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The Try Guys Try The World’s Grossest Alcohols

(violent retching)
(yelling) – [Eugene] Wait, swallow it. Wow. (smacks lips) – It’s 9:00am and we are
gonna get drunk. (laughs) – Today we are trying the grossest alcohol the world has to offer. – Eww. – Anything could be in these drinks. – We’re not gonna know,
and we’re gonna have to guess after we taste them. – Early trigger warning, if
you don’t wanna see vomit, sorry. (upbeat music) – [Zach] Hot Mexican Hooker. – I can smell the tequila from here. I’m gonna guess that part is the Mexican.
(bell dings) – I am detecting some, like, spice here. – Is there hot sauce in this? (bell dings)
– [Both] Yep. (swing music) (glasses thunk) – I was– (retches) (laughing)
– Looking at your face. – Eww. Eww! Eww! – Whoever thought of tequila and was like, you know what this needs? More spice. – There a very confusing burn
on the back of my throat. – I barely sipped it and
it still made me gag, hard. – I don’t think this is all that bad. It tastes like what you would find on the bottom of the tray at a bar after– – Like, nasty dish washing juice? – Yeah, it tastes like
dish washing liquor. – What would make this drink a sex worker? – Hah, well, there’s a fishy smell to it. – No. – Yeah. – No.
– Yeah. – Tuna juice.
– Tuna juice! (bell dings)
(clapping) – Tuna juice? – Yeah. – Why is it a–
Oh. That’s why they call it a hooker. – [Ned] It’s called a Cement Mixer? – Cement Mixer. So this shoots first,
but you don’t swallow it, and then this you put in second,
you mix it in your mouth, and then you swallow it together. – You’ve heard of this? – Yeah. – What is it? It ‘s an acid and a base. The idea is, these are going
to curdle upon meeting. So, like cement, you have
things that are not congealed, and then you combine them,
and they become thick. – This is definitely like
a chocolatey liqueur, like, sweet thing, and
this is like the sourest, nastiest weird thing.
– Oooh. – Lime?
– Is this lime juice? (bell dings)
Key lime juice. We are dressed so well for this. – 99.9% sure this is
either Bailey’s or Kahlua. – [Ned] Yeah.
(bell dings) – I’m gonna take a dairy pill. I know it doesn’t really help you, but do you want one anyway?
– Just give it to me, yeah. – It couldn’t hurt. – Hit me up, bro.
– There ya go. – All right!
– Okay. – Let’s mix some cement! – So, don’t swallow it yet, though. So here we go.
– Oh, yeah. I never swallow. (laughs) (funky music) (dramatic orchestral music)
(yelling) – It got chunky! (yells) – Wow. (laughs) Wait, swallow it. (violent yelling) Swallow it, swallow it!
(retches) – I felt it, there were
chunks in my mouth. They weren’t chunks before,
then all the sudden, they were like little Boba balls. – The minute it went into my mouth, it turned into cottage cheese. – Oh. – Why do we drink milk? (fist banging) (loud burp) – You’re the lime juice to my Bailey’s. Individually, we’re great, but together, we’re terrible.
– We’re clumpy. (laughing) (groaning) – This is like those pictures that they show you that
tell you not to smoke. – That’s not whipped cream? Tell me its whipped cream. – [Camera Man] No, that’s
mayonnaise, and it’s– – Is this Jager? – [Producer] Yes.
(bell dings) – Oh, that’s what it is, yes. I know my Jager, y’all. I didn’t even have to taste it. – It’s kinda like reading tea leaves, and our future looks bad. – This was invented by
that friend in college who just never graduated. – Uh, I like mayo. – Mayo gets a bad wrap, you know? – Yeah, well, here’s the–
– You know, mayo’s– You just call it aioli.
– Call it aioli. – Everyone loves it.
– Everyone’s like, oh, I love aioli.
– I love aioli. Ugh, I don’t care for mayo. – I don’t like too much
