It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. I am Hela, Odin’s first born. The commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the thrown and the Goddess of Death. Whoever you are, whatever you’ve done, surrender now or we will show you no mercy. Thor, son of Odin. Father. He’s mine. What do I always say?
She is the… and it starts with a b. We are going through the big one. Anus?! So, where is it, this crown? This is my crown, the source of my power! Oh, that’s a crown, I thought it was a big eyebrow. Behold, And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. No, I didn’t ride the hammer. No, no, no, I’d spin it really fast and it would pull me off- Prepare yourself. You are now meeting the Grandmaster. What’s with the? Behold! Thor, Odin’s son- No, no. Just the one. Tell me about yourself, Skurge. Me dad was a stonemason and me mum was- Yes! My name is Korg.
I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You’re made of rocks. Loki, Loki’s alive. Hey Loki, look who it is! I am the God of Thunder! You and I had a fight recently. Weeks ago? I just got here. If you knew where he was, why didn’t you call me? Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophesy that- I’ll be… back around shortly. And bury my sword deep in Asgard- I swear, I’m not even moving, it’s just doing it on its own. Welcome. Voice activation required. Damn you, Stark. Welcome, Point Break. Voice activation required. Banner. Please, get help! Help him! By Odin’s beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster’s champion? Here, take the wheel. No, I don’t know how to fly one of these. You’re a scientist, You wanted to know who I am? Oh, yes. No! Hulk, just for once in your life, don’t smash! But the Arena’s mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves. What are you doing? Stop doing that. Just had to be sure. There was one time, when we were children, he… he transformed himself into a snake,
and he knows that I love snakes, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and then he transformed back into himself and he was like blagh, it’s me, and then he stabbed me. Wait, I’m sorry, I didn’t time that right. Becase that’s what h- Because that’s what heroes do. The damage is not too bad, as long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place.