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The Anti-Ant Trance | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


♪ ♪ (whistling) ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU,
AARDVARK. NO, YOU DON’T. NOT THIS AGAIN. YES, I DO. THEN WHY
AREN’T YOU RUNNING? (wind whistles) DOES THAT ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION? YOU KNOW,
IF I COULD ONLY GET
MY MIND OFF THAT ANT, MY HEAD
WOULD FEEL
A LOT BETTER. (buzz saw grinds) THIS TINY LITTLE ANT
HAS GOT A WHALE
OF AN APPETITE! “DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME
CONTROLLING YOUR CRAVINGS? LIKE EATING ANTS,
FOR INSTANCE?” WHOA, I’D LOVE
TO EAT ANTS. I JUST CAN’T
CATCH ANTS. “THEN LEARN TO
CONTROL YOUR CRAVINGS
THROUGH HYPNOSIS.” AHA! HYPNOSIS
WILL STOP ME FROM
CRAVING THAT ANT! HMM, AN AARDVARK
THAT DOESN’T CRAVE ANTS. MM, WHERE’S THE DOWNSIDE? (whistles) (tick tocking noises) SO I JUST NEED TO
PUT MYSELF IN A TRANCE… (tick tocking noises) (mysterious music) KNOCK IT OFF, MONKEY!
I’M TRYING–UH… I’M TRYING TO–
UHHHHHH-SZHEEEE… (mysterious music) ♪ ♪ HELLO!
(voice echoing) JUST AS I THOUGHT–
A BROOM CLOSET
WITH NO BROOMS. WELL, AARDVARKY,
HERE’S THE DRILL. EACH TIME
I SNAP MY FINGERS… (whispering inaudibly) AND YOU WON’T
REMEMBER A THING. HYPNOSIS-SCHMYPNOSIS! I SEE THE ANT,
I CRAVE THE ANT,
I CAN’T CATCH THE ANT. WHAT’S DIFFERENT? WHAT’S DIFFERENT IS THIS. (snaps) boing! (mysterious music) ♪ ♪ (growling) OOH…EEE! (growls) OH, THIS POWER
OF SUGGESTION STUFF
REALLY WORKS. AND I SUGGEST YOU
TO STAY AWAY
FROM ME, AARDVARK! DER… I’VE GOT MAGIC
IN THESE DIGITS. PURE MAGIC! (harmonica music) ♪ ♪ ♪ BOO BOO BOO
DOO BOO ♪ AS SOON AS I CATCH
THAT ANT, I’M GONNA GET MY MONEY
BACK FOR THAT RIDICULOUS
HYPNOSIS BOOK! ♪ ♪ ♪ SINGIN’ MY SONG ♪ IT’S NAP TIME,
BIG BLUE. (snaps) (mysterious music) (snoring) I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN
MAULED BY A LION,
SLAMMED INTO A TREE, DUMPED OFF A CLIFF,
AND I CAN’T
REMEMBER A THING. “THE SIMPLE
SNAP OF A FINGER, AND THE SUBJECT
WILL SEE OR DO ANYTHING.” ANYTHING? (snapping noise) (roaring) (snapping noise) (snoring) I’VE BEEN “HYPNOMATIZED”
BY THAT ANT, AND I’VE GOT
TO GET “UN-HYPNOMATIZED.” “A SPLASH OF COLD WATER
WILL UNDO THE EFFECTS
OF HYPNOSIS.” IT’S OVER, ANT.
YOUR FINGERS HAVE
NO POWER OVER– (snaps) (mysterious music) ♪ ♪ (clucking like a chicken) (crowing like a rooster) (laughter) (snaps) (laughter) IT’S A GOOD THING
THERE’S NOBODY AROUND
HERE TO SEE ME NAKED. doink! YIKES! “A GOOD SCARE
SOMETIMES WORKS.” BOO! AAH! (tires screech) I’M COMING FOR YOU. (snaps) (mysterious music) ♪ ♪ “SINCE EVERYTHING
WE’VE TRIED HAS FAILED, THIS CAN
ONLY MEAN ONE THING:
YOU MUST BE AN AARDVARK.” I’M TRYING
NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONAL, BUT HE’S
GETTING VERY PERSONAL! “A GOOD KNOCK ON THE HEAD
BY A TREE OR A COCONUT
MIGHT JUST DO THE TRICK.” THIS IS THE STORY
OF MY LIFE. (dance music) ♪ ♪ ANT. ♪ ♪ (coughing) WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
EAT ME, AARDVARKY. WITHOUT MY MAGIC FINGERS,
I’M DOOMED. NOT NOW, ANT.
EVERY TIME I CATCH YOU,
I GET SMACKED ON THE HEAD. AND A SMACK ON THE HEAD
IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BECOME
“UN-HYPNOMATIZED.” AHA. SO YOU’RE
NOT GONNA EAT ME? NOPE. HELP! AAH! KEEP IT DOWN
OVER THERE! HEY, ANT, I’M NOT
“HYPNOMATIZED” ANYMORE. THAT’S–THAT’S
REALLY TOO BAD. AND I’M VERY HUNGRY. UH-OH. MAKE HIM DANCE, ANT. SORRY, FELLAS,
I’VE LOST THE POWER. OH, YEAH? THEN WE MAKE HIM DANCE. doink! COME HERE, AARDVARK.
DANCE! HEY, ANT,
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT NEVER BEING
“HYPNOMATIZED” AGAIN. WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS,
I WANT TO BE FASTER
THAN CROCODILES. IT’S MAGIC.
SOME PEOPLE GOT IT… (snaps) AND SOME PEOPLE DON’T. (Pink Panther theme plays) ♪ ♪ (muttering) (smooching) OH! (car alarm blaring) (grunting) HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH. HMM. (crashing noise) HMM? HMM! HEH HEH. HMM? HUH? doink doink! GRRRR! HMM. HMM? (popping noise) HMM? HMM? HA HA HA
HA HA HA! HMM? HMM… (muttering) HEH HEH HEH. HUH? (muttering) HMM? GRRRR! AH! HEH HEH. (birds squawking) HEH HEH
HEH HEH. GRRRR! HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH. (muttering) (squishing noises) HUH? GRRR! UNH!
UNH! UNH! (engine starts) (tires screech) AAH! (crashing noise) (birds tweeting) HMM? GRRRR! (gulls squawking) (muttering) AAH! AH, HA HA HA… (growling) (splashing noise) (insane laughter) (horse neighs) HA HA! (muttering) GRRRR–HMM? (tapping) (clanging noises) (popping noise) (whistles) (Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ HA HA HA
HA HA! (dolphins chattering) (muttering) AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH… (chatters) (popping noise)

100 thoughts on “The Anti-Ant Trance | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

  1. Pure magic as soon as I catch that ant I'm going get my money back for that ricdicoliss hipnostois book! I feel I'm like I been moan by a lion slammed into a tree dumped of a cliff and i can't remember a thing!

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  3. I'm learning english. can someone please tell me what did the aardvark mean when he said hypnosis smish nosis? Or something like that, I'm not sure if that's what he said. I'd really appreciate it

  4. Hey ant! we were just kidding about never being hypnotized again! when we snap our fingers we want to be faster then crocodiles!

  5. Aardvark should be smart not be hypnostized!😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

  6. Aardvark. Its killing you time ant snap ant .shing12345678910 ellllll aardvark ha ha I can eat you now aaaaa on om om om om R . I . P ANT

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