♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪ (silence) – (FBE) So we have a challenge for you. We’ve got a bunch of videos, and you have to try
to get through them all without smiling or laughing.
– Aw, man. You know me. I can’t. – ARE YOU SERIOUS? – Yes! I haven’t been on an episode yet. Now is the time to test myself
to see what’s up. – (FBE) These videos
were all chosen by viewers all over the world
who think their submissions will get you to lose this challenge.
– Okay. I’ll see. – You guys are actually
really good at this. I used to talk so much crap. And I was like, “Yeah, I can do this.” But in reality, I can’t. – Part of me wants to say, “Bring it on.” And the other part of me is like,
“I’m gonna crash and burn, and you all get to watch.” – Take off the top, and what will happen? Something very dramatic. – This looks like one of those
videos you see in school. – (Gordon Ramsay) …fucking… Who’s putting all this in the bin? – The cuss words are what get me. Like, cuss words for me
are like a sense of humor, especially ’cause I use them
in every sentence. Heh. So– dang it! (buzzer) – (Ramsay) How many portions
are you putting in there? – Oh. – What are those? That’s–
whoa, what the fuck? – (Ramsay) Look! Look! What the fuck is this?
– Done. Who found this? Who made this? (buzzer) – (Ramsay) What the fuck is this? – Fantastic. – I don’t get it. – You motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies! – (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play? (gunshots, screaming)
– Oh. No. (buzzer) – (Patrick Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies! – (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play? (gunshots, screaming) – (Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies! – (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play? (gunshots, screaming) – Damn. – I fucking hate SpongeBob.
So I’m happy that happened, okay. – (man) Now you’re holding a cube. – (man) Oh. Wow. – (man) What are you going for? The 6? (man grunts) (clattering)
– (man) Oh, Jesus. – (chuckling) (buzzer) (man grunts) (clattering)
– (man) Oh, Jesus. – (restrained) You– you– okay. Falling makes me laugh so hard. (buzzer) – (man) Jesus [bleep] hell.
– That’s a dope game though. – (man) Did you try to lean on the table? – (man) Yeah.
(laughter) – Come on, kids. Come on. – (weatherwoman) …from Carmel
if you’re using US-31. Southbou– (falls)
– Oh my god. No, I’m sorry. (laughs) (buzzer) – (weatherwoman) …if you’re
using US-31. Southbou– (falls)
– (man) Whoa! – Girl.
– (weatherwoman) …your average speed is 43 miles per hour. – Nice, dude. She fought through it. – (newsman) And, “Thought
nothing will ever be as cool as crystal meth.” – (newswoman) Pepsi. – (snorts)
(buzzer) – (newsman) “Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth.” – (newswoman) Pepsi.
– Sorry? – (newsman) “Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth.” – (newswoman) Pepsi. – I know what he’s doing every day. – (newswoman) Do you think
Snowden’s actions were worth that risk? – (Jon Hendren) I think they cast him out to make him invalid in society, uh, simply because
he has scissors for hands. I mean, that’s so strange. Just because he was created
on top of a mountain by Vincent Price and incomplete with scissors for hands and no heart. Uh, Edward Scissorhands
is a complete hero to me. – Sorry, did he confuse Edward Snowden
with Edward Scissorhands? – (Hendren) …waterbed with
his scissor finger? Like, that was– – He’s definitely trolling. – (newswoman) Well, Jon,
I appreciate you giving us your opinion. – Yes. – My heart rate’s fast. (quiet whirring) – (robot) All right,
where do you want this? Mother[bleep]. Ow! What the [bleep], Kevin? [Bleep] damn it.
– Freaking Kevin, man. – What?
– (robot) Oh-h-ho. We can move on. – (laughs) You know how long I was
holding in that laugh? (buzzer) – (robot) Oh! (chuckling) All right. Okay. – That’s so mean. – (robot) See you later, Kevin!
See you tomorrow, [bleep] face! – Do you think he gets paid?
Do you think he gets paychecks? – (robot) I hope a robot doesn’t
burn your [bleep] house down! – That one was tough. (ding)
– (FBE) Congratulations. You won! – Oh my god. (ding)
– Piece of cake. – (laughs) Did I do it? Yes! – (shouts and laughs triumphantly) – (FBE) So if you could talk to the fan who suggested this video
that made you lose, what would you say to them? – Y’all got way too much
time on your hands. Where do you find these? – 80% of them are funny. – That was a huge challenge, obviously, ’cause I lost really quickly. But like, ah, I love videos like this. – Thanks for watching us
try not to smile or laugh on the React channel. – Subscribe for new shows every week. – See you next time, everyone. Bye! – Hey, everybody. Derek here,
one of the React channel producers. And don’t be like Kevin.
Be nice to the robots. I mean, they’re gonna
rule us all anyways one day. I’ve seen Westworld. ♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