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The Joke Book – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


Oh, come on, buddy. You promised me you’d have your room cleaned by now! Whoops. Sorry, Dad. Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? We can’t right now. Frostbite! Get it!? Very funny, but we’re not done talking about your room. Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross Rachel with a gorilla? Son, you promised me, you would clean your- A dumb gorilla! *voice-over*
I heard that! Hey now, apologize to your sister! Nah, she sucks, Hey dad, what do you get when you cross the- Stop right there! I’ve got one of my own. Really? Let me have it! Alright, listen closely. What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude? Uh.. Is it pants? I-is it – is it pants? *whips and a lot of sufference* *voice-over*
– Get him, dad!! Beat him! Oh, yes! Go, dad! *voice over*
Hey, dad! What do you get when you cross bleach with ammonia? Mustard gas? Huh. That’s not very funny.

100 thoughts on “The Joke Book – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. Is it weird that the sister is my favorite character in the story?
    Probably because I watched too many stepsister videos…

  2. The dad was an idiot, as soon as he started choking he should have peed on the towel and breathed through that

  3. That my friend it’s called abuse it happens all the time when you do something bad and your father spank you if I spelled this has happened so much this is why we have an app called abusive anti-stop abusing please a mess is by Better love Annette unity point health no much are you loving this

  4. What do u get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude? U get your ass beat with a belt!!!!!!!!

  5. Actually you get chlorine gas. Ammonia is hydrophilic, it strips the water from the bleach releasing the dissolved chlorine. Mustard gas is C4H8Cl2S. It is also not a gas but a cloud of suspended fine droplets.

  6. “Hey sister…”

    “How many broken bones does it take to make somebody scream with agony?”

    “All of them…”

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