mayonnaise, but aioli? I love a good aioli. (glasses clink) – [Both] Cheers. (glasses thud on table) – (groans) What a texture! (gurgling) – D’oh, my God. Oh, my good, sweet Lord. – This mouth is really coming in handy. My mouth is big enough where I swallow all the mayonnaise without
tasting one lick of mayo. – You know, that’s a lot of mayonnaise. – It’s just not the flavor,
– That much mayonnaise, – or the texture you want.
– you would put on a whole piece of bread
and you would eat it over the course of an hour. – You eat one piece of bread
– Okay, whatever. – with mayonnaise over the–
– No, no, no, no, no. (laughs) – I’m just imagining you at dinner, but, like, welcome to
the Fulmer household. For dinner, we have one piece
– We have mayonnaise, – of bread with mayonnaise.
– and bread. Amber Moon, it sounds beautiful. – [Eugene] It’s an egg. – [Both] It’s an egg.
(bell dings) – It’s an egg. – Aren’t you not supposed
to eat the raw egg? – Naw, you can do it if
you’re trying to bulk up. – Amber Moon, sounds like the friend of the Hot Mexican Hooker. – It’s bourbon? – [Producer] Yes.
(bell dings) – That’s a lot– – That’s a lot–
– [Both] of bourbon. – Well, it’s funny ’cause we were like, we’re not gonna get
drunk off these drinks. It’s less about the alcohol, more about the grossness. And this is like, a
full-ass glass of bourbon. – Yeah, this is all I need
to get drunk these days. – Well, I guess we better start sippin’, ’cause I’m not about to take in two shots of whiskey in one gulp. – I already love this drink so much. It has two of my favorite things. – Eggs.
– Eggs, and bourbon. – Wow. – I can see some powdery red stuff. Is it more hot sauce? – Chili?
(bell dings) – [Producer] It’s Tabasco.
(groaning) – Dick in the–
– Fart, fart. – dick, dick, dick.
– Monkey butt. – [Eugene] Amber Moon. – Like a rejected Sailor Moon character. – Yeah, she’s like, (laughs) “It’s me, Amber Moon!
– “Hey guys, it’s me!” – “I have the power of eggs!”
(laughing) – I am a very lightweight. – Ahh, just drinkin’
warm whiskey over here. (laughing) ♪ She is the one called Sailor Egg ♪ – [Both] And Amber! – Amber Moon! (gargling)
– Did you drink it? – No, it’s just so spicy. I’m gettin’ closer and closer to the egg. – Wait for me, guys! – [Eugene] Wait for me!
– It’s me, Amber Moon! – Ya never know when ya need to shoot eggs out of yourself. – [Keith] What’s goin’
on with that jelly bean? – Is there a chemical
reaction that happens when the alcohol starts cookin’ the egg? Wait, no, it doesn’t!
– Yeah, it is. That’s what’s happening.
– Shut the fuck up. – That’s why the yolk’s getting white, it’s getting cooked. – I fight evil, too.
– [Eugene] Sorry, Amber. – I shoot eggs outta my arms.
– No. We don’t need your eggs
shooting capabilities. – Like Spiderman.
– Sorry, Amber Moon. – It’s like a moon is crashing, it’s– – A moon is born.
(gentle guitar music) (hands clap) (laughing) – I mean, someone has to chug this drink. – I can’t chug bourbon. You can do it, maybe. – In my college, we said,
“Zebra stripes, down the pipes.” Zebra stripes! – Down the pipes! – [Ned] Ugh, Jesus, there he goes. – Whoa! (blubbering) – Yeah, because the hot sauce hit me. – It’s not comin’ back up. – It’s so hot!
– Not a fuckin’ chance. – Are you with Zach Kornfeld right now? – No.
– Wow! – Are you with Keith Habersberger right now?
– No! (groaning) – Who are you with? – Eugene! – What are you gonna do? – Chug that shit! – Get it, girl! (laughing hysterically) (liquid drips)
– [Ned] All right, so this is called, uh, Crocodile Cum.
– [Eugene] Alligator Jizz. – What, what is it called? – [Producer] Alligator Sperm. – Alligator Sperm. – I like Crocodile Cum.
– I like Crocodile Cum. – That looks dope. – It smells like cream, lime.
