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Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL


>>>YOU KNOW, ALL WEEK LONG
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WAS GOING TO DO ANY CHARACTERS
FROM “CHAPPELLE SHOW” TONIGHT. AT FIRST I WASN’T TO.
AND THEN I SAW THAT EPISODE OF “WALKING DEAD.”
WHERE THEY SMASHED THIS GUY GLEN ON THE HEAD AND KILLED HIM.
I KNOW, IT WAS DEVASTATING. I LOVE THAT SHOW WHEN GLEN WAS
LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
SO I WAS LIKE CRUSHED. SO — IN THAT SPIRIT AND WITH
THAT IN MIND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ WHISTLING ]
>>HA HA HA! I JUST CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS GOING TO DANCE WITH DEATH TONIGHT.
HA HA! WELL.
I GOT AN IDEA. BUBBLE GUM.
BUBBLE GUM. IN A DISH.
HOW MANY PIECES DO YOU WISH?>>BUBBLE GUM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’D LIKE TWO, PLEASE.
MY MOUTH FEELS DRY.>>OH, HE’S A FEISTY ONE.
I LIKE THAT.>>WELL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
MR. NEGAN, IN MY LINE OF WORK WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR KNEES, DON’T
GIVE YOU BUBBLE GUM, THEY GIVE YOU PENIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>SHUT UP!
WELL. A N — NAMED NEGAN.
YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A STEPHANIE. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE — THE
NEGRO LEAGUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING HIM!>>THEM SOME UGLY ASS BOOTS YOU
GOT ON THERE. AS THE WHITE BOYS SAY ON THE
INTERNETS, WHAT ARE THOSE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>DRY, BRITTLE JERRY CURL, DISGRACE.
HA HA HA! LOOK AT THIS PASTY BASTARD.
>>OH GOD, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>GOOD GOD HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.
MAN, THE [ BLEEP ] UP!>>WHAT DO YOU WANT, MONEY?
SEX?>>SEX ISN’T EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I’LL TRY SOME SEX.
>>I HAVE A WIFE!>>WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>I HAVE A WIFE!
>>WHAT?>>I HAVE A WIFE.
>>OKAY! [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, THEN. ALL LIVES MATTER.
ALL OF US RIGHT?>>NO, YOUR BLACK LIVES DON’T.
>>KILL US FOR WHAT?>>WELL, WELL, WELL.
I KNOW THAT SMELL ANYWHERE. FRUSTRATION AND COCOA BUTTER.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US SOME NEGRO MONSTERS.
PUT THAT BACK DOWN, MONKEY.>>MONKEY?
DON’T YOU REALIZE YOU’RE BLACK?>>FROM WHAT I HEAR, THIS HAT
WOULD SAY OTHERWISE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>IT’S UP TO AMERICA NOW, BOY.>>IT SURE IS.
>>WELL, I STAND CORRECTED. SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU STILL
GOT SOME FIGHT IN YOU. THAT’S GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. MAKES IT MORE FUN.
YOU CAN BREATHE. YOU CAN BLINK.
YOU CAN CