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Tony Stark has great comebacks funny quotes

Truth is I am Iron Man Sir, I-I have question to ask. Yes, please
Is it true you went 12-for-12
with last years maxim cover models? That is an excellent question. Yes and no.
March and I had a scheduling
conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins. Wow.
You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life? I’m prepared to lose a few with you. I’m throwing one of these in with in with every purchase of $500 million or more. To peace! For lack of a better option Dummy
is still on fire safety. If you douse me again and I’m not on fire – I’m donating you to a city college. Yeah, I can fly Hey Tony, Remember me?
. Sure Don’t. You owe me a plane, you know that right? Yeah, well, technically he hit me. Let’s face it. This is not the worse thing you’ve caught me doing. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself which is tantamount to indentured
servitude or prostitution depending on what state you’re in. I have successfully privatized world peace! Do you have the sniffles?
I don’t wanna get sick. Did you just donate our-We have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people Don’t say wind farm. I’m already feeling gassy. That will be all Mrs. freshman, Thank you very much. I want one.
No. She’s actually doing a big spread on me for vanity fair. Yes, well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.
And she wrote a story as well. Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Thats right. A prison cell. I’ll send you a bar of soap. You know the question I get asked most often is
“Tony how do you go to the bathroom in that suit?” Just like that Shut it down! Goldstein. Yes Mr. Stark. Give me a fat beat to beat my buddy ass too. Sorry, Pal. But, Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick. I told you. I don’t wanna join your super secret boy band. Phil! Come in! Phil? I can’t stay. Uh, His first name is Agent. You have no Idea what your dealing with. Uh, Shakesphere in the park? Doeth mother know, you weareth her drapes? No hard feelings point being. You gotta mean swing. That man is playing gallager. It’s good to meet you Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous
Green rage monster Oww! You’ve really have got a lid on it havent you. . whats your secret? Mello, jazz, Bombo, drums, and a huge bag of weed. Is everything a big joke to you? Funny things are. Big Man in a suit of Armor. Take that off – what are you. Genius,
philamthropist I have an Army. We have a hulk I loved you in A Christmas Story by the way. Please tell me nobody kissed me. All right. Yeah. Alright good job guys. Lets just not come in tomorrow.

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