(bell dings) – Cheers! – Crocodile–
– [Both] Cum. (laughing) – It’s delicious.
– It’s really good. – It’s amazing. The only thing that’s gross about it is when I imagine I’m
drinking crocodile cum. – I love this.
– This is pretty good. – This is amazing. There’s pineapple juice in here? (bell dings)
– There’s pineapple juice in there.
– Fuck yeah. – It tastes like sweet, it tastes lemony. – Is it Midori? – [Ned] ‘Cause of the green.
(bell dings) – It’s green, yeah. – I would drink this whole thing. I’m not going to, ’cause I’m an adult. – Ned! You have a baby. – You drank all the cum
off the top of that. – I slurped it up. – Amber Moon! (laughing)
Oh, God! (gurgling) I watched you throw back
up into your own cup. No! (intense orchestral music) (liquid dripping) (intense orchestral music) (liquid dripping) – [Zach] Kim Jong Un Nuclear Bomb. Wake up!
(clacks) – No! God. – We have one more drink left. – Oh, really? (laughing) – Why are you so sad? – I don’t want it. – Is it all cream? – [Eugene] What is in this?
Smell it. – Nooo. – Smells like chicken. (groaning) – If you name a drink
Kim Jong Un Nuclear Bomb, this better be the worst
fucking drink in the world. – There’s six ingredients in this. I’m gonna guess that it’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
(buzzer) – Oysters.
(buzzer) – Battery acid.
(buzzer) – Right, let’s just drink it.
– All right. – Bottoms up, baby! – Cheers. – What if we dip our glasses in it? (laughing) – It won’t work out.
– Dip our glasses right in the drink. A taste you can see. (lighthearted music) – Hmmm, there’s stuff in there that should not have ever been blended. – It’s so thick. I just want you to watch. – It’s not a drink, it’s a porridge. – Is there meat in this? – [Producer] Uh huh. – There’s meat in this?
– [Eugene] I taste meat. – Ohhh! – It’s pork? – [Producer] No.
(buzzer) – Fish? – [Producer] No.
(buzzer) – Beef?
– [Producer] Yes. – You blend up a cow? – Is it a burger?
– Is it burger? – Really?
(bell dings) – [Zach] Ohhhh!
– Fries. – Did you put the bun in here? You fuckin’ maniac.
– Fries? – [Producer] Yes.
(bell dings) – Are there other
ingredients from McDonald’s? – [Producer] Yes. – A toy? (laughs)
– [Producer] No. (groaning) – Is there a milkshake in here? – [Producer] Yeah.
(bell dings) – Big Mac, vodka.
(bell dings) Milkshake, fries.
– Kim Jong Un, okay. What do they have in North Korea? Not much.
– Snow. – Grain. – Apple–
– [Both] Pie! (bell dings) (hands slap) – Barbecue sauce? (bell dings)
– [Producer] Yes. – Smells like when you get
take-out in your car, and then– (coughing) I mean, I’m not, there’s
no way I’m getting– Are you okay? – To me, it tastes like
if you licked a battery. – And the battery tasted like corn. (coughing)
– I’m just sayin’, without the vodka, it
might not be half bad. – Without all of the
McDonald’s, it would be good. – Just a glass of vodka? – Yeah, I’d rather just
have a glass of vodka. – You want a glass of vod– Ooh, I’ll take a milkshake, then. – Awesome.
– Okay, so what was your favorite? – [Eugene] Amber Moon!
– [Ned] Amber Moon! – I loved it.
– Amber Moon! My favorite was obviously
the Crocodile Cum. – I would slurp up that alligator juice, jizzy, all day. – Like the actual worst? The Cement Mixer. – Yeah, the congealing within your mouth is a crazy party trick. You should definitely
use it on your friends. – Thanks for watching The Try Guys. Make sure you smash that subby-dub-dub and click the lickety-like down there. – For behind-the-scenes
content, check out our Patreon at You, too, can become a triceratops and help support the Try-fam. Wow, I suddenly sobered
up real quick. (laughs) (upbeat music) ♪ She is the one called Amber Moon ♪ ♪ Fighting eggs by moonlight ♪ (chimes tinkling)

