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The Daily Show – Admiral General Aladeen


(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: WELCOME BACK. MY GUEST TONIGHT, HE IS IS SUPREME LEADER OF THE NATION OF WADIYA, AND HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED “THE DICTATOR.”>>WE’RE JUST TWO ORDINARY AMERICAN TOURISTS.>>I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN.>>AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE.>>9/11.>>9/11 IT’S THE BEST.>>I SAID 9/11, 2012. (SCREAMING).>>Jon: PLEASE WELCOME ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN. ( APPLAUSE )>>Jon: THAT’S BEAUTIFUL.>>YOU’RE OKAY. YOU KISS MY RING.>>Jon: I DID. THE RING IS NOT….>>I JUST….>>Jon: MY SALIVA IS VERY CAUSTIC. I HAVE A DISEASE.>>YOU HAVE HERPES? LAST TIME I WENT ON UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT HERE FROM THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT I THINK HIS NAME WAS KEVIN. HE GAVE YOU IT TOO.>>Jon: YES, SIR, TOO. HE GIVES EVERYBODY HERPES. THAT’S WHY THE SERVICE IS SO GOOD. WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SEAT?>>NO PROBLEM. YOU ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT. NO PRESSURE.>>Jon: HELLO. THESE ARE YOUR GUARDS, I GUESS.>>THESE ARE MY VIRGIN GUARDS. I HAVE 25 OF THEM. THEY ARE CHECKED FOR THEIR VIRGINITY EVERY NIGHT BY THE HEAD OF MY PENIS. NO, THEY ARE.>>Jon: I UNDERSTAND. DOES YOUR PENIS HAVE LIKE… YOU PUT A MINER’S LIGHT ON THERE.>>GOOD, FINALLY SOMEBODY ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PENIS. I WAITED SO LONG TO COME TO AMERICA, FLY ALL THE WAY HERE TO HAVE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PENIS. PLEASE. SO ASK AWAY. IT IS LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE. YOU WON’T FEEL IT. WHEN I DO A SEX ACTIVITY WITH YOU LATER. I’M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. IT’S MORE OF A POWER TRIP FOR ME.>>Jon: I UNDERSTAND.>>HUMILIATION OF YOU. IN JEST. PLEASE, PLEASE, RELAX.>>Jon: WHAT KIND OF ACTIVITY….>>DON’T WORRY. YOUR FAMILY IS SAFE. THEY ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME.>>Jon: ARE THEY….>>YOUR SON IS LEARNING A LOT.>>Jon: OKAY. THE… WE’LL KEEP IT THIS WAY.>>MAYBE YOU DON’T TOUCH THE GUN.>>Jon: I CERTAINLY DON’T WANT TO OFFEND IN ANY WAY OBVIOUSLY. YOU’RE VERY GRACIOUS TO BRING YOURSELF AND YOUR DLGTS.>>THANK YOU.>>Jon: YOU’RE VERY WELCOME, SIR. LES NOT MINCE WORDS. YOU’VE LOST KING JONG IL DEAD. QADDAFI DEAD. OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD. WHO DO YOU PLAY CARDS WITH NOW? WHO DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE WITH NOW, WITH THOSE GENTLEMEN GONE?>>RICK SANTORUM. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I LIKE HIM DESPITE HIS LIBERAL VIEWS. BUT YOU ARE RIGHT. ALL THE BIG ONES ARE GONE. HUSSEIN, QADDAFI, CHENEY. YOU KNOW, I LOST THESE FRIENDS. I MISS THEM. QADDAFI, I MISS YOU. I MEAN, QADDAFI, I MISS YOU.>>Jon: I UNDERSTAND. HE WAS PURSUING, IF I MAY– AND AGAIN THIS IS VERY SENSITIVE.>>PLEASE, PLEASE.>>Jon: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. NUCLEAR WEAPONS. BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS. THIS TYPE OF THING. YOU’RE A PEACE-LOVING MAN. YOU HAVE ALWAYS SPOKEN OF YOUR LOVE OF PEACE.>>NOT REALLY BUT CARRY ON.>>Jon: TRYING TO BE GENTLE. WHAT ABOUT YOU WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS? WHEN DO YOU HAVE PLANS TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON? WHAT IS THE TESTING SITUATION LIKE IN YOUR COUNTRY RIGHT NOW?>>LISTEN. JON, JON, JON.>>Jon: JON.>>JON IT’S JON.>>Jon: YES, WITHOUT AN H.>>LISTEN. I DON’T HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. WINK, WINK. I’M WINKING BECAUSE I AM LYING. THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF IS NORTH KOREA. THEY ARE YEARS AWAY DEVELOPING A BOAT CAPABLE OF REACHING JAPAN. OBVIOUSLY IT WILL DEPEND ON THE WINDS AND THE TIDES. THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER THOUGH. IT IS TERRIBLE. YOU STAND DOWNWIND FROM KIM JUNG ON. IT’S UNBEARABLE. I AM BUYING 300,000 ROLLS.>>Jon: TO BRING BACK TO HIM AS A BEAUTIFUL GIFT. THAT IS VERY NICE. DO YOU EVER SHAVE YOUR BEARD OR IS THAT JUST… IS THAT IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT IS CUSTOM?>>THIS IS MY… I DON’T SHAVE THIS BEARD, NO.>>Jon: YOU JUST LEAVE IT.>>DO YOU EVER SHAVE YOUR BEARD?>>Jon: NO.>>YOUR BEARD THERE.>>Jon: MY PENIS HAS NO BEARD.>>SHOW ME. SHOW ME. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: NO BEARD.>>NO BEARD.>>Jon: THOSE ARE WHAT WE CALL MUTTON CHOPS.>>NOT SO MUCH.>>Jon: YOUR EXCELLENCEY, IS THAT EVEN THE WAY TO SAY IT? MR. MAYOR. SUPREME LEADER. THE DICTATOR, I KNOW IT’S A WONDERFUL FILM. YOU ARE WONDERFUL IN IT. YOU’RE A GREAT ACTOR.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Jon: IT IS IN THE THEATERS ON WEDNESDAY MAY 16.>>YES, CORRECT.>>Jon: THANK YOU. ADMIRAL GENERAL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING WITH US. ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

