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Wade Wilson – pizza boy | Deadpool


And to tell it right I gotta take you
back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex. Look what a help if I
slow it down for you I didn’t order the pizza.
Is this seven three four eight Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? The Mr.
Merchant who didn’t order the fucking pie! Then who placed the call? I did!
Pinapple and Olive? Sweet and salty!
Fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my cri-
Is there burnt crust? God I hope not oh man look if this is about that poker game
I told Howie I told I told him at that… look just uh take a w-want. Thanks! Sir, before
you do anything to him you mind if I get a big tip? It’s Jeremy is it? Wade Wilson
that uhh is a no go on the tipper-ro Jer. I’m not here for him,
I’m here for you. oh yay well dodged a big-time bullet on that one… Not out of
the woods yet, you need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling! they’re jeans not a
chandelier. Yes I’m keeping your wallet you did kind
of give it to me. Okay just look man can I might Sam’s car- I will shoot your fucking
cat! Ey uh I don’t know what that means I don’t have a cat. Then whose
kitty litter did I just shit in? any- who tell me something. What situation
isn’t improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a meghan orflosky getting that
right orflosky Orlovsky? Yeah. Good, cuz she knows you. Jeremy I belong
to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down and little Megan she’s
not made of money but lucky for her, I got a soft spot. I’m- A stalker! Threats
hurt Jer no not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Megan.
Cool? yes, yes sir! Then we’re done! Wait, oh we are? No totally done! you should have seen face! I didn’t know what to do. Was so scared! Soft spot remember?
Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in
the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! That came out wrong…

100 thoughts on “Wade Wilson – pizza boy | Deadpool

  1. He invades the dude's house, pulls a knife on him, then a gun, then pistol whips him with it, but the most savage thing he does is drop that slice of pizza! 😀 😀 😀

  2. That hard spot line would have come off awkward and have no weight to if delivered by literally any other person

    In this case however.. it's fucking terrifying

  3. Fun fact: Ryan Reynolds dropped $10K to wear Bea Arthur's likeness in this scene, and honestly the shirt and jacket combo is on point

  4. 2:13 and 2:14 you can kinda hear the whole filming crew and the actors in the background laughing
    Adding to this, ryan nearly laughed when he said "softspot, remember?"

  5. I love how extra Wade is. He probably could have found Jeremy's house and threatened him there. But he took the time to break into Mr. Merchant's house, order a pizza, stink up the bathroom, and wait for Jeremy to show up.

  6. CHECK OUT A VID ABOUT ONE OF THE REALEST MOB BOSSES IN ALL OF RUSSIA. IF
    YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLEASE SUB TO THE CHANNEL "ACTUAL FACTUAL" FOR FUTURE
    EXCLUSIVE AND EXCITING CONTENT SUCH AS THIS.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1NKmhuGQT4&t=2s

  7. CHECK OUT A VID ABOUT ONE OF THE REALEST MOB BOSSES IN ALL OF RUSSIA. IF
    YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLEASE SUB TO THE CHANNEL "ACTUAL FACTUAL" FOR FUTURE
    EXCLUSIVE AND EXCITING CONTENT SUCH AS THIS.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1NKmhuGQT4&t=2s

  8. I will shoot your fucking cat.
    I…I don't know what that means I don't have a cat.
    Then who's kitty litter did I just shit in……any who.
    😂

  9. I swear if Marvel ever does another Deadpool movie, they better cast Ryan Reynolds.
    I mean seriously, with them trying to incorporate X-men with the MCU. They should´ve already started filming another deadpool with Reynolds. Fuck Captain Marvel, i want Deadpool as the posterboy of the next phase.

  10. ryan reynolds IS deadpool like hugh jackman is wolverine
    pls all fathers do not let disney ruin this and make it into pg13 disney princess bullshit
    pls dear god no

  11. Another example, There are No Good Fictional Jeremys…As a Jeremy, I notice these things…The closest one is the little rat from Secret of Nihm, And even still he was a pain in the neck, and also a rat

  12. "i will shoot your fucking cat"
    "i-i dont have a cat"
    "then whose kitty litter did i just shit in?"
    "….."
    THIS SCENE LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

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