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THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU [] Funny Joke of the Day!


THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU
Funny Joke of the Day
The Friday Funny #44 Let me ask you something, friend: In a 2011 Czech Republic census,
what did 15,000 people list as their religion? The answer will probably surprise you. And I will have that for your shortly. Anyway, hello out there, dirty old Joe,
Paul Des, Steven Baumann, and everyone else out there
in the lovely, lovely land of YouTube. My name is Shawn,
also known as Bits of Real Panther. I’d like to welcome you to another episode of
(The Funny Joke of the Day) The Friday Funny. In today’s video we will of course
be exploring these bad-boys right here, so go ahead,
sink back into your chair, crack open a frosty Lowenbrau, and
let’s get this party started with The Winner of WeAk. Today’s winner of the coveted “Winner of
the WeAk” trophy is a Florida man. This man was magnet fishing in a lake
when he extracted from its watery depths
a World War 2 hand grenade. For reasons that I can’t really understand, this man thought it prudent to put this grenade
into the trunk of his car, drive 17 miles to a Taco Bell restaurant, and then to inform the employees there
that he had a grenade with him. Understandably, the authorities were contacted. A bomb squad arrived, vacated the restaurant,
locked everything down removed a grenade,
and detonated it elsewhere. Way to go, Florida man…
You are today’s “Winner of the WeAk.” Clearly yet another example of
humanity’s best and brightest. Next we’re going to move into a little segment of the show called the Friday Feline. Today I will be drinking an apple brandy. This kind of smells…
nominal at best. Anyway today I’ll be drinking to your friend of mine,
the very lovely Christina Milian. That’s right: Christina Milian. Anyway, this one is to you, Christina Milian. Thank you for being you! Not bad. Next I have for you a Friday Funny Fun Fact. In Spanish, the toothpaste Colgate
translates literally to “go hang yourself.” There must be some
very angry dentists in Spain. So how about that, sweet cheese? Anyway, to answer the question from earlier: A 2011 census in the Czech Republic revealed that 15,000 people had listed as their religion Jedi. That’s right: Jedi. Anyway, if you enjoy content of this kind,
please consider hitting that subscribe button. I would appreciate it very much. Lastly, I have for you a little joke. When I give you the punchline of that joke, please rate this joke on a scale of 0 through 5
and then post it in the comment section below. OK, Marmaduke,
are you ready for the joke? Lately, I have been completely
and utterly emotionally constipated. For almost a week now… I just haven’t given a shit! Pleas rate that joke in the comment section below, and have yourself a lovely Friday indeed,
friend.

76 thoughts on “THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU [] Funny Joke of the Day!

  1. Great video thanks brother. This one is very interesting. Got some people you just want to smack. The Florida man would be one of those people. The drink sounds good. The joke of the day 4.8 because I have them kind of weeks, days and months. Keep up the great work see you in the next video thanks again brother. The toothpaste well don't know what to say.

  2. TGIF friend loser of the day πŸ˜‚ feline πŸ˜€ funfact omgπŸ˜‚ Czech republic religion JEDI whatβ‰οΈπŸ˜‚ joke 4.7

  3. way to go florida man hehe 5 for the joke πŸ˜‚ drink for a change looked ok and strange about the Czech republic religion πŸ˜‚

  4. I do have to say, I like your true to form quieter self, you have these air of swag, control, and I don't give a fuck attitude. 😎
    All of these fun facts do surprise me. 😯
    Who doesn't want to be a Jedi. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
    That joke lol very nice 4 πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

  5. This week my emotional bowels are healthy so I’ll give that little ___ a nine! Have a great week my friend. πŸ˜‚

  6. Hahahaha Jedi!!! Thanks for the entertaining video….enjoyed!
    Love the joke 5/5 πŸ˜€ Have a great weekend Shawn πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜Ž

  7. Joke gets a 5. Nice one.
    Apple brandy huh. I might try that. I tried peach a long long time ago and could hardly get through it without gagging but apple sounds a bit better. More tart than sweet maybe idk. I'm watching this in the morning so i'm having coffee. No Lowenbrau. Do they still make that?
    Jedi….my first thought was Satanism idk why. Weird
    The video in the background i cannot place so i dont get any points. I will take a stab at the band anyway and guess it's The Cars?
    Cheers Shawn. Entertaining as always

  8. I guess Taco Bell is part of the government. I didn't know that. Apple brandy and Christina Milian go well together, Shawn. Thanks for sharing!! Ok, that joke deserves a 12! One of your best yet. πŸ™‚

  9. Hi Shawn… I didn't know that ~ shame on me 😞

    Thank you so much for telling us the bitter truthπŸ™ πŸ‘‰——-⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  10. way to go, Florida man! think before you talk!! Cheers to Christina Milian! If I put 'colgate' into google translate, I just get 'colgate' as the traslation; if I type 'col gate' I get 'cabbage door' hehe In the 2001 census in the Uk, 390,000 Jedi were revealed ! 5 for the joke – that made me laugh hehe big like! have an awesome weekend, Shawn my friend!

