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Trump Arrives At NATO Summit Already Angry With America’s Allies


TRUMP’S BEEN IN LONDON FOR THE
PAST FEW DAYS FOR A GATHERING MARKING NATO’S 70th ANNIVERSARY. LIKE ON MOST ANNIVERSARIES,
TRUMP WAS IN A BAD MOOD, WISHING HE WAS WITH A YOUNGER EASTERN
EUROPEAN ALLY.( LAUGHTER )
THROUGHOUT HIS TRIP TO ENGLAND, TRUMP CONTINUED TO BE A HUGE
SPOTTED DICK. UPON
>>Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!>>Stephen: IT’S A DESSERT. LOOK IT UP! HERE HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT
IMPEACHMENT DURING HIS MEETING WITH CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
JUSTIN TRUDEAU.>>THE DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE
CRAZY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE
WHEN THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT, AND SOME DAY– HOPEFULLY,
IN A VERY LONG, DISTANT FUTURE– YOU’LL HAVE A DEMOCRAT
PRESIDENT, AND YOU’LL HAVE A REPUBLICAN HOUSE. AND THEY’LL DO THE SAME THING,
BECAUSE SOMEBODY PICKED AN ORANGE OUT OF A REFRIGERATOR,
AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT, SO LET’S GO AND IMPEACH HIM.( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: OKAY, I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE NOT SAYING. THAT DOES SOUND INSANE, BECAUSE
IT IS. BUT “ORANGE PICKED OUT OF A
REFRIGERATOR” IS ACTUALLY THE MOST ACCURATE WAY TRUMP HAS
EVER DESCRIBED HIMSELF.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: OH, WOW.>>Stephen: HE’S AN ORANGE
PLUCKED OUT OF THE FRIDGE– SAME COLOR AND TEXT, LIVES IN
FLORIDA, AND THE INSIDES ARE JUST COLD PULP. HERE’S THE THING: THESE
SIT-DOWNS WITH WORLD LEADERS WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE
BRIEF PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES. SO AFTERWARDS, OTHER WORLD
LEADERS WERE CAUGHT ON TAPE COMMISERATING ABOUT IT.>>Stephen: HEY, JUSTIN, BE
NICE! STEPHEN MILLER’S JAW ONLY DOES
THAT WHEN IT’S FEEDING TIME AND THEY BRING HIM THE BABY DEER. HE UNHINGES
( APPLAUSE )

100 thoughts on “Trump Arrives At NATO Summit Already Angry With America’s Allies

  1. I am pretty sure Trump practiced this sentence about the shoe and the other foot and was very proud to find the opportunity to say it…

  2. When even other narcissists are laughing at you, you’re a narcissist with problems. President cringe lurches on.

    A bribery scandal littered with criminality is picking an orange out of the refrigerator and sex, lies and cum-stained dresses cause anarchy. Is this the same Mr Turley who worked with John Ritter?

  3. Thank you mr. President,

    I have wondered what a KAKISTOCRACY looks like in real time, with heavy hints of fascism.

    by the way, Trump is not president. He is a motivational speaker for racists and pedophiles and proof of the corrupt electoral college superseding the people's vote!!!

    Impeach this motherfucking coward! Thank you for your time
    😉🤣

  4. In the news up here in Canada, Trudeau is seen as having done a massive faux-pas. Honestly, I think Trump deserves it.

  5. As far as I know, Trudeau, Macron, and Johnson are all not really popular in their own countries so when you consider how they’re all making fun of YOU, you know you must really suck.

  6. Im having a tshirt made that says “picked an orange out of a refrigerator, decided i didnt like it so……..I impeached it”!

  7. Why would Trump be offended by Justin Trudeau‘s comment? It is probably flattering compared to all the other behind the closed doors comments!

  8. I love how Trump is happy to insult and bully people but the moment he gets insulted he throws a tantrum and goes home.

  9. He literally sounds like a 5 year old or a dementia patient trying to tell a story…..someone will be impeached because an orangeis pulled out of a refrigerator ??? wtf ?

