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the devil’s anus?! [humor] | thor ragnarok

It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. I am Hela, Odin’s first born. The commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the thrown and the Goddess of Death. Whoever you are, whatever you’ve done, surrender now or we will show you no mercy. Thor, son of Odin. Father. He’s mine. What do I always say?
She is the… and it starts with a b. We are going through the big one. Anus?! So, where is it, this crown? This is my crown, the source of my power! Oh, that’s a crown, I thought it was a big eyebrow. Behold, And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. No, I didn’t ride the hammer. No, no, no, I’d spin it really fast and it would pull me off- Prepare yourself. You are now meeting the Grandmaster. What’s with the? Behold! Thor, Odin’s son- No, no. Just the one. Tell me about yourself, Skurge. Me dad was a stonemason and me mum was- Yes! My name is Korg.
I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You’re made of rocks. Loki, Loki’s alive. Hey Loki, look who it is! I am the God of Thunder! You and I had a fight recently. Weeks ago? I just got here. If you knew where he was, why didn’t you call me? Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophesy that- I’ll be… back around shortly. And bury my sword deep in Asgard- I swear, I’m not even moving, it’s just doing it on its own. Welcome. Voice activation required. Damn you, Stark. Welcome, Point Break. Voice activation required. Banner. Please, get help! Help him! By Odin’s beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster’s champion? Here, take the wheel. No, I don’t know how to fly one of these. You’re a scientist, You wanted to know who I am? Oh, yes. No! Hulk, just for once in your life, don’t smash! But the Arena’s mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves. What are you doing? Stop doing that. Just had to be sure. There was one time, when we were children, he… he transformed himself into a snake,
and he knows that I love snakes, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and then he transformed back into himself and he was like blagh, it’s me, and then he stabbed me. Wait, I’m sorry, I didn’t time that right. Becase that’s what h- Because that’s what heroes do. The damage is not too bad, as long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place.

100 thoughts on “the devil’s anus?! [humor] | thor ragnarok

  1. “It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am…”
    Are you Roxxy Andrews, and are you here to make it clear?

    Also, “Big Moster!” melted my heart, he’s so precious

  2. Even though Thor lost his Hammer, hair, his dad and even his planet ……

    He gained a lot of fans…….

    One of my most favourite movies in the MCU

  3. You and I had a fight recently

    Really did I win?

    No I won easily

    Doesn't sound right

    I laugh Everytime

  4. I love this so much. Seriously I’ve watched it too many times to count. The editing is brilliant and you’ve chosen some of the best clips from the film

  5. “That’s a crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.”

    “ITS A CROWN!”

    Why does this get me every time

  6. I cant say if this is the best MCU movie or not but i cannot say that its not the most hilarious MCU movie yet

  7. So me and me sister was watching this at home and when she said the devils anus she bursted out laughing causing her to spit out her sprite in her mouth

  8. 1:56 when the grandmaster asks if thor is a male…how can they tell. I know for us its obvious but gm must deal with multiple species with multiple sexes so how does gm know that thor is a "human male"? Like did they check while he was out like "yup it's a male!"

  9. Thor: I spun it really really fast and it gaves me ability to fly.
    Krog (if I'm wrong sorry I forgot the name) : you rode the hammer?

  10. Thor: No no no, I spin it really really fast and it pulled me off
    Korg: Oh my god the hammer pulled you off?

  11. Am I the only one who is dancing for Planet Sakaar?
    Wonderful edit!
    Can you believe that 'get help, my brother is dying.' and loki actually dying happened on the same day?

  12. ok all though play were waldo book games. count how many solders in film on 7:45 i got first to rows around 50 think lost count gave up. i want know how solders in this shot.

  13. 4:57 “Please kind sir”

    5:29 The sound banner makes

    6:32 “Bleurgh it’s me!”

    🤣love marvel

  14. man thor: ragnarok is one of the funniest movie I have ever seen had to watch this so many times for endgame..

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