And to tell it right I gotta take you
back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex. Look what a help if I
slow it down for you I didn’t order the pizza.
Is this seven three four eight Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? The Mr.
Merchant who didn’t order the fucking pie! Then who placed the call? I did!
Pinapple and Olive? Sweet and salty!
Fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my cri-
Is there burnt crust? God I hope not oh man look if this is about that poker game
I told Howie I told I told him at that… look just uh take a w-want. Thanks! Sir, before
you do anything to him you mind if I get a big tip? It’s Jeremy is it? Wade Wilson
that uhh is a no go on the tipper-ro Jer. I’m not here for him,
I’m here for you. oh yay well dodged a big-time bullet on that one… Not out of
the woods yet, you need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling! they’re jeans not a
chandelier. Yes I’m keeping your wallet you did kind
of give it to me. Okay just look man can I might Sam’s car- I will shoot your fucking
cat! Ey uh I don’t know what that means I don’t have a cat. Then whose
kitty litter did I just shit in? any- who tell me something. What situation
isn’t improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a meghan orflosky getting that
right orflosky Orlovsky? Yeah. Good, cuz she knows you. Jeremy I belong
to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down and little Megan she’s
not made of money but lucky for her, I got a soft spot. I’m- A stalker! Threats
hurt Jer no not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Megan.
Cool? yes, yes sir! Then we’re done! Wait, oh we are? No totally done! you should have seen face! I didn’t know what to do. Was so scared! Soft spot remember?
Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in
the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! That came out wrong…
1:25. "Any who….."
😂😂😂
He invades the dude's house, pulls a knife on him, then a gun, then pistol whips him with it, but the most savage thing he does is drop that slice of pizza! 😀 😀 😀
That pizza is terrible omg just look at it on the floor the back of the pizza dont look cooked at all
That hard spot line would have come off awkward and have no weight to if delivered by literally any other person
In this case however.. it's fucking terrifying
Pizza time
That was just such a waste of pizza. XD
Fun fact: Ryan Reynolds dropped $10K to wear Bea Arthur's likeness in this scene, and honestly the shirt and jacket combo is on point
It annoys me when a pizza is called a pie
Never got the kitty litter bit
Watch the first NZ Horror Web Series! The new episode is coming…@
“I don’t have CawEt”
AND wearing The Coat a good year before The Goose.
2:13 and 2:14 you can kinda hear the whole filming crew and the actors in the background laughing
Adding to this, ryan nearly laughed when he said "softspot, remember?"
Pizza kid looks like jay from inbetweeners
That came out wrong…or did it?
SMOOCH
I’ve got a tattoo of this dead pool 🤦🏻♂️😂
I love how extra Wade is. He probably could have found Jeremy's house and threatened him there. But he took the time to break into Mr. Merchant's house, order a pizza, stink up the bathroom, and wait for Jeremy to show up.
Ryan would play a damn good Joker.
"HARD SPOTS"
Yo this is why I love Ryan Reynolds
FFFFFUCK ME
Does it bother anyone else that he shat in a litterbox, but still flushed a toilet?
Pizza guy: Who placed the call?
"I did"
walks out
Peter Parker: …….Pizza time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXlO7Rd3oHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDnKp83IOPA
did wayde regrow his foreskin after becoming deadpool
I love the pizza boys audible cringe when he gets kissed 😂😂 Ryan Reynolds is deadpool 😂
They're Jean's not a chandelier. LMFAO!!!!
Which 1911 is that?
AHH HAA!!! see Deadpool has proven that pineapple belongs on pizza
Tobey Maguire enters: pizza time
The kiss at the end always gets me
Now wait, if he shit in kitty litter why did he flush a toilet
Who here has actually tried olive and pineapple pizza
The poor pizza, it didn’t serve the proper purpose
They’re jeans not a chandelier
Feige's Famous pizza box 2:11.
Ew that pizza
pizza time!
Pizza time
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I LOVE FAT WHITE MEN THEIR BUTT HOLES TASTE LIKE MAYO + PEROGI'S <3 @ 2:28
Puro pinch Rock Revivals cuzzzz
Perfectly cut kisses
I dont get the cat joke..
lucky guy did get a kiss…
“Or did it?”
smooch
Lmao
YOU DON'T PUT PINEAPPLE ON A FUCKING PIZZA!
~ Gordon Ramsay 2017
In the comics he did kill the kid right?
Deadpool or Ryan Reynolds just being fucking Ryan Reynolds
Being kissed by Ryan Reynolds was the high point of that man’s career
I will shoot your fucking CAT!
I still don't get the kitty litter joke?
Why did the toilet flush if he shit in the kitty litter?
He kissed his cheek! Fucking epic
Who’s kitty litter did I just shit in
I will shoot your fucking cat.
I…I don't know what that means I don't have a cat.
Then who's kitty litter did I just shit in……any who.
😂
Textbook psychopath.
Me: Good Night Mom
Mom: Let me give you a good night kiss
Me: no… Mom…. please no….
Mom: 2:29
1:44 god i love it
“I will shoot your fucking cat” That got me good😂
Its ashes not cat litter
I swear if Marvel ever does another Deadpool movie, they better cast Ryan Reynolds.
I mean seriously, with them trying to incorporate X-men with the MCU. They should´ve already started filming another deadpool with Reynolds. Fuck Captain Marvel, i want Deadpool as the posterboy of the next phase.
Sad we cant see Deadpool making fun with Stark.
ryan reynolds IS deadpool like hugh jackman is wolverine
pls all fathers do not let disney ruin this and make it into pg13 disney princess bullshit
pls dear god no
He looks so much like the main character in Cyberpunk 77 from the game cover, before he became Deadpool.
Finally a role Ryan Reynolds glows in. Seems like his genuine demeanor is actually Deadpool.
Jeremy really sells the funny in this scene…because he's so petrified😂😂😂
Imagine deadpool trying to fight joker
I hate white knights
Stab the guy
who cares?
But why did he drop that pizza?
0:18 the pie its a pizza not a pie
1:02 – 1:12 when you getting roasted 24/7 and you thought it was done
Another example, There are No Good Fictional Jeremys…As a Jeremy, I notice these things…The closest one is the little rat from Secret of Nihm, And even still he was a pain in the neck, and also a rat
Did I miss the "Feige's Famous" pizza box easter egg for years?
That came out wrong…
Or did it?
I would eat pizza delivered by that freak.
whoever wrote the scrypt for this scene is beyond genius
Yep! Perfect for the job!
Intimidation Mastery Level 100 .
"i will shoot your fucking cat"
"i-i dont have a cat"
"then whose kitty litter did i just shit in?"
"….."
THIS SCENE LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Did he just kiss the man at the end?
And to think ryan reynolds was chosen to voice an adorable Pikachu.
Then who's kitty litter did I just shit in? Lmao
he killed him with the kiss hhahahhaha
That little kiss in the end killed me, what a great casting
PIZZA TIME
Should I be scared or aroused?
Damn, that is some SHIT pizza 🙈😄
Did you see those knife skills? Damn
"That came out wrong………or did it?"
Buddy you can come out any way you want, honey.
Omfg this is so fuckim funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥👌❤️
Peter parker: pizza time
my favorite anti-hero
“THE FUCK YOU DOING IN MY CRI-“
how many people wanna be pressed up against a wall, choked, and kissed by Ryan Reynolds in this comment section?
“Wade Wilson would be excellent a cinemasins.”
So i believe he shitted in some Ashes ??😭😭😄