-[Dan] Welcome to our channel!
-[Soren] Welcome to our YouTu– [Soren] YouTube Channel. [Dan] [BEEP] you. [Off-Camera] Okay. [Soren] I think we nailed it. Let’s Go! [Dan & Soren] Welcome to our YouTube Channel!
[Michael & Katie] Welcome to OUR YouTube Channel! [Michael] Where you can see all the CRACKED shows. [Katie] So many shows! [Soren] Who could name them all? [Dan] After Hours, 8-Bits, random sketches! [Soren] So thanks for visiting us! And be su— [Dan] Supercuts! Mash-ups, cartoons, the Spit-Take, Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder… [Dan] Today’s Topics, ROM.com… Starship Icarus, “Welcome Back, Potter…” Anti-Heroes, Adventures in Jedi School… YouTube Exclusives! More YouTube Exclusives! Even more YouTube Exclusives! And…future stuff that WE KNOW YOU’LL LOVE! So please… SUBSCRIBE TODAY! [Dan] Did I get too “advertise-y” at the end?
[Soren] Oh, yeah. [Michael] It was disgusting. [Katie] Yeah, we were like here…and you took it to, like, [Katie] Like waaaay up here. [Dan] Brave new levels. Brave new heights! [Off-Camera] Great! Do we need to do it again? [Dan] I really don’t think we do. [Off-Camera] I don’t think we do.
I would like to call a wrap.