♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪ (silence) – (host) So today we're gonna
be putting you through another Don't Smile or Laugh challenge. – Try Not to Laugh. I knew it! – (determined) I can do it! – This didn't go so well last time. – Yes! I've been waiting
to do this forever. – (host) However, we didn't
choose the videos. The fans did. And they really want
to make you smile or laugh. – I dare 'em. – Challenge accepted. – Pssh, I got this.
I mean, it's not that hard. – I might win. But if I don't win, thank you
for making me laugh. – Let's play the videos. I'm ready. – Guys, let me ask you this. Do you sometimes wish that…
– Is that Oprah? – (Oprah) …April was a turtle? (overlapping speech)
– What? – Oh. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (in video: laughter) – (turtles) Where you going? Oprah? – The whole year when
this was going one was crazy, with the live Turtle show. – (Raphael) Oprah,
I've been trying to talk her into an inter-species
relationship for months now. – (chuckles) Oh, shit. I'll give 'em that, 'cause that was funny.
(buzzer) – (Raphael) I've been trying to talk her into an inter-species
relationship for months now. – (Michelangelo) Whoa!
– Whoa! Raph! – (Michelangelo) The biggest problem is she can't hold her breath
long enough, you know? (in video: laughter)
– (amused) That's weird. (laughs) That's weird. (buzzer) – (Michelangelo) …biggest problem is she can't hold her breath
long enough, you know? (in video: laughter)
– This is so painful. (buzzer) – This is really funny.
– (Oprah) Well, okay. Coming up, the turtles are gonna…
– (laughs) (buzzer) – (Oprah) Well, okay. Coming up, the turtles…
– (chuckles) Oh. That little kid's eyes were that big. (buzzer) – That's basically my childhood
right there getting destroyed. You see how pissed he was?
He was not happy. "Raphael, shut up." – (anchor) More teens are having fuck– having luck, rather, finding summer jobs. – I can't do that. (buzzer) – (anchor) More teens are having fuck– having luck, rather…
– Oh wow, that's awkward. – (anchor) More teens are having fuck– – Whoa!
– (anchor) …having luck, rather, finding summer jobs.
– Nice. – (anchor) …are having fuck– – Whoa!
– (anchor) …having luck, rather, finding summer jobs. – Wha– what is with news today? ♪ (Major Lazer, "Bubble Butt") ♪ – (gasps) Aw, I love
corgis. I love corgis. – Don't. Don't start twerking, dog. Don't. Oh, back it up. – It's a bubble butt. – ♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble butt ♪
– Yes. – ♪ Bubble butt, bubble,
bubble, bubble butt ♪ ♪ Turn around, stick it out ♪ ♪ Show the world you got a… ♪
– Nope. – ♪ Bubble butt, bubble,
bubble, bubble butt ♪ – I love dogs. (chuckles) My dog does that too. (buzzer) – That's very good choreography for a dog. That dog has a bubble butt, for sure. – I'm good. I'm good.
Just go to the next one. Just– (takes a deep breath) – All right, more animals. (parrot mutters) – (parrot) What the fuck? – (cracks up) No! (buzzer) – Wow, a lot of cuss words in this round. – (parrot) What the fuck? – Sounds like my mother.
– (parrot) What the fuck? – Don't let my mother watch this. – What is this? Is this Harry Potter? – (Voldemort) Well done, Draco. Well done. – Okay. (Voldemort moaning) – That is just inappropriate. – (Voldemort) Draco.
– I don't know what's going on. (Voldemort moans)
– It sorta sounds sexual. (Voldemort moaning)
– Come on, Chelsea. Don't do it. Don't laugh. (Voldemort moans)
– Oh, god damn. The sounds, man. (Voldemort moaning) – Okay, good. He's done. (groans internally) (buzzer) (Voldemort moaning)
– That noise he's making really should not be named actually. All right, Voldemort.
That was super hot and sexy. (silence) (ding)
– (host) You did it! You won! – WHAT?!! HA HA!!! That was awesome! (ding)
– I did it?! No way! (ding)
– Nice try, suckers! – (host) What do you
want to say to the fan who suggested the video
that made you lose the challenge? – Good job. I'm gonna show that
to a bunch of people now. – Where do you find these? – That was probably the best
selection I've been a part of. – You are one sick mothertrucker. – Whoever submitted that video has got a great sense of humor. – (host) What do you
want to say to the fans with their attempt to try
to get you to smile or laugh? – You guys thought you could get me,
but you thought wrong. – Very well played and yet
not well played enough. So next time. – Thanks for watching, everyone. – Subscribe for new shows every week. – Let us know in the comments
how well you did in the challenge. – See you next time, everyone! Bye! – Bye, everyone! And come on, put some
funnier videos in there next time. You can do it. ♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