[Applause] tell me what you kill the master tell me what who told you guys you’re lying just to save your life there’s only one way to prove my innocence [Music] trust me [Music] [Music] [Music] suspected box baby hurt stomach I think someone you love to take it away it wasn’t her fault Romero fuck you he was on her bump speed nothing it’s all because amass my husband is having an affair we can why I don’t think we should talk about it would you like to go out with me uh-huh yes I would would you like to fuck me bingo well then let’s see what you’ve got doesn’t interest me nothing there nothing there just exactly what would interest you something the size of a jumbo jet have you been circumcised yeah I have why so you a doctor mr. cut a big portion of it off no he he was a good doctor good doctors make mistakes too this is America land of freedom and law a man is innocent until he’s proven guilty you have nothing on me oh I got a lot of shit on you now I’m telling me son of a bitches that we respect the Japanese of this country who are honest businessmen and yeah this is the land of opportunity for legitimate business not for death merchants to distribute drugs to our children through schools and on the streets now I’m telling these motherfuckers that if they continue killing our children to make their precious Millions that they deposit in their secret Swiss bank accounts counselor before your lawsuit even gets up the court clerk’s desk I’ll have their stinking bodies and garbage bags and ship them back to Japan for fertilizer got it and you too excuse me miss by the way what’s an all-american girl like you doing with a geek like this see round [Music] ah [Music] darphus day [Music] your life too bad you will die this is my allow me to introduce I am created they annoy you I am [Music] come on bacon noise there something’s wrong with the tube we need a doctor ma’am very eager another going to eat me Oh [Music] my name is Aaron brand I always thought I was doing the right thing in preparing for life I was the first in my class in college in computer science I joined the military and became a fighter pilot I’m won many medals for distinguished service here you all isn’t I can’t go that American I’m a bad hand I love this country my country I love being I love you we learn ah [Music] I’m done talking really you killed him yeah don’t bully dad ah you didn’t see anything Johan how could you do this Jim can’t believe you committed suicide I cannot believe you committed suicide how could you have done this how could you committed suicide I can’t help you out of this one John we’ve all we’ve been through goodbye my friend goodbye they’re nice legs Lisa you have nice hahaha I’m tired I’m wasted I love you darling come on make love to me come on you owe me one hi can I help you yeah can I have a dozen red roses please oh hi Johnny I didn’t know with you here you go that’s me how much is this it’ll be $18 go keep the change hi doggie you’re my favorite customer thanks a lot bye bye bye I did not hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her and it’s not oh hi mark you are lying I never hit you you have tear me apart Lisa no I can’t anyway how is your sex life shakin feet are you just a little chicken [Music] don’t touch me motherfucker get out I kill you you kill me if you tried let me shred you you that good you just kick it just a 50/50 [Music] it’s not over everybody betrayed me I put up with his world [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] and you’re not but if you want to hang with me I’ll give it one back function is I will never be hit I’m hot and you’re not but if you want the hang of being out give it one
2:55–3:50 he couldnt even memorize his lines. He needed to had it written on a cardbourd out of the screen and constantly check it. U can tell by his eye rolling……acting is fun!
Karate girl aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nothing is above the room….Why Lisa why why
https://youtu.be/ULFRq-WmDbk
The amazing bulk is a real masterpiece
Who the woman at 2:54.
She's not terrible looking..
0:50 hahaha
0:45 looks like moornhuhn
6:03 Nice greek actor
5:15 ain't gun win no Oscar, but might could win a Tony !!
I think bitch slap is quite good
Oblivion as movies
9:02 deep method actor.
9:59
Those brave words
0:28 me when I tell a joke in public and realises it’s offensive
I heard that that seen in karate girl wasn't the original scene.
OH MAN, OH GOD… OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD!
HORRORRRRRR
Wasn't bitch slap 2009 not 1997 .