  10. Kia Ora from Aotearoa New Zealand 🌷🌻🌷

    Imagine my surprise ….. when I discovered that I have the same sense of humour as Princess Anne and the heads of state from The Netherlands, The U.K., Canada and France.

    We all think #AgolfTwitler is a fucking joke.
    It's about time y'all became "The United States of Fuck-this-Guy" because Democracy is a small club and #CadetBoneSpurs appears to like North Korea more than your Allies.

  11. In the 1970's President Nixon called Pierre Trudeau an "asshole." Trudeau's response was, "I've been called worse by better people."

  12. he calls citizens traitors because they call out his lies . they tried to Benghazi biden , look he's under investigation he must have done something wrong . not all of us are blind and deaf . the writing is on the wall . the truth is their enemy and those that speak it . i'll believe the career servicemen and women and the diplomats that have been vetted and reviewed for years over the orange any day .

  13. An orange out of the fridge….!!! Huh? Is this guy mental? If it was anyone else they would have them checked for issues…. This is unbelievable every day and he's the leader of a country… JUST WOW!

  14. trump is the most thin skinned baby you could never hope to meet. He ridicules handicapped people, dishonors courageous veteran heroes, belittles woman (except ivanka, whom he admits to wanting to date) sick bastard!. But the minute someone criticizes him (much less viscously than he does) he flips out.

  15. Listen to this you one ear A-Hole Colbert…. Trump 2020 – Trump Jr 2024 & 2028 – Ivanka Trump 2032…. Get Use To It. KEEPING AMERICAN GREAT….

  16. God forbid Trump ask other countries to pay their fair share and Americans have a problem with that. This is why you’re rating are down 30%

  17. Makes perfect sense when you realise that "Plucked an orange from the fridge" is a euphemism for "sexually harassed an intern".

  18. 'Someone picking an orange out of a refrigerator'…???

    To quote George W. Bush at trumps inauguration… 'Well that was some weird shit'.

  19. Does anyone really even know what that blow hard is even talking about? Guy makes no sense. Every time he opens his mouth it's nonsensical rambling rants.

  20. My god . Trump ..IS AN IDIOT!! . hes mocking himself and doesnt even realize it . We have a babymanchild as occupant . And GOP are the preschoolers. And they are all criminal!! .

  21. Only cursed Democrats, fake medias, worthless globalists and useless liberals will mock the President Trump who revives economy, cut taxes for Americans, removed job killing regulations, gives jobs to Americans, protects Americans from illegal immigrants, cares veterans, strengthen militaries, sacrifice self interest for benefit of Americans and does many more for Americans.

    But true Americans love, cherish, value and respect the greatest President of USA….

  22. Pick an orange out of the refrigerator … Trumpy does always puts the best ones out himself 🤣😂👌🤣😂👌🤣😂👌

  23. So trump went to a NATO summit, decided that he was going to whine about being impeached, got mad because the other kids were making fun of him, so he literally pulled a cartman and said, "Skew you guys, I'm going home."
    Even engaging in childish behavior and name calling.
    Very presidential, and super classy, too. SCHMUCK!

  24. He's a horrible statesmen. Who wants to do any business with a guy like this? Clearly everyone is tolerating his presence at best

  25. Psychopaths don’t fair well outside of their little clan of whipped and beat subservient Tagalongs who keep the facade going.

  26. well he did say that we should be concerned about the oranges, that we should investigate them. he was very clear about it.

  27. Garth: listen dudes and babes, Trump is nobody's friend. If Trump was an ice cream flavor, he'd be nothing but pralines and dick.
    (From a 90s kid, keeping it old school since the Bill Clinton years!)

  28. An orangutan comes into a bar, asks for a beer, and puts a benjamin on the counter. The bartender gives him his glass, and 20 dollars for change, thinking the ape cannot count. A little uncomfortable, the bartender asks "We don't see a lot of orangutans in this bar". And the customer replies "Not very surprising, when a beer costs 80 dollars."

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