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Top 10 Hilarious Patrick Star Moments


There’s stupidity, and then there’s Patrick welcome to watchmojo.com and today We’re counting down our picks for the top 10 patrick star moments BERRLY GRASPET! squidward in pain lolz293329 Before we begin we publish new videos every day so be sure to subscribe for more great content so be sure to sub everyday watch this channel sr pelo so great content lolz For this list we’ll be looking at the funniest and most iconic moments involving SpongeBob SquarePants best friend SpongeBob: (in Southern accent) Alright Pinhead. Your time is up. Patrick: Who you callin’ “pinhead”. Number 10, “Its Not My Wallet Spongebob: Alright, Man Ray. Are you ready for goodness school? Granted it was probably a bad idea from the beginning to include Patrick in any scenario that involves teaching someone to be good because the starfish’s ignorance has been known to irritate even the most patient of people. So you can imagine why a supervillain like Man Ray was pushed over the edge while Spongebob tries to show the evildoer how to be nice He asks Patrick to take part in a little role-playing where man ray tries to return his dropped wallet Let’s just say it doesn’t go so well. Man Ray: Then take it. Patrick: Its not my wallet. Man Ray: *grunts* You gosh darn take the wallet or I’ll rip your arms off! Spongebob: Ah. Wrong! Number 9, “Not Until Four”. Patrick: *screams* Oof! Sandy: See! that’s why you always pay attention to the mountain. You can always count on Patrick to blurt out the most nonsensical Things even in times of crisis, when a sand boarding accident causes Spongebob to be sent plummeting towards the ground, Sandy yells out instructions on how to minimize the damage. Patrick chimes in, and what comes out of his mouth is not very helpful. We do learn, however, see that he does have something of a schedule for a stupidity as he’s got to go and be an idiot somewhere at four. I wonder how that turned out? Sandy: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick: Not until 4. *crash* *shatter* Number eight, “Where’s The Leak Ma’am?”. Spongebob: Aww. Look at him. Ain’t he a doll! All he needs is a tie. Patrick really got the short end of the stick when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil doppelganger came to life and started wreaking all kinds of havoc! Not that we particularly mind because every time he gets hurt in this episode It is rather hilarious. One such example is when SpongeBob and Patrick are stuck down a hole of DoodleBob’s making. Obviously thinking that it wasn’t enough, he decides to drop a doodle wrench on Patrick’s head. From the impact, We can only guess that it’s just as heavy as a real one. SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick! Patrick: Where’s the leak, ma’am. Number seven, “Push It Somewhere Else”. SpongeBob: I saw it! It was big! it was all wiggly! The wake of a giant worm attack the citizens of Bikini Bottom fear for their lives while thinking up solutions Patrick comes up with the initially rejected plan of pushing the entire city to a different location As it turns out while the residents seem to have faith in spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch the worm they Immediately fall back on Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a good idea with a poor execution as by the end of the episode Bikini Bottom winds up getting crushed under said worm a for effort though Number six Wumbo I’d like to speak to Murphy Is wumbo even a word Patrick seems to think so after accidentally shrinking Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility belt spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how to fix the problem his solution is turning the m insignia upside down into a w Essentially turning it from many to wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an expert on the subject With his excessive knowledge in wumbology as it happens his argument falls to pieces when he too is shrunk down to minuscule size so much for Wumbo Number 5 finland Doodle bob strikes again? literally and this time he’s armed with a bowling ball as Spongebob and patrick try to figure a way out of the hole after recovering from the wrench to the head Doodle manages to literally splatter Patrick into several pins with just a single throw we’re guessing that it must have hurt Because when spongebob asks if he’s okay, he responds like this You okay Patrick? FINLAND!!! Either Patrick has quite the concussion, or he was hit so hard that he actually ended up in said Nordic country number 4 inner machinations Besides if I showed you what was inside it wouldn’t be a secret anymore Duh Patrick and his antics surrounding the mysterious box that seemed to cause him an endless amount of joy made for one of the funniest Episodes of the series mainly due to both spongebob and the audience’s growing desire to see what exactly he was hiding in there Patrick Doesn’t make it easy though. Even lecturing his friend that he couldn’t comprehend What’s inside since his innermost thoughts are far too complex for your average under-seat folk? This is perfectly encapsulated with a visual representation of a carton of spilled milk yep That’s Patrick alright the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma Number 3, the ugly barnacle Oh Hi Patrick. I’m Confused Yes a hill. Patrick, Everyone is running away from me. Patrick may truly care for his friend deep down, but in terms of offering moral support He is the last person you should go to when spongebob ends up with horrendously bad breath Civilians start running away from him in order to avoid the smell, but thanks to a few offhand remarks by Patrick He starts to believe it’s because he’s ugly. Patrick being the sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer him up with a story about an ugly barnacle Except it ends up having the complete opposite effect. Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End Number two is mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise an instrument No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ being what it is You can imagine that his knowledge of musical instruments is about as low as everything else when Squidward gathers the main residents of Bikini Bottom together to form a marching band He asks if anyone has any previous experience with any kinds of instruments As it happens Patrick does indeed have a back catalogue just as long as you count mayonnaise and horseradish as actual experience We may never actually get to see him play any condiments, but it can’t be denied. He is a natural drummer Before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner you mean like a weenie, okay? I love you. Think you laid it on a kinky bit thick there, Oh pal number one. No, this is Patrick is this the Krusty Krab No, this is Patrick. Not since Leonidas is signature war cry has a phrase been uttered with so much conviction that it resonates within the hearts of warriors everywhere So in this case it’s because it’s just playing funny taking on board as a staff member at the Krusty Krab Patrick tries his hand working the phone however as customers call in and ask if they’re indeed calling the right establishment Patrick gives What can only be considered a legendary response if you didn’t know his name before you will after this? Do you agree with our picks check out these other great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day

