Father Today I am on my knees, it is something really important I have to ask you I am not demanding anything For the love of God, that’s not it But I made a list Love your neighbor. I love my neighbor. I love my neighbor, I love my neighbor’s neighbor, my neighbor’s neighbor’s neighbor, which is not my neighbor as much Just to be sure, I am tracing a 1 km radius here and I am loving If anyone gets close, I LOVE! Charity, I do I am a very charitable guy. This week I’ve gathered a bunch of clothes that wouldn’t fit me anymore Because I gained some weight, and I donated without any problems In the streets, if I am walking and a less fortunate brother comes nearby, Father And begs for money, the more Ihave, the more I give I chat I don’t even care for that smell of someone that does not take a shower in a long time I am not here to judge. Could he have taken a shower? Yes, there are public fountains. But, shush.. I don’t care! There I am, loving! I just hold my breath and there I am! Here: Watch and Pray Every night I pray, as you can see Watch, I am watching all the time. I know everything that happens to me. I am constantly watching When I least expect, see? I watched! Honor father and mother, I am meek, I let the children come to me I give my face to be hit. The other side? I give! I have a face, a nice big cheeck I have Aced the Sermon of the Mount. Several times! I am not saying I am a Spirit of light… Humbleness… Did you get that one there? I don’t want to be pushy, Lord, as I said, but… Is it fair what I am going through? I am unemployed for 8 months now. Juliana, my wife, left me to be with another guy I owe money to my line of credit. I am buried! I am not pushing! But if you say that this has to be this way, I take it! Accepted! Because you know everything! I’m here to suffer, if needed. But… Check if that’s really the case, Because, see… I know you’ve got too much on your plate I can imagine, you have the entire Universe to take care of It is too many black holes, too many Galaxies, a huge Humanity, it is too much people!!! Many mansions in my Father’s house, right? Well, maybe you should… have made a few less mansions… You know everything! You are aware of so many things, how would you know what is going one with me, Alberto, here from Madureira? It can’t be! There is a saying that goes like “there is not a leaf that falls from a tree that you are not aware of” Father?What’s up with the leaf? You’ve gotta focus!!! Priorities!!! That is not important, there are millions of trees! The leaves will fall, but they will not go beyond the ground! The tree will not die! What does it take for you to focus less on the leafs and more on my line of credit? By your will, You are omnipresent, omnipotent, omni-everything If you will, they will raise my credit limit, without checking the Credit Report offices! God is A+ Father, I am not demanding anything. If you think that it should be this way, that Alberto has to be in trouble, So be it! But, if that’s not the case, please light things up! Ok? Do we have an agreement? Ok, I will sleep now. Oh, and thank you for my family, my health, my life, you know, blah-blah-blah, these things that I always say So be it I was watching you here doing your prayer And you had a list of things that you were demanding from the Divine Providence, is that right? No, no, I was not demanding I was just reminding Him, showing how I am doing everything by the books, you know? I deserve a break Yes, yes, we have a list of your things here as well, look: This big book there? Yes. Is this things I am going to get? No, these are things that we are charging you for. Past debts. What??? That’s right. Do you intend to pay off everything right now? Er.. No… can we have a payment plan? You’re already on a payment plan Optical Illusion. I am not seeing anyone. It’s a dream! I am not seeing any Spirit, there is no book here. See? Gone! No, let’s check: See?