Do mu… Blah! #[email protected]#^%&$#@^ What the heck? I couldn’t say the words. I had a brain fart? PFFFT! Hi my name is Jai. Hi my name is Anjali and my name is Jaxon. We are going to do a try not to laugh challenge dad jokes again. We’ve done these in the past. The rules are simple. The kids are going to take some water, hold it in their mouth, I’ll tell a joke… If they laugh (HEE HAA) they don’t get a point. If they hold it in their mouth after I’ve said the joke… then they get a point. Who do you think is going to win? Leave a comment down below. Let me know. Alright, here we go. Are you guys ready? Yeah NO! What do you mean no? I’m going to laugh every time. That’s good. Have fun guys. The main thing here is we are going to have fun. Let’s get started. How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them! I told you I was going to laugh. You guys want to know why I don’t like velcro? Because it’s such a ripoff. Do you guys want to hear Beethoven’s new song? BA NA NA NAAAAA BA NA NA NAAAAA Do you know how many bananas a monkey can eat? How many bananas can a monkey eat? You guys remember Vincent van Gogh
right? He’s the one who did what? He cut off his ear. Right! You know I’ve done a lot of research on Vincent van Gogh. And apparently he had a lot of relatives. He had an obnoxious brother called Please Gogh. And then he had a dizzy aunt named Verti Gogh. Is that real? And then he had a… he… he had a… he had a… a brother who pooped… he had a brother who pooped a lot called Gotta Gogh. And then he had a constipated brother… he was called Can’t Gogh. I can’t breath. Alright! (Indistinct) Do you wa… (Indistinct) That counts. Wha Alright you guys… Can’t Gogh! Alright you guys ready? His constipated uncle Can’t Gogh. His constipated uncle Can’t Gogh. Wow, who do you think is winning so far?Leave a comment down below. I don’t know. There is so much water over here. My wife’s not going to be happy. But the Vincent Van Gogh that was pretty funny. Alright here we go. You see. His constipated brother Can’t Gogh. Did you guys hear about the oven party? It was pretty hot. What do cows do on their spare time? They listen to MOOSIC! (Indistinct) That’s just so funny. I can’t. Vincent Can’t Gogh! That counts. You are laughing. That counts. What do you guys call… a pasta that is sick? Mac and sneeze. Water is in the mouth. What are you gargling? Oh No! HEY! Hey my phone! I’m so sorry. Alright guys… You ready? Here it is. The funniest joke ever. What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows! A cat and a dog were sitting in a park and a dog turns to the cat and says hey cat do you speak any other languages? And the cat says of course I do. WOOF! WO WO WO WOOF! If you want you guys can try to make me laugh. I will put water in my mouth. What is a cow’s favorite food? Moopapian. That was funny because I didn’t expect Moopapian. That just sounds like a food. Moopapian. Who do you guys think won this challenge? Do me a favor. Leave a comment below. Waiter! Can I have a plate of Moopapian please? And a side of fries.