  11. What up Sean my man🍹🍸πŸ₯ƒπŸ₯‚πŸ»πŸΌ10 ))) May the force be with you

  12. After a few taco hells, i'm usually exploding something fierce in the restroom but not hand grenades like the weakly winner,..,.,look up on youtube christina milian butthole bleaching for a treat, lol,,..,.,i rate the friday funny joke of the day a 4.9 out of 5 because that's one of my philosophies in life to not give a shit,,.,..,boom, smashed the likey! have a great weekend panther…πŸ˜»πŸ™the force will be with youπŸ™βœβœβœβœ

  13. Ummm that Apple brandy i will give the joke 5 have a lovely weekend ????Emotionally constipated hopefully it should resolved itself

  14. My religion is the religion of Jebb, that grenade guy could've at least held up a decent fast food joint.
    That was a grand joke and perfect for all working class folk, 5 out of 5 sir
    Have a warm weekend Shawn, its started to get nice up here finally

  15. The First Church of Cantaloupe. I do some magnet fishing here and there, thankfully I am not Florida Man haha. Jedi not as shocking as The First Church of Cantaloupe. I'll give it 4 bowel movements out of 5

  16. Those guys 'behind' you around 1:03 seem pretty 'warped' haha! :-p The Colgate translation made me laugh! Nice of DV to join ya hehe! Quite appreciated the joke, so I give it a 4!

  17. Awesome as always man! The winner of this week is the proof that God has left us. That joke was pretty funny! I'd give it a 5/5!!! πŸ™‚

  18. Happy Friday Shawn, great episode like always! Man I would like to convert to Jediism.. only if a lightsaber included πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ Hot feline 😍😍😍 5 on the joke! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  19. ha ha ha ha l.o.l well Shawn i am topping that joke at a 7 +
    cause the cats say so meow they had the giggles after
    hearing that one Hmm' strange i guess they gave a shit
    they are all in the cat box outhouse now still giggling
    ha ha cause tomorrow is Caturday Catnip Crazy Cats
    Day Gone Wild ! Marvelous video i might try that drink
    we hope you have a great and fun weekend hugs x o
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  20. Lol the joke is 5/5 πŸ˜‚
    Great video and great to visit you on here again, sorry not been by in a while! Thanks for sharing!! Have a great weekend!

  21. Ah ah ah….. Very good answer!!! Wonderful…βœ… 😁 πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘€ 😁 πŸ€πŸ‘Œβ˜€πŸ˜ πŸ˜€ Ciao LIKE#718πŸ‘have a nice sunday!

  22. No clue what video that is. Love the Winner of a Weak segment. Let’s all drink to Christina!! Not a great translation. Funny joke. The force is strong with the Czechs.

  23. That Florida man deserves a medal for helping to protect the fish by moving the grenade to a safer location. I am guessing that won't be the last apple brandy you will be having with that reaction. Jedi is one of the best religions out there. I might convert to that religion too because of the benefits it provides like gaining abilities to use the force. Can't say no to that. I give the joke a 4/5. Had to deduct 1 point because I felt bad for the doctor that would have had to examine the patient who was constipated πŸ™‚

  24. Hey put the grenade in the back of his car he's mad lol never tried an apple brandy before. Omg that's some messed up translation thanks Shawn x 4

  25. I keep trying to figure out how 15k people collaborated on Jedi as the answer… maybe there is more to that. Leave it to the Czechs.. makes me proud to be Slovakian haaha anyway.. late to the party but better late than never. Awesome video – and just a note.. I think your energy is always appropriate – it’s one of the things so many people keep coming back for. Have an awesome week friend and keep up the great work… May the force be with you. 🀘🏻😎

  26. Wow, I don't think I'll buy Colgate anymore 😎. I think I'm in the Jedi group too. Lol, this joke gets a solid 3.5! Have a great week Shawn

  27. There are quite alot of Jedi's in the Uk too! Not sure the figures, but enough to be noticeable that people were doing it on the Census!

  28. Hahaha! Shawn you never cease to entertain me. Perhaps I'd send Colgate to my enemies ;-). Somedays I don't give a shit either hahaha! Cheers buddy

  29. hello shawn..:-) wow what a dumb ass for sure..:-( drink and woman seem fine to me..hehe .jedi? really..omg..lol joke id give a 5..LMAO

  30. LOL your joke is what I call dry humor good job.

    Shawn, thank you for dropping by my channel United We stand United we make it happen here on YouTube
    Have a great day bye bye for now , God bless Ken

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