100 thoughts on “The Daily Show – Admiral General Aladeen

  1. Ima tell you. Do you want the Aladeen news? or the Aladeen News?

    :The Aladeen news

    :You have HIV Aladeen

    lmao only the people who watched the movie would get this shit

  2. nah mate, as a Muslim I take this offensive. Like wtf is 9/11 and terrorism something to joke about? I donโ€™t think these guys know what is happening to Muslims around the world just because they are Muslim.

    (I havenโ€™t seen the movie yet so if someone thinks I said something wrong then please correct me)

  3. "Puts a gun on the table and no pressure, you can ask any question."

    – I always wanted to start a conversation with my little brother like this .

  4. I mean I can see clearly how pple are still stupid and old brains , nobody felt that the fucking silly whos thinking himself is such a fucking funny guy is attacking smthing is holy for more than billion pple?!

    Cuz we are the chosen pple who created must of the since back there in old years , but you know what fuck everyone who is making fun of smthing that consider a holy thing.

  5. Nice try and propaganda by the Zionists.. To spread such filth in the society and destroy and brainwash the mind of the youths in the name of fun and entertainment, through media..

  6. The world mock muslims and they are here to entertain us. Muslims are just to entertain us nothing good comes from them. They are all stupid and scumbag like their pedophile prophet.

  7. But we need to appreciate those "Virgin Guards". They must be having a hard time trying not to laugh for actor Sacha Baron Cohen's funny acting.

  8. Do ya'll know the place Wadia is actually, Eritrea ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท in the map of the movie. And has exactly same Prrsident like aladin! His real name is Isaias Afewerki!!

  9. fuck this hypocrite mentality of west … we know what was the main motive behind all this shit you make such stuff to make the rest of the world realize they (muslims) are shitty terrorists but if we see the reality west (NATO) is actual terrorist, you have killed millions of muslims all over the world starting from Iraq, Syria , libya and the list never ends on the basis of lame excuses and then u say we are champions of human rights (my foot, bloody idiots).
    First u create proxcies( like Alqaeda, Isis etc) for your purposes and when u have used them then they become terrorists. Dont do this you are gonna feel the pain as well sooner or later but surely you will. so pray to Almighty that you dont have to face that stuff believe you me it's very painful. Get out of this dirty politics let the world live in peace.

  10. ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„wot a trolling movie ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ..If i become rich i will take A movie about usa & their funny presidents especially Trump….Movie name : Orangehead with no brain ๐Ÿ˜..

  11. I tried and tried and tried to watch Borat and can't. Dictator is the only movie I've been able to watch from this guy. Thank God Anna Faris is in it!

  12. This movie shows hater thinking of europe and america towards ISLAM even though they call themself so called "liberal"….. This shows their false policy

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