(cheerful music) – Hi and welcome back to – [Family] That YouTub3 Family – Woo! – And today we’re doing
bad jokes in reverse. The kids are going to be telling us jokes. – And we’re going to
try and make them laugh. And they’re going to
have a mouthful of water, and so if they laugh, the water’s going to spray everywhere. – No swallowing. – I’ve got to get my stone face, business face on. Ready? (laughs and giggles) – Don’t you smile.
– Okay, ready? I’ll go first.
– Alright! – Go ahead, Jake. – Why did the man run around his bed? (family laughing) Because he was trying to
catch up on his sleep. (family laughing) – No spillage. They didn’t laugh. Audrey’s turn! – (silly voice) Dad? Look at me. Dad? Mom? Don’t smile! (funny high pitched words)
– He’s gonna laugh! You can’t! (family laughing) He laughed! – Dad’s worked. (continues silly voice) Mom? – You swallowed the rest! – Don’t you smile.
– She’s not smiling. It’s that cackley smile. – Alright! It’s my turn now, and I’ve got some real good ones. Just saying. (muffled giggles) Yeah! I win! – What did Jordan do? – It’s dad! – Like a boss! That was easy. Okay, guys. – They’re gonna be gone with their drinks in three more gulps. – Ready? What do vegetarian zombies eat? – What?
(giggling) – (zombie voice) Grains (crickets chirping) (family laughing) I’m gonna laugh. I’m gonna get her. She’s almost there! Nope! She didn’t do it. She almost had it. I heard it. It was coming. – Go Ty. – Okay, Ty. – I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, but I just can’t put it down. (drum cymbals and crowd groans) – Ah! You got mom! Yes! – Can’t put down. (laughs) (family laughs) – Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems. (family chuckles) – [Jordan] Oh! There goes – I swallowed most of it. I’m failing.
– [Jordan] Mom! Dad’s laughing, but he’s not spilling it. – I dreamed I was forced
to eat a giant marshmallow. (laughter) dad’s already cracking. When I woke up, my pillow was gone! (family laughs) – [Jordan] We got dad! Woo! What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1 Forrest 1 (family laughing) 1 Forrest 1 – I’m a sucker for Forrest Gump. – What did the fish
teacher say to her school? Attention gills and boys! (Awes and chuckles) – That’s a good one. – Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs. (family giggles) – [Jordan] That’s a good one. – I asked a French friend if you play video games, he said “Wii”. (family laughs) – [Jordan] No? Oh my goodness. Okay guys, let’s see if I can make them laugh. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison. (drum cymbals and laughing) (clapping) Bison. – Bison. I get it. – Bison is a type of animal. (drum cymbals) – A buffalo in particular. – Mom?! She’s so good at this challenge. – What’s the first thing
sea animals learn in school? Their A, B, Seas. (crickets chirping) A, B, Seas. – The seas. A, B, seas. – Okay, this is not part of the joke. I know this isn’t that funny, but I’m going to say it anyways. (moans and groans) (family chuckles) Okay, okay. I didn’t
(family giggling and laughing) – I’m sorry, but that’s funny. – [Jordan] What did Jake say? – He said, “This isn’t part of the joke
cause it’s not that funny.” (family laughs and giggles) (family talking loudly) – What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rowling. (drum cymbals and family laughing) – [Jordan] J.K. Rowling. Just the way you said Rowling. – Rowling.
– Rolling. J.K. Rolling. – That’s funny. Now Jake, did you really have a joke? – Yeah. (family laughs) – You never got to the joke? – No! – That’s funny. – I never got to the joke. – What do you call a
dog that can do magic? A labra-kadabra-dor! (crickets chirping) (family giggles) – [Audrey] Labra-kadabra-dor!
