And to tell it right I gotta take you
back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex. Look what a help if I
slow it down for you I didn’t order the pizza.
Is this seven three four eight Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? The Mr.
Merchant who didn’t order the fucking pie! Then who placed the call? I did!
Pinapple and Olive? Sweet and salty!
Fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my cri-
Is there burnt crust? God I hope not oh man look if this is about that poker game
I told Howie I told I told him at that… look just uh take a w-want. Thanks! Sir, before
you do anything to him you mind if I get a big tip? It’s Jeremy is it? Wade Wilson
that uhh is a no go on the tipper-ro Jer. I’m not here for him,
I’m here for you. oh yay well dodged a big-time bullet on that one… Not out of
the woods yet, you need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling! they’re jeans not a
chandelier. Yes I’m keeping your wallet you did kind
of give it to me. Okay just look man can I might Sam’s car- I will shoot your fucking
cat! Ey uh I don’t know what that means I don’t have a cat. Then whose
kitty litter did I just shit in? any- who tell me something. What situation
isn’t improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a meghan orflosky getting that
right orflosky Orlovsky? Yeah. Good, cuz she knows you. Jeremy I belong
to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down and little Megan she’s
not made of money but lucky for her, I got a soft spot. I’m- A stalker! Threats
hurt Jer no not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Megan.
Cool? yes, yes sir! Then we’re done! Wait, oh we are? No totally done! you should have seen face! I didn’t know what to do. Was so scared! Soft spot remember?
Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in
the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! That came out wrong…