the “We only had budget for one baby” out of their systems. Earlier there were no ultrasounds. All twin births were surprises. The couple who had the first-ever twins must have freaked the fcuk out! One baby came out. They were like, cool we’re done. Then an exact replica came out! “Didn’t we just get this one a second ago?” “What button did you press? We got two of the same design!” “What did you do, sister?”
“I just elevated her right leg.” “Right leg prints a Xerox copy!” Why would you even touch the right leg?” And then the matter would have subsided. And people would have figured that right leg does not print a xerox baby. Then the first-ever triplets would have been born. This time even the doctor would have freaked out! One baby. Two baby. And then a THIRD one. He’d be peeping in to look for more. How is he to know when to stop? Then people stopped trusting anyone about childbirth. Now for every childbirth, people are carrying playing cards and betting. How many babies do you think this one will have? *Picks a card* Joker? Seriously though, gambling is an issue in India. Indian Government has banned ‘gambling on land’. So people are jumping and placing bets while in mid-air. Where there is a will to bet, there is a way.

100 thoughts on “Tall People & Their Fake Problems | E03 | Stand-up Comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari

  1. The amount of effort made by kabootar to write this stand up is unavailable.
    Katil is a kind of comedian i can relate the most. Thanks for this content
    Shashwat teri t-shirt bhi mast hai.
    3 weeks ek hi pehni hai.

  2. After watching your last videos I came here only to see if you've improved.
    And guess what, nothing changed๐Ÿ˜†

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  4. Bro I really like your videos. I want to be a standup and u r my idol!!! And i wish you have more subcribers than pewdiepie one day

  5. bhai jokes deliver nahi ho rahe sahi se.. thoda comical way me present karo…bohot serious lag raha ye…aisa lag raha dialogues yaad krke bol rahe ho bohot mushkil se

  6. Satta joke is intelligently lame!…but aisa set dekhe arsa hgya tha man…
    Best line : aur hain kya abhi! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Ur most epic comedy was " ola and wagonR" shit..

    U have unique sense of fuck… (i mean humour( i mean observing))

  8. You comedy is class apart ! Your content is your usp ! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘I hope you get more attention than lot many funny but unintelligent comedians ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  9. Itโ€™s not a hate comment.. but I am 5.1 and I am always been reminded of what is my height as if this was an achievement

  10. Tall people have genuine problems.. doors, bed, leg space, clothes sizes, sleeves not fit.. and many more.. without knowing reality don't mock them.. know their real problem then make your content.. not any random shit.

  11. Tall men problems
    1.Some public transport buses can only fit a height of 6 feet. While standing there is no way but to stay oblique( or bent your knee).

    2.And in cars the leg room is not enough to fit the length of your thigh (femur).

    3.Clearly sign boards in roads are not built keeping the 6 footers in mind.

    4.Trains sleeper berths doesn't fit me and my legs would be protruding out. I get woken up by people brushing against my feet.

    5. Thanks to the pothole filled roads everytime the car jumps, the head hits on the top of the car.

    And that's not it.

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