7:54 she got 🍰.😏
There's no fucking way those birds movies weren't parodies
11:17 🤢🤢🤢
THIS IS A MEME MINE 😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE SPEK FLUENT JAPANESSE
ARE YOU FU… FUJIAMA?
some of these have to be a joke right ahahaha chip chip chip chip chip
I love black terminator
When my crush touches my hand
Me: 8:08
4:34 – My Exams vs. Me
Legend says he cant still belive Jim commited sucide 🙁
Samurai Cop is a real life example of the phrase “it was a different time back then”
I can't breathe LOL
This is my house Bitch
OH GOD OH MAN
Ooooooooooh myyyyyyyy gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!
Wtf !!! Lol
8:17 reminds me of that “never say no to panda” commercial
……………?!!?!
Karatê girl; got a shot and turn yourself into a super Sayajin.
5:56 me after watching this video
8:40 written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
0:25 sighs Guess I'll die
stabs himself to show proof and trust that he was lying
0:45 the fuck even is this???
What's worse? The acting, or the fuckin cgi? Holy shit…
lol Not just bad acting, but bad special and practical effects, bad singing, bad dance and fight choreography. Also the most awkward sex scene ever.
still better than twilight
6:33 just die die LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋
Birdemic effects are good but the actor are bad, why can't they cope their act with amazing effect
0:27 when your poop is so big
Who does a jump kick to birds
Who produce this shit
And who put dislike on the video who love this ??????!!!!
Samurai cop doesn't take itself seriously so it's actually quite watchable
oh god
oh man
Oh God
Oh Man
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
Oh God oh man what a bad movie!
OMG, the Karate Girl clip got me. Lmfao
6:14 you can see him holding the fake blood packet in his hand. if you are gonna slow it down that much give a stain before he grabs it.
Oh god oh men
A lot of RLM stuff in this.
Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddd
Son of a bbbb 😅
8:02 did she just fart and die??🤣🤣
6:30 in regular show
This is as funny as Just for Laughs
Whew… That dialogue for the Samurai Cop scene went on foooreeeeverrrr! 🤣🤣🤣💤 No wait, I meant the slow death in Karate Girl🤣🤣🤣. Oh nevermind 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:03 is where the meme came from
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
How could you have done this? Jim! I can’t believe you committed suicide. I can’t believe you committed suicide. I can’t help you out of this one.
Man, the man is killing is us, man
Drop the bomb, man xD 😂
All of these movies budgets: 10:33
The actual budget for birdemic was actually 10,000 dollars 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:22 is that Kawasaki Ninja Font?
This is not bad acting, this is porn acting
First dude to die was falling like whoah
Samurai Cop looked fucking hilarious
Te da bronca ver esto que poronga de actores y de peliculas jajajajajaja
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
That Bald guy at 11:40:
And now because i'm unbelievably immature:
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART 11:40
Ja, ja, ja…
10:12 I got expelled when I asked this question to my teacher.
My friend: Which kind of music you prefer?
Me: Its complicated. 13:16
Ok
If you think, that was bad acting just look at this!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUowy9LVwBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOYo1y1pdzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dFZQLIXo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTvPoHXUEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhqd0yAGjwc&lc=z22xflazqzmzubeob04t1aokgmfyv35sscyyv0b3quiwrk0h00410
Oh man oh god X4
Mmm.. Cringy!
When Hollywood tries copying Bollywood…
The birdemic is a fucking film?????
12:47 drop da bambu man
True Ugandan Warrior
9:59 there isn't much to be said about this one
5:00 Deborah Reed is a damn hot milf.
The guy at 8:08 and 8:12 are the same guy
Most of the acting reminds me of porn videos
LMFAO THE BURDS
do you want to die? 2:10
0:28 when you're about to nut but your mom walks in and asks what you're doing with the family dog
You know… Maybe i could be a good actor after all
6:09 Before big enough, we had this
Karate Girl males Enter the Ninja look watchable.
Birdemic 2… Birdemic 2 …
ARE U TELLING ME THERE'S A FIRST ONE?!?
The guy in The Room is clearly on 500mg of Xanax
1:45
Best dialogue ever:
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:38 lets get sickening!