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The Ultimate Comedy Workout Motivation Montage


(energetic music) – This is the day when you separate the men from the boys. – Mmm, just doing my workout, Tuesday’s arms and back. – Now I don’t want to see any slackers or hear any whiners. (screaming) (barbells clanking) – Woo! – You got another five miles, then you get a Luna Bar. – Come on. – Looks like you’re keeping
your bod pretty tight. (machine clanking) – Yeah! – Every day is a workout
when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans. – I’m putting my beef in they tacos, baby! – Oh! It’s a deep burn! Oh! It’s so deep! – Lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. – Fear! – Weak as hell! Huh? (hits landing) – Hyah! Oh shit. – You gotta get angry! You gotta get mean! (ball hits) – Oh yeah yeah,
bring that shit home man. (ball shoots) oh god I love it. – That’s the only way you can play! – 64 more days til next
year’s hockey try outs, I gotta toughen up. (screams) – You angry now? – I’m gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump. My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump. – I define best as competing
against the best there is out there and beating them. – This shit ain’t gone be easy – Oh no! (exhales) – I’m sorry guys I lost
my composure out there, I’m an idiot. – If we do this, it’s gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex and magic. – I mean if we just open
up our hearts and let our passion come out we can do anything. (speaks with mouth full) – I can’t like move
around in these things. (chewing) – It’s almost like chicken – I can’t have anyone
freak out out there okay? We’ve got to keep our composure. We’ve come too far,
there’s too much to lose. We’ve got to keep our composure. (hitting) – Time to open up some whoop-ass. – Whooooo! We’re streaking! – You can do it! (foot slips) (screaming) (hits floor) (crowd gasps) (yanks hair from bike) (gagging) – Get up and run cuz, you’re gonna puke like everybody else. (unintelligible rambling) (yells) (tackles) – Get away (barbell clanks) – Ah shit! – I could stand here and
I could talk Xs and Os all day long but this
is about something else. – So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. – That’s fucking gymnastics. (grunts) (dramatic music) (yells) – I’m just gonna gonna grab
this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll getcha. (laughs) – Remember my young grasshoppers
without the proper focus, you will never truly
master your mind and body. – Woof! – Everything you got! Everything you got! (yells) (barbell clanks) (grunts) – I see pride, I see power! I see a bad ass mother who
don’t take no crap from nobody! – You know what? A
couple more forty-fives. – That pain’s what’s gonna save your life. It’s called pain and gain
Rusty. Don’t be a little bitch. – Ow!
Spot me goddamn it! – Oh I can barely lift my right
arm because I did so many.

32 thoughts on “The Ultimate Comedy Workout Motivation Montage

  1. Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got! Everything you got!

    Cmown yeah feel that burn! 😰

  2. 1:32–1:39 is one of my all time favorite movie scenes. "We just gotta keep our composure!!!" as he's slamming a chair all over the locker room hahaha!

    PS I don't think Run Fatboy Run gets enough love.

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