100 thoughts on “Top 10 Hilarious Patrick Star Moments

  1. Somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:"no this is patrick somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:"NO!!! this is patrick
    somone:"is this the krusty crab patrick:" NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!! spongebob:"patrick thats the name of the restaurant

  2. 11: "Firmly grasp it." Net falls. "*Firmly* grasp it." Net falls. "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!"
    10: "Are you Patrick Star?" "Yes." "And this is your I.D." "Yup." "I found this I.D. inside your wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet." "That makes sense to me." "Then take it." "It's not my wallet."
    9: "SPONGEBOB! LAND ON YOUR BOTTOM! IT'LL CUSHION THE IMPACT OF THE FALL!" Spongebob takes off his pants. "LIKE THIS?" "NO, YOUR OTHER BOTTOM!" "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until four."
    8: (Wrench hits Patrick's head and lands in his lap.) "See what I mean, Patrick?" "Where's the leak, Ma'am?"
    7: "We should lock our doors!" "We should build a moat!" "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" Silence. "That idea may just be crazy enough… TO GET US ALL KILLED!!"
    6: "I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he/she/me Wumbo. Wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, the study of Wumbo!? It's First Grade, Spongebob!" "Patrick, I'm sorry I ever doubted you!"
    5: "FINLAND!!!"
    4: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." Spills a carton of milk
    3: "It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." "that didn't help at all."
    2: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horse radish isn't an instrument, either."
    Honorable mentions: "Wait, Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology!" Smashes the computer over the $1 bill. "Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?" "Oh, you mean like a weenie? Okay! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I-" "I love you." Door slam. "
    1: "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick*." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "*NO!! THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a crusty crab." "Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant." "FISH-PASTE!"

  3. Is this the crusty crab? No this is Patrick, rings, is this the crusty crab, no this is Patrick,ring, is this the crusty crab?,NO THIS IS PATRICK

  4. There's metal retardants then there's Patrick
    1. Not my Wallet
    2. Not in-tell for
    3. Push it some were else
    4. Wumbo
    5. Fiddle-and
    6. Inner Imagination
    7. ugly barn-i-call
    8. Is male-naze a instant
    9. You mean like a weany
    10. No ThIs PaTrIcK

  5. Man Ray: Then, take it.
    Patrick: It's not my wallet.
    Me: Patrick, can't you go be ignorant somwhere else?
    Patrick: Not until 4.

  6. Anyone remember when spongebob was mad about his pretty patties and walks up to Patrick who is also mad and asks him what he’s mad about?…. and he simply says, “ I can’t see my forehead” 😂😂😂

  7. Is this the krusty kebab no this is pat is this the krusty krab no this is pat is this the krusty krab ? NO THIS IS PAT

  8. Spongebob logics.

    Logic 1)

    How can spongebob cook underwater?

    Logic 2)

    How can a tree be underwater?

    Logic 3)

    Sponge washing dishes

    Logic 4)

    ( In other videos you can see it ) When spongebob and squidward got lost they can make fire…
    But my question is: HOW TF CAN THEY MAKE FIRE UNDERWATER?!

  9. Watchmojo.com
    Top ten reasons Gary should be taken away from Spongebob and re-homed

    Heres a few
    * neglected gary and forgot to feed him
    * Constantly forgets about him
    * Irresponsibly put him in Patricks care
    * Nearly killed him with rigorous training
    * obliviously ignored gary when he was in danger

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