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The Best of SNL’s Stefon


if you’re some dumb folks looking to
just get murdered New York’s hottest club is “Mmmhmmm”
New York’s hottest club is New York’s New York’s hottest club is “Twice” New York’s hottest club is (Duck Noise) New York’s hottest club is “Spicy” New York’s hottest club is “Your mother and I are separating” New York’s hottest club is….”Kevin?” Opened at gunpoint… located in a haunted synagogue, this upper lower
side hotspot is the creation of italian reggae singer Rasta Primavera Opened in 2017 on the Upper East Side of a dumpster built on a dare by 90 year old
club promoter Fuji Howser MD based on the novel “Push”
by Sapphire open at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker
this Long Island cold spot is managed by infamous gay running back Blow-Jay
Simpson needless to say this place has everything: stick balls, pickpockets, Cookie Crisp, and look who’s at the bar that Kate Moss? No it’s a Pakistani
family that cuts in line at Universal Studios this place has everything: brooms, scrunchies, screw heads a shaved lion that looks like Mario Batali and this Valentine’s Day you can lose yourself on the dance floor surrounded by twelve dancing Jewpids Jewpids? Jewish Cupids Cool they just want you to meet someone nice and settle down this place has everything: shoots, ladders the outdoor concert from a Zoloft commercial a doorman who always high-fives children of divorce this place is going to have everything
ghosts, ghouls, goblins, my son and that TV channel at the hotel that’s like about the hotel well they have a Jewish Dracula Oh what’s his name? Sidney Applebaum this place has everything: asbestos, lupus, the magazines at Supercuts Dan Cortez Kiss me I’m Irish If you insist Oh

100 thoughts on “The Best of SNL’s Stefon

  1. I wish they included the midget jokes. "What's a human roomba?" "It's like when a midget lays down on a skateboard and eats garbage on the floor."

  2. “,hoombas, “
    “what’s a hoomba?”
    “a human roomba”
    “well how does that work?”
    “it’s one of those things where you put a midget face down on a skateboard.. (bill breaks character) you put a midget on a skateboard and he rolls around eating trash off the floor”

    i’m surprised this was not included.

  3. This character reminds me of an 11 year old girl, just in a man’s body. Not one of SNL’s shining stars. If the actor gets typecast, thats the end of his career.

    Time for Stefan to go to the Land of Bad SNL Characters.

  4. the fact that people are finally giving john mulaney the credit he deserves for making stefon extra great makes me happy

  5. God I love those random bits of observational comedy scattered all over to throw you off. They wouldn't really be that funny amidst a standup performance, but here they're gold.

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  8. Ive been watching SNL since the days of belushi and jane curtin etc. I was in high school when it all started. Stefon is my all time favorite character.

  9. Please please please can someone please tell me what the * New York hottest club* jokes are about .. what’s the reference

  10. They need to open up a club in NYC called 'Stefon.' Every week they change the theme and everything in the club to be as ridiculous as these skits portrayed these fictional clubs to be. I feel like people would go.

  11. Can anyone explain the New York hottest club jokes? somehow i miss. Like for example what is "New York hottest club is…spicy." what does it mean?

  12. Is it just me or does anybody else want Hollywood to put Stefon in a feature movie?? Not necessarily as the main star, but maybe as a roommate or a friend of a friend.

  13. New York’s hottest club is (raspy, strained inhaling noise). Opened two weeks ago in an undisclosed location by a guy who’s way too into Coldplay, this ill-timed fart in a Men’s Warehouse will have you saying “you put it where?!” This place has everything: fanny-packs, Splenda, rotating fans, Blurries…

  14. The name of the club that is a noise, the club name before spicey, is so funny because you're expecting a word not a sound.

  15. I just realised that snl isnt a comedy sketch show its a blooper reel show…..this means to be a successful writer you need to write sketches that make people break tgat have something repetitive in it that calls back the break

  16. I was gonna say you can't possibly do the best of Stefon in only 3 minutes, but that was a pretty good try

  17. I was gonna say you can't possibly do the best of Stefon in only 3 minutes, but that was a pretty good try

  18. When bill practically yelled “New York’s hottest club is twice” I didn’t know what to do with myself

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