100 thoughts on “The Try Guys Try The World’s Grossest Alcohols

  1. I aspire to be drunk Keith:


    proceeds to dunk glasses in a burger slurpee


  2. Did you guys notice that during the cement mixer Keith wanted to cheers with Zach?


    I also wonder how many poops Kim jong un gets with that drink. It’s always….nuclear

  3. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🥴☠️ whats wrong with people inventing these disgusting drinks. Except the crocodile 🐊 cum lol

  4. Blended happy meals straight up have the taste and texture of vomit. Not even fucking kidding. Its horrendous. I feel bad for laughing.

  5. I still love this video. I think the Ned/Eugene pairing is super underrated, they are so silly with each other. Particularly Eugene is sillier I feel

  6. If you have a crush on Eugene this is for you.

    Please press Read More.

    So if you think Eugene is super cute..he is gay.

    Eugene came out as gay and I’m 80% sure he’s not gonna change so I’m sorry if I broke your heart this is just the truth.

    Your welcome.


    To:Eugene Lover’s

  7. Watching them make the Nuclear Bomb reminded me of Ron Ron Juice and there’s little I wouldn’t do to watch them try it

  8. "aRe yoU wITh ZaCH KoRNfEld rIGht noW?"
    "arE yOu wiTH KeITh HabERSBurgER riGHt NOw?"
    "whO ARe yOU wITH??"
    "AnD whaT aRe yOU gonNa dO?"

  9. Almost DIED!!! From laughing and snorting and coughing all at the same time!!! Out my nose!!! 🤣😂😅😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅 and the called my girlfriend and TRIED to stop laughing enough that I could tell her to watch this! Took me some serious effort but I got it out! 🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅🤣

  10. I demand some deviant artist draw this Amber Moon character shooting eggs out of her arms I need to see what she looks like

  11. they literally just drank A Big Mac, fries, etc. And Zach is worried about the BUN! " DID YOU PUT IN THE BUN YOU FRICKIN MANIAC! I love him so much lol

  12. Lmao, someone please do fan art of Amber Moon, lol.

    And I full on died with the banter between Eugene and Ned drinking the Amber Moon, lol!! Which could also be the name of a drag queen, lol!!!

  13. Bruh Eugene can f**** drive wile he’s drunk 🥴 and then he hits a car and dies 😵 in a sexy slut outfit I’m sexy babe lol

  14. In the favourite bar of my friends and me the cement mixer is THE shit, everybody in there gets it and nobody was really grossed out by it? The barkeeper spills the ingredients directly in your mouth. Maybe we germans are maybe far more into stuff that grosses out the rest of the world lol

  15. AHAHA I just came across this but I love that The Try Guys are basically loose cannons since leaving Buzzfeed 😹😹😹

  16. You never forget your first hot Mexican hooker… The bar I go to sells them for like 3 dollars. Ask your friend if they want a free drink. Of course they're going to say yes. You tell them to just knock it back as quick is you can.
    They'll hate you for the rest of the night and the next morning.

  17. Zach: being normal and figureing out the ingredients

    Keith: learns into zachs ear what of we dip our glasses in it

    dips glasses in the unholy drink

    Keith: The taste you can see!

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