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The ‘Dinosaurs’ When Robbie Got Jacked On Steroids


– Robbie likes Caroline,
but he’s waiting for the right opportunity to ask her out. Spike suggests this
dance named after their impending extinction. Robbie’s meandering
towards a weak invite when Caroline tells him to zip it so she can flirt with Dolf. Caroline says she’s
horny for Dolf’s bones. Then tells Robbie she’s
glad she can trust him with that secret,
because he’s a real friend. Robbie hears that friend shit Robbie hears that friend shit and wishes that meteor
would hurry up and kill him. and wishes that meteor
would hurry up and kill him. Robbie asks his sister
what girls look for? She says muscles and a hot name. He wonders if they ever want
a more moderately-sized, sensitive dude with brains? Realizing Robbie’s talking about himself, she makes fun of his insecure, scrawny ass all around the house. scrawny ass all around the house. Fran says not all girls want jocks. Fran says not all girls want jocks. Some want a guy
with common interests who will treat them with respect. Earl says she’s only
talking about ugly chicks. Robbie says his life stinks. His dad and sister agree his shit sucks. His dad and sister agree his shit sucks. Earl tells his son to cheer up. Earl tells his son to cheer up. Because, like Robbie,
he used to be a wimp. But before settling into
irreversible obesity, Earl was yolked. Badow! And Robbie can get yolked too! Right after this montage. Earl trains Robbie in a
deluxe montage. Complete with a calendar and bicep
growth progress thermometer. And after two weeks of lifting and sweating
and generally getting it, Robbie’s right where he started. He probably would’ve packed
on more thermometer progress just by jerking off a lot. just by jerking off a lot. Robbie’s frustrated with his gains. Robbie’s frustrated with his gains. Spike says don’t be because
guys like Dolf cheat. They use Thornoids. Robbie’s never heard of Thornoids because they’re made
up and Spike explains. Thornoids are little spiny creatures dudes like Dolf take to get swole. Because you can’t say
“steroids” Friday nights on ABC. Spike tells Robbie
they’re dangerous and warns him not to try
these very tempting things that would immediately solve
his present predicament. Robbie sees Dolf
crack open a box of these nightmare critters.
Yikes. He breaks into Dolf’s
locker and scarfs one down. Robbie wakes up the next morning ripped. Humongously jacked. I don’t know where he
found a shirt that fit. He casually lifts the fridge to get a spoon
his baby brother dropped then takes this gun show on the road. Robbie finds Caroline to
display his beefy musculature and casually asks her to the dance. Only he’s too late because Dolf is in the middle of asking her. But instead of accepting
he’s been bested, Robbie tells Dolf to suck knuckles and tells Caroline he’ll
see her at the dance. But first, more ‘noids. Spike sees Tyrannosaurs Flex in the hall and wants to know if he’s
been popping Thornoids. Robbie denies it, then shows Spike he’s definitely doing
Thornoids by getting pissed he’s definitely doing
Thornoids by getting pissed out of nowhere and grabbing him out of nowhere and grabbing him with a hand that is
covered in spikes, two known side effects
of Thornoid use, I guess. Robbie’s getting ready for the dance, and when his sister won’t
open the bathroom door, he kicks that shit down.
Yah! he kicks that shit down.
Yah! Then rips the sink out and
throws it like a Frisbee. Then rips the sink out and
throws it like a Frisbee. But his pre-dance flexing is interrupted when he sees the side
effects are getting worse. His entire upper body
is covered in spikes he didn’t notice until this moment. Because he’s been too
damn busy scaring people. Because he’s been too
damn busy scaring people. Earl’s struggling to
move back the fridge Earl’s struggling to
move back the fridge and asks Robbie for help. Robbie calls his dad fat. Then threatens to kick his fat ass. Then takes his baby brother’s rattle Then takes his baby brother’s rattle and breaks that crap just
for the thrill of it. Fran finally inquires
about the massive growths protruding from her son’s torso, but Robbie doesn’t have
time to get into it because he has to drag
a girl to the dance. Robbie is a juiced out wreck, pouring punch on some guy
who talked to Caroline. And when he tries to kiss her, she tells him to back off before he stabs her to death
with his man titty daggers. before he stabs her to death
with his man titty daggers. Robbie doesn’t get it because
she wanted a guy with muscles Robbie doesn’t get it because
she wanted a guy with muscles and now he has muscles. She says the only reason she
never went out with Robbie was because he never asked. And while she used to
have feelings for him, they’ve faded like his sanity. Then when she tries to walk
away, Robbie gets physical. Spike steps in before
things get even worse and tells Caroline to beat it. Spike tells Robbie he’s alienating everyone who cares about him. And these Thornoids are bad
news as evidence by the fact that his victims today
include a baby and a woman. Robbie tries to kick his ass
for talking all this truth Robbie tries to kick his ass
for talking all this truth and gets himself stuck to a locker. and gets himself stuck to a locker. Spike says he’s going to
sit with him overnight until the Thornoids wear off
because he’s a good friend. And as quickly as the
muscles came, they’re gone. And Robbie has a lot of
thinking to do about the way he treated everyone during that
unusually eventful 24 hours. So what did we learn today? If you want to ask someone
to the dance, go for it! Who cares? Especially if you go to a
school where nobody wears pants. And anyone who tells you
there are no shortcuts to getting jacked has never
seen a box of Thornoids. But be careful with
performance enhancing drugs. They might turn you into a
freakish monster overnight. Who is violent, and dangerous,
and generally sucks ass. Who is violent, and dangerous,
and generally sucks ass. And ruin your chance of
getting a prehistoric handjob And ruin your chance of
getting a prehistoric handjob from your crush after the dance. from your crush after the dance. Plus you might have to deal with unusual physical side
effects, like body spikes, because you can’t say
“tiny shriveled testicles” Friday nights on ABC. See you next time on
A Very Special Episode.

