Pewds: Okey, I’m alive *punch sound* Pewds: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *Happy moosic while everyone ingame dies* *T h e r e w i l l b e n o s u r v i v o r s .* Pewds: Ok, yea this is the best level Pewds: Ok we gotta–we gotta duck when the sign comes Pewds:do-don’t do anything Ken: I cant even see the sign Pewds: It it wil come fo-
Ken: AHHHHHHHHH Pewds: Yeah good job Pewds: Ken’s out. FINALLY DAT BITCH LEFT!!! *laughter* Jack: Check out my ass Pewds! Pewds: Awwww yea look at my ass! Pewds: Yeaaaaahhhh Pewds: I can’t see it tho– Jack: SNIFF MY POOPY BUTT(Dafuq?!) *SMACK!!* Pewds: WAAHHHHHH *UNDERTALE death music (goddamnit Assgore)* Pewds: AHHH! SAVE ME! SAVE MEEEEEh!! Pewds: HELP! Pewds: NOO00O0OOO0O0OOOO Pewds: I’m still going in the distance! *Jack and ken screaming while pewds is laughing* *HAAAX!* Pewds: Oh my god! Jack: WAT HAPPENED? Yeah! (in sync) “We’re holding hands “(nothing gay about that) Pewds: NO no No N0 Ken: Yeah heh heh! Pewds: Ken has to win, he has– its a condition *He-(SMACK!)* (TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!) Pewds: W0000AH! Pewds: THE SIGN IS COMING THE SIGN IS COMING! Jack: Ok we survive dis Ken Pewds: YOU GOTTA JUMP(x5) Pewds: OHHHHHH *SUCHWOW!* Pewds: I broke ma back Pewds: OW my eye! Pewds: FUCK! GO Jack! GO JACK! I’LL BEAT DA SHIT OUTTA YOU!!! Ken: AH! MY FOOT! *more screaming and yelling* Pewds: HE’S GOT MY HAIR! Pewds: JACK FIGHTS LIKE A GURRRL (UH TRIGGERED) Pewds: r u pissing on me?(no ? maybeh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) Pewds: Really Ken? you cannot wait one fucking— save me save me! Jack: AHHH Jack: NOOoooooo Pewds: Oh great… Ken is a try harding as usual guys… Leafy: Hey everyone, Leafy here™, I’m going to kill myself *Triggered Leafy fans* Jack: Felix don’t die so fast this time
Pewds: ok Everyone: AHHHHH Pewds: HELP! Pewds: There’s a poltergeist! Pewds: AHHH Pewds: I’m coming guys! (that’s what she said) Pewds: I’m coming! Pewds: OH MY GOD HE LOST HIS FA— AHHHHHHHH Pewds: Jeezus! Pewds: Hey Ken, why dontcha– why dontcha come over here where it’s nice ‘n wet? *virtual orgy* *sounds of pleasure and dying cats* *Pewds came* Pewds: I’m done Ken: HEY! NO! NO!
Pewds: FUCK YOU! Pewds: FUCK YOU! DATS RIGHT! IM DA WINNA! oh gawd *action movie sounds* Pewds: OH OH OHH HOW DID I DO THAT? Pewds: HOW DID I DO DAT? *Ken mumbling something* Pewds: OOOOOOHHHHH YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT! Pewds: NOOOW, we’re gonna have a play in the
Papa Ken: WHAT DA FAQ YOU SAY TO ME? Pewds: AHHH NO PLEZ PLEZ *pewds hops like a bunny* Ken: where’d you go? Ken: Jack, no! Pewds: GET EM DOWN GET EM DOWN! Pewds: I’ll never let go Ken *titanic song- you know the one* Pewds: I’ll never let gooo(jack grabs poods) Jack: Oh shit, oh shit- mistakes were made Jack: NOOOOOOO00000OOOOO *poods the bird* *Pewds kills Ken* Ken:AWW YEEE*pewds laughs while he is assfucked by ken* Ken: HAW HAW HAW YEA! Pewds: No no no please Ken: Ya like dat?
Pewds: How did you find me? Jack: IM COMING FELIX! *fighting and yelling* Pewds: Aw you knocked me out! *i thought this game was GANG BEASTS not GANG BANGS* *sounds of pleasure or a dying whale?* Pewds: OHHHHHH! Pewds: Jack’s turn. OHHH! Pewds: You guys like my Magikarp cosplay? *Pokemon™ battle tune* Ken: Splash attack!
Jack: AHH HA HA HA HA Pewds: Ah-Yeeeaah! Pewds: OOOO Ken: Splash tackle super effective! *what is this game anymore?* Jack: The sound effects are so loud Pewds: Ooh I like your uh hair doo you look greeeeaaaaat ayy Mark: Why dontcha cum wit daddy over here? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jack: NOOO god almighty Pewds: Let’s get him all down, let’s get Ken down Pewds: Why are we all holding— OW! Pewds: NO STAHP! Markiplier: Boys stop fighting, BOYS! c’mon boyz Pewds: LET GO OF MY FUCKING EYE, DUUUDE! *screaming* Mark: *with a toaster mic* like this game Pewds: NO! NO! NO…….. JUMP ATTACK! Jack: Come here you- Jack: smörgåstårta! Pewds: *laughing* smörgåstårta!(pussy/cunt/sandwich) Jack: Come here you fitta! (pussy in swedish) Pewds: Eyyy, watch your fucking mouth *while jack swears in swedish in the background* Pewds: HUG! *aAAAAaah!* Pewds: Awww yeah *Pewds and frends humping the air* Pewds: YEAAAAA MAN Pewds: It’s like a dog when it scratches it’s ass ??? *intense music* *You know what?* *I don’t need frands…* *Hehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaa.* *Poods smiles. His plan is almost regicide.* *His mission is almost complete.* Pewds: Awwwww, looks like you bois are in trouble! *dramatic musica*
(Secretly Pewds singing) (get rekt) Ken: You were there the whole time? Ken: u cant let go im scared!
Pewds: dad! Pewds: Dad! Ken: Jack you’re the super hero, listen to us Pewds: Oh! (I bed punched the jack?!) Pewds: $ALADA$$ Pewds: WOAH! how the f— oh nevermind 🙁 Alright! That was Gang (Bang) Beasts Hope you Bros enjoyed. Check out Mark, Jack, and Ken if you haven’t already for some reason Link in the description and as always *smooches fist* STAY TOASTY, HI EVERYBODY, TOP OF THE MORNING! Shitty comments by Jimmy Bielinski! I dunno who made the real captions. why are you still here i mean there is nothing here just go away