Laughter is the Best Medicine

Tom Clancy’s Jim Ryan

(intense rock music) – What exactly does a state department supply chain logistician do? – [Jim Ryan] They work behind a desk. and they write reports. – That sounds… – Boring? (helicopter blades whirring) (gun shot) – [Man] Doctor Ryan! I need you to come with me. – For what? – We have to go. – Well, the only thing we’re
planting here is dead bodies. ♪ Maybe I’m foolish maybe I’m blind ♪ – [James Greer] What have you got? – [Jim Ryan] The individual
behind these transactions could be a high level target. – I am not a security threat. – We know who you are. – Nothing to be alarmed about, it’s just a man pointing a bull
tranquilizer at a coworker. – How come you’re the only one that knows about this mystery man? – I was just following the money, sir. – [Jim Ryan] They have cells
in France, Yemen, Syria, and those are just the ones we know about. There’s something
different about his agenda. – [Nathan Singer] I’d like to set up a task force. – [Jim Ryan] Whatever he’s
planning, he’s ready now. (screams) (grunts) – I’m an analyst, I
don’t interrogate people, I write reports. – Now exactly how much pot did you smoke? – [Jim Ryan] You gotta figure out
a way to get inside his head. – I’m am Bill Buttlicker. – [Hanin] My husband, he
can’t know where I am. My son is with him. – Stand back, ’cause
these are killer chickens. – [Pam] Dwight? – Yep? – Are you carrying a gun? – Sorry I freaked you guys out… (gunshot) (screaming) ♪ I’m only human after all ♪ – Just follow along, watch, and learn. – Hey, Dwight? – [Jim Ryan] We have to chase this down. (laughing) – Hey, stop, stop. – My son, get him back. (laughs) Promise me. – I promise you, I am the best chance you have. (tires screech) ♪ I’m just a man ♪ ♪ I do what I can don’t
put the blame on me ♪ – You’re my first one, actually. (laughs) How am I doing? – Nice try. No, correction, terrible try. (squeaking)

100 thoughts on “Tom Clancy’s Jim Ryan

  1. Im the first minute Dwight reminded me of joker…. Nothing to BE worried about just a man pointing a gun to a coworket

  2. How awesome would it be if Jim and Dwight in an alternate universe were like partnered detectives or cops?

  3. I remember watching Jack Ryan and thinking to myself "Jim what are you doing carrying a gun?" all the time.

  4. In Jim's ideal world he would either kyak to his job at the bike shop or bike to his job at the kyak shop. In Jack Ryan he kyaks and bikes to his job at the CIA. Not sure if that was intentional or not.

  5. What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

  6. [Jim approaches the blast-door]
    Intercom: [in Pam's voice] Voice indentification please
    Agent Ryan: Jim Ryan
    Intercom: [in Pam's voice] And the password?
    Agent Ryan: Bears.Beets.Battlestar gallactika

  7. Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffered every year.
    First he stole Dwights, now Jack Ryan? This man must be stopped

  8. What about Dwight looking through the sniper scope in the episode where Michael tries to prove he can survive in the wild.

  9. Lol they should have used clips of Dwight & Jim Fighting in the hallway when Jim is trying to stop Dwight from being fired

  10. It's the tale of a journalist working for dundore Mifflin journalistic agency's scranton department as As his coworker goes slowly insane and is revealed to be running a terrorist organization

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