100 thoughts on “The ‘Dinosaurs’ When Robbie Got Jacked On Steroids

  1. The most fucked up episode of Dinosaurs I remember is the one when everyone became stupid as a consequence of shitty TV. Pretty much of what we’re living now: 15+ years of reality shows = Trump got elected.

  2. I didn't realize until just now that the dinosaurs used to Porky Pig it. That may have been a contributing factor to their extinction

  3. I only vaguely remember this show, as I'm only in my late 20s. But I did get a Baby Sinclair doll Christmas 1992.

  4. I've never seen this show or even knew much about it besides a GIF or to so I honestly didn't know what to expect from this episode lol

  5. Oh my God I hated this fucking show I had to watch know because me and my little brother had to share TV time it was back in the 80s or maybe early 90s anyway or parents didn't believe in us having our own television he loved it but God I hated this fucking show

  6. I remember this episode, it made me want to take steroids so badly as a kid. I was like holy shit, you could lift a fridge from using roids once? … YES PLEASE.

  7. I’m a baby (20yo) and have never seen this show. Older Millennials can absolutely shut up about current cartoons. What the hell is this

  8. LOL I definitely don't remember this show being so serious. Guess all of the life lessons blend together at some point.

  9. Haven’t seen this episode Saw the one actually had the one Where they ate the plant and made them all loopy and happy basically marijuana

  10. So if you have little nuts it's ok to use roids right? I mean what is there to lose they cant get any smaller can they?

  11. Lol I've never seen "Dinosaurs", but Spike looks like the kind of guy that would get Robbie hooked on Thorn-roids, not off of them.

  12. May I make a "Dinosaurs" suggestion, S01E03 "Hurling Day" that seems like an important lesson of death

  13. Side effects include random spikes growing on the epidermal scales, violent mood swings, and decreased size of pee-pee.

  14. I've been rewatching "Dinosaurs" and I honestly think you guys should do more with "Dinosaurs" like seriously lol

  15. I just found this channel and cannot stop watching these videos! Shit is titty bangers banana bread cray cray hilarious!

  16. Side effects
    Rage- Meh
    Increased muscle mass- okay
    Increased strength- hell yeah
    Spike protruding from the body- Metal as Fuck!!

  17. Funny how we seem to place dinosaurs 🦕 on the same plain as dragons 🐉 or Bigfoot and David Cage’s writing ability.

  18. I remember this series and episode. So interesting to see how certain jokes that were made wouldn't stand in today's media. I still live that culture because I was raised in it. Shame to see a generation of whimps get so upset over nothing.

  19. Wait.. that dinosaurs show was for adults?! I've never seen it, but whenever I heard about it or saw pictures I assumed it was for kids. I'm surprised they managed to get adults to watch it. It looks like a cheap ass dodgy kids sitcom.

  20. Scream Queen here; I wrote about this ep before—-Butt—-I'm back—–1st off===That pic of The Dad when he was younger—-He's green and has that red flannel—-AAHH! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT! IT'S RIGHT THERE AND BURNING MY EYES—If I wanted 2 see THAT I could—-Hey I think we all know who my man is—-He's not ripped—-But I like him better now that he's fat…….Ok–ay—What he has more meat on his bones—-Hey Mom did you hear about that Trip 2 Disneyland we took a few years ago—-Or Mardi Gras when he was filming NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (She Actually DOES know about both) She doesn't know about how I went 2 Mexico with him in Highschool—Or When we got hitched in Vegas—when I was 16—-And We're going 2 get hitched there again—This Halloween—That's ALSO 4 The Cheerleaders who thought they still had a chance with him…….But Mom DOES know NOW—–She also knows about how we Remade THIS IS NOT A MOVIE—–Which Is basically R True Love Story—-And how we got here—-Just thought she'd wanna know more…..(Since she told me before that she was SO concerned!)

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