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Treebo Comedy Trips – Abijit Ganguly in Mumbai – Travelling Solo in India


Fans of travelling over here, make some noise, yes! See, everybody likes travelling these days… But more than they like travelling, They like to put it up on social media that they’re travelling. I have friends who are always going to hill stations, Like Kasaul, McLeodGanj. And every time they’re going there, they’re putting up status like, “Hills are calling” “Mountains are calling” “Hills are calling and I’m back” And, you know, people like us are wondering, “Yaar, hamare time pe toh bas mata ka hi bulawa aata tha, be. Yeh hills ne kab shuru kiya?” Like when exactly did K2 go up to Kanchenjunga, And go like, “Yaar, woh Chembur ke Chaddha ji ko bulaiye zara. Call laga na!” And people have started having different logics while travelling. Like this girl I recently met, she was like, “You know what, Abijit? You should travel alone. Travelling alone gives you a lot of perspective. You get to make new friends. It’s amazing! Travelling alone will make you new friends.” And I’m thinking, travelling alone and making new friends happens… If you’re a girl! Nahi, ladkon ke nahi bante naye dost. Main agar Kasaul mein baitha hun, aur koi aa ke bole, “Bhaisaab, dosti karni hai.” “Bhag yahaan se, *****!” Mujhe laga uska maal-vaal khatam ho gaya hai. Because… you see such weird things while travelling in India. Every tourist spot I’ve gone to, They’re so many tourist spots, I always see this one shop, Jis pe likha hota hai, “Apna naam chawal pe likhao.” Apna naam chawal… Kaun hain be ye log jinko apna naam chawal pe dekh ke alag hi maza aa raha hai? Ki ma, dekho, Suresh Kumar chawal pe kitna badhiya lagta hai! And what about Tamil people? Unke liye kya alag se noodle rakhwa doge vahaan pe? Such weird things while travelling. Every tourist city I’ve been to, I’ve always seen 3-4 German bakeries German bakery yahaan, German bakery… Germans ko khud hi nahi pata unki bakeriaan itni chal rahi hain, yaar! And it’s understandable to have a German bakery in Pune, But I saw a German bakery in Kasaul. Kasaul, where maximum tourists are coming from Israel. Jew log bechaare aa rahe hain, and going, “Bade Papa!” Even internationally, you’ll see such weird things while travelling. Like, for instance, this place in Italy. It’s called Pompeii. Some of you guys might have heard of it, Pompeii. It’s a famous archaeological, historical place. It was a thriving city, and lot of centuries back, there was a volcano eruption overnight. And everybody just, froze in ash, doing whatever they were. So they’re a lot of, statues—just fossil statues and it’s a fascinating place. And one of the, fossilized statue over there, is of a man, Who’s just lying down, and holding his thing. And he’s just been like that for eternity. Everybody just going and playing with it a little bit. “Still standing, huh!” And it’s so weird because, hua kya hoga? Woh bechara kar raha hai and tabhi volcano phat gaya? Ya volcano phatne ki khabar aayi, and he was like, “Shit, I want to go out doing the best thing!” Travelling even teaches you a lot of things. For instance, the whole thing around sitting next to a pretty girl on a flight or a train. It’s so overrated. It’s so overrated. Kyonki itni awareness aa gayi hai ki pata chal gaya hai ki, Kuch hone toh vaala hai nahi. And koi, matlab faayda hi nahi. Like the other day, I was travelling from Delhi to Bombay, And I was flying economy. Everybody just mentally went, “Haan pata hai. AIB vaale ja rahe hain business class mein. Tu economy mein.” And I was on 27A, and 27B was this really pretty girl. So pretty, she looked like she had an Instagram filter on her. Like, really… Uski aur meri agar photo side mein laga dein, Woh Facebook pe daal de, log bolenge, “Arre, kitne achhe insaan hain, naukron ka kitna achha…” Like, so pretty she probably doesn’t take a dump. She poops, it’s just rainbows and butterflies. Unicorn nikal ke baahar aa raha hai. And she was on 27B, and usko dekh ke na, pata hai mera mood hi kharaab ho gaya. Kyonki ab poora time aise conscious sa baithna padega. Chhoo ni sakte, bhai. 27C pe, pata hai, ek balding se uncle the Aur unko main itne lustfully dekh raha tha, yaar. Ki kaash ye baithe hote, yaar. Mast phael ke baithta main. Khujli karta beech-beech mein, yaar. Uncle ke saath armrest le ke ladta, aise-aise-aise. Uncle magazine lene lage, maine kabza kar liya. Yahaan main baitha hun chup-chaap. Zyada bol bhi nahi sakta, usko toh yehi lagega na tharki line maar raha hai. Matlab airhostess aa ke bol rahi hai, “Non-veg khatam ho gaya hai, veg de dun?” I’m like, “Haan, jo hai de do.” Uncle hote toh bolta, “Kaise? Non-veg de mujhe! Imli vaali toffee bhi do de meko, ek kaam kar.” Thanks a lot ladies and gentlemen You guys have been a fantastic audience Thank you For more such amazing content please subscribe to Treebo Comedy Trips

71 thoughts on “Treebo Comedy Trips – Abijit Ganguly in Mumbai – Travelling Solo in India

  1. TRAVELLING ALONE CAN MEAN 2 THINGS ….

    1. YOU GENUINELY WANT TO EXPLORE THE WORLD.
    2. YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE.

    (Anyway it is going to cost you a fortune !😆)

  2. har standup routine ke end me " you have been a fantastic audience " bolna zaruri hai kya… koi isko change karo yaar pehle.. nahi to aise bolo.. "thanks for the over enthusiatic laughter… " or "thanks for wasting your time for an unknown creep like me…"

  3. Worst stand up only audience has created act only because they have paid. Beta Aib walo ki script aur timing aachi hoti hai you have to earn business class.

  4. I think tumhe khujli ya non veg ki sikhayat kar leni chahiye thi kyuki ladki Ko ghanta fark nhi padta tujshe aur woh thodi na pat jaigi

  5. Hindi is a language of jokes
    English is a matter of seriousness

    in convent schools Christmas celebrated officially where. maximum students belongs to HINDUISM.

    CONGRATS cool dudes we are INDIA

    I M NOT A BHAKT

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