(energetic music) – This is the day when you separate the men from the boys. – Mmm, just doing my workout, Tuesday’s arms and back. – Now I don’t want to see any slackers or hear any whiners. (screaming) (barbells clanking) – Woo! – You got another five miles, then you get a Luna Bar. – Come on. – Looks like you’re keeping
your bod pretty tight. (machine clanking) – Yeah! – Every day is a workout
when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans. – I’m putting my beef in they tacos, baby! – Oh! It’s a deep burn! Oh! It’s so deep! – Lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. – Fear! – Weak as hell! Huh? (hits landing) – Hyah! Oh shit. – You gotta get angry! You gotta get mean! (ball hits) – Oh yeah yeah,
bring that shit home man. (ball shoots) oh god I love it. – That’s the only way you can play! – 64 more days til next
year’s hockey try outs, I gotta toughen up. (screams) – You angry now? – I’m gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump. My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump. – I define best as competing
against the best there is out there and beating them. – This shit ain’t gone be easy – Oh no! (exhales) – I’m sorry guys I lost
my composure out there, I’m an idiot. – If we do this, it’s gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex and magic. – I mean if we just open
up our hearts and let our passion come out we can do anything. (speaks with mouth full) – I can’t like move
around in these things. (chewing) – It’s almost like chicken – I can’t have anyone
freak out out there okay? We’ve got to keep our composure. We’ve come too far,
there’s too much to lose. We’ve got to keep our composure. (hitting) – Time to open up some whoop-ass. – Whooooo! We’re streaking! – You can do it! (foot slips) (screaming) (hits floor) (crowd gasps) (yanks hair from bike) (gagging) – Get up and run cuz, you’re gonna puke like everybody else. (unintelligible rambling) (yells) (tackles) – Get away (barbell clanks) – Ah shit! – I could stand here and
I could talk Xs and Os all day long but this
is about something else. – So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. – That’s fucking gymnastics. (grunts) (dramatic music) (yells) – I’m just gonna gonna grab
this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll getcha. (laughs) – Remember my young grasshoppers
without the proper focus, you will never truly
master your mind and body. – Woof! – Everything you got! Everything you got! (yells) (barbell clanks) (grunts) – I see pride, I see power! I see a bad ass mother who
don’t take no crap from nobody! – You know what? A
couple more forty-fives. – That pain’s what’s gonna save your life. It’s called pain and gain
Rusty. Don’t be a little bitch. – Ow!
Spot me goddamn it! – Oh I can barely lift my right
arm because I did so many.
First. This is class hahah
I love it!!!!!
Finally ! Time to hit the gym you guys , we gotta keep our composure! We got too far!
This is the best fkn motivational video i never ever seeeen…I'm so pumped right now💪🐷
I would say any Schumer is as much a comedian as i am a rocket scientist but still a good vid
Lunch has been canceled today due to lack of hustle
Total workout
jack & jill and Amy Schumer dont belong here, but this video is ultra unnecessary to begin with so I mean….
White Goodman = 🐐
Will this pump me up to write comedy? Or is it exclusively for sarcastic work out routines?
Best Gym motivation ever
Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got!
Cmown yeah feel that burn! 😰
AWESOME!!
So inspirational
Amy Schumer isn't comedy….
I felt the comedy burn, baebae!
Jesus I’m so pumped I just ripped my shirt in half.
I feel motivated now
Three bitches.
So when this movie coming out??
No that's my boy line? Hoo hoo hoo you gotta pump that fucker up!
1:32–1:39 is one of my all time favorite movie scenes. "We just gotta keep our composure!!!" as he's slamming a chair all over the locker room hahaha!
PS I don't think Run Fatboy Run gets enough love.
WE GOTTA KEEP OUR COMPOSURE!!!!!
Beautiful ❤️
1:02 oh Jamie Lee Curtis I have faped ah many times to you, I wish you would have done playboy.
Watch out for the guns. They’ll get ya
Oh look, a deli meat.
Be Best!
AH-Mazing
Yass with that clip frm The Bronze! If u haven't seen that, GO SEE IT!!
Uncle Tony made this montage the great one it is.
Fuck Adam Sandler
Thank you for this. Just fucking thank you. 👍🏼🔥 😇