Laughter is the Best Medicine

the musketeers || crack #1

[“You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” by Dead or Alive plays] [The theme song to the 80s cartoon “Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds plays] I am you! [The “All Around Me Are Familiar Faces” vine plays] Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage. I’m gay. And just remember: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself. I’ve lost my goldfish! Can someone help me find my goldfish? Oh, shi- Is loving Jesus legal yet? I am your father. [“The Imperial March” from Star Wars plays] [A ‘shittyflute’ version of “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion plays] You know what? I’m about to say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow. [A parody of “Take Me Home, Country Roads”, sung by Toad from Super Mario Bros. plays]

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