– No?! Not with my stronger jokes, okay. Gotta bring up my game. – Why do trees have
roots to hold them down? Because they’re always trying to leaf. (chuckles) – To leaf I liked that one. – This is a joke I was
going to do last time, but you guys laughed too hard to do it. What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle! (drum cymbals and family laughs) – [Jordan] It’s a bald joke! – Did you hear about the
constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil. (loud laughing and drum cymbals) – [Jordan] Wow! Dad! (family chuckles) – That’s horrible Audrey. – What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhh. (moaning and giggles) – [Audrey] What? – How did the steam engine
make it up the hill? It trained all summer. (family laughing) – Steam engine. And train. – What did Jane say when she
saw the elephants coming? Here comes the grapes! She was colorblind. (crickets chirping) – [Jordan] What? (family giggles) – What did Jane say when she
saw the elephants coming? Here comes the grapes. – I should have said this one before. – [Jordan] What? I don’t get it. – I don’t get it either. – That is the weirdest joke. (family laughs) An elephant is mistaken for a grape, because they’re colorblind? (family talking loudly) – I should have said this joke before. What is the difference
between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple. That one makes more sense. – Not really! – I don’t get that one either! That’s not the only difference between an elephant and a grape. – An elephant is ginormous
and a grape is little! I don’t get it. – No, no, no. Its part of a long feed. Its: what is the difference
between an elephant and grapes? Grapes are purple. What did Tarzan say when he
saw the elephants coming? Here comes the elephants. What did Jane say when she
saw the elephants coming? Here comes the grapes. – [Jordan] She was colorblind. – Wait. I don’t get it. – I don’t get it either. – Jane said “here come the grapes”? I don’t get it. – I don’t either. – If you guys get that
joke, comment down below. That’s a weird joke. – So, two snare drums and
a cymbal fall off a cliff. (punchline rhythm) (drum cymbals and family laughing) – Okay you guys. I knew I should not have had seafood. I’m feeling a bit eel. (family laughing and clapping) Woo! Got him! You just gotta wait for it to kick in, and then. – And then. (spit noise) – Yep! – What did the little boy say
when his snowman kept melting? It snow use. (family laughing and giggles) – Oh you got mom! – [Girls] It snow use. – It snow use. – How do the oceans say
hello to each other? They wave. (muffled chuckles) – How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithinkberg. (crickets chirping) With an IThinkBerg. – It’s an iceberg. – I Think Berg. – One more try for Audrey. – Why don’t you ever
shower with a Pokemon? He might peekatyou! (drum cymbals and family laughing) – Get it? Peekatyou! – [Ty] Chuuuuuuu! – What do you call a
pony with a sore throat? A little horse. (family laughing) Come on! It was funny, dad! A little horse! (family laughing and giggling) Oh my goodness! Okay! Ty, you’ve got this! – What do cats send on Valentine’s Day? Love litters. (family giggles) – Okay, let’s see if we can get dad. – Chuuuuuuu! – What do you call a
pig that knows karate? A pork chop! – Dad? What’s the best thing about
living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus. (drum cymbals and family laughing) – That was a good one. – Yeah, that was a good one. – [Jordan] Did you show them? The flags a big plus! – It went up my nose. (family laughing loudly)
– That was a good one. – Lightning round. We’re gonna see who can make them laugh. Come on guys! We’ve got this. Lightning round! Ready? Go Jake! – What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Go Audrey. Go, go, go. – Did you hear about the
two antenna who got married? The ceremony was nice, but the reception was amazing! – [Jordan] Oh, cause they’re antennas! Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut. (family laughing) – Why do fish that play
basketball always get caught? Because they get nothing but net. – Knock, knock. – Who’s there? – Cows go. – Cows go, who? – No. Cows go, moo! – What do you call a camel with no humps? – Hump-free (drum cymbals and family laughing) – Yes! – [Jordan] You got dad! A nurse told me, “sorry for the wait.” I said, “it’s okay, I’m patient.”. (family laughing) It got on me. – Why do spiders live in corn fields? So they can build cobb-webs. – Ready for this one, mom? This one’ll get you. – This one’s gonna get you. – [Jordan] This one’s gonna get you, mom. It’s gonna get you. It’s elephants and grapes. – What did the wall say to the other wall? I’ll meed you at the corner. – [Jordan] (loud pitched voice) – What did the pirate
say on his 80th birthday? I’mayday! – I am eighty. – Okay! – I don’t know about you
guys, but my cheeks hurt! – Yeah! That’s a hard challenge. – That’s a fun challenge. So, who won? The parents? Or the kids? [Kids] (mumbled answers) – Okay, so let’s clean up this
mess and we’ll do mail time. – [Family] Mail time! – Alright, this is from M.K. in Texas. And M.K. said that, loves our Minecraft series. Would like to do more. And gave us this cool picture. This is actually really neat.
– Wow! – With these lines intersecting, if you stare at it long enough, it goes 3D, I guess. – That is so cool. Thank you so much for your letter! – This next one is from
Evelyn in Louisiana. And she made this awesome drawing for us. She made this sign for Jordy. – [Jordan] Yay! – And gave you these stickers. – [Jordan] Cool, thank you. – And she says that she
loves watching your videos and that we always make her feel better when she’s sad or mad. And her wish is to one day meet us. – [Mom] That would be awesome. – We would love to meet you too Evelyn. Thank you so much for your letter! – So this stuff is from Angel. She drew some pictures that are our names. This ones mine. Jojo – Awe, thank you! – Ty and a a a Audrey. – And Angel lives where? – In Florida. – Alright, we love Florida. – [Audrey] Cool, thank you! – This next package comes
from Chloe in England, which is so cool, and they say that their favorite color is mint green. – That’s awesome.
– That’s a good color. – I like the wrapping. – Yeah, super cute. Lets open up the package. – Its a good ice cream color, too. – At-da. Paper. Whoa! Mom. – What is this? – Squishy – Dad! Uh oh. It’s a Tsum Tsum! – A zoom zoom? – A Tsum Tsum! Ty Ty. – I got. – Audrey. – Whoa! – Myself. And Jake! – I got little characters. It’s awesome.
– This is so cool. – Mines like Robin Hood! – Wow! – I got a patch, that says “love”. – Very awesome Chloe. – And a bracelet, that is super cute. Thank you so much Chloe for your package! – [Family Members] Yeah! Thank you! – Thank you guys so much for watching. If you enjoyed this video, be
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