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Tyrion Tries To Negotiate With Monty Python


(sinister tone) – Hello? Who is it? – I know you don’t care about your people. Why should you? – Mind your own business. – They hate you and you hate them. – Oh yes, it’s very nice. – You’re not a monster. – Of course not, I’m French. Why do you think I have
this outrageous accent you silly King? – I beg you, if not for yourself then for your child. – I told him we already got one. (laughing) – Help me. I don’t want
to see this city burn. – You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs. Go and boil your bottoms,
sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, you and all your silly English Kniggits! (blows raspberries)
(banging helmet) – You’re a rational man. – I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. – That doesn’t mean your life has to end. – No, now go away or I shall
taunt you a second time. – Doesn’t mean your baby has to die. (speaking French) (cow mooing) (loud bang) – [Male Voice] Jesus Christ! (cries of merriment) (crowd grumbling)
(cat screams) (crowd jeering) (blows raspberry)

100 thoughts on “Tyrion Tries To Negotiate With Monty Python

  1. Why didn't they show Dany's dragon burn down the French Castle? It would have been a hoot to see.

  2. WOW, Funny or Die actually posting something funny for once in… How many years since it's original creation? And not some garbage, cringe shit riddled with leftists/SJW retardation… That's new. AND this is the ONLY video to break a million views in like months, maybe a year. whoever is running Funny Or Die needs to learn from this video. People want FUNNY, not one-sided/bigoted political trash.

  3. Just because show had sucky ending doesn't mean you can't ad your own! Thanks for the laughs! Roflmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โœŒโค

  4. I had to watch again. I grew up watching Monte Python the combination is hilarious! I could die laughing! I love you Brits! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โค

  5. I lost it when Arthur tells โ€œRun awayโ€ in the background and Dany is just strutting with her pissed off expression

  6. Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

  7. "You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of house Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful queen of the Andals and the First Men, protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the mother of dragons, the Kahleesi of the great–"ย 

    "GET ON WITH IT!"

  8. I had this brilliant idea to mash these two scenes together. Spent two days thinking what would work best, then thought: "Better check if nobody has done this before."

    Fuck.

  9. Does Daemerys fly?
    Uh-huh..
    Does a DUCK fly?
    Uh-huh..
    And…. what is a duck made of??
    I think you know where this is heading…

  10. Tyrion, after seeing a guy stick his tounge out and make fun of him like a child would.

    "Your a rational man"

  11. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of Elderberries!
    That doesn't mean your life has to end.
    No! Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

  12. Next one try adding the mooninites flipping everybody off.

    Err: Take two Mother Muchachos!!!

    Ignignok: And call us in the morning!!!

    Err: Yah call us will be Drunk!!!

  13. Vous ne pouvez rien contre nous nous avons le graal!!!!!!

    Les gars je leurs et dit qu on en avait un ๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. If Game of Thrones was like this I would watch it in a heartbeat lol. Whoever created and edited this is a damn genius. It flows so well.

  15. "All hail the new Queen, Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons"

    "I didn't vote for her."

  16. Bridgekeeper: Stop! Whoever approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three! 'Ere the other side he see!
    What… is your name?
    Dany: It is Daenerys of the House Targaryen!
    Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
    Dany: To conquer the Seven Kingdoms!
    Bridgekeeper: What… is 20 + 1?
    Dany: What? I don't know that! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! gets launched into the bridge of death

  17. Dany would be justified in burning this King's Landing. I want to see every GoT actor in a Monty Python movie now!

  18. 50 years on and MONTHY PYTHON is still actual. After 5-7 years the catastrophe of thrones will be a a silly talking point such as small talk…

  19. A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

  20. While that skit SOUNDED like a good idea, TOTALLY gay!!! Why ruin a GREAT movie by the pythons mixed with the death of a once good hbo series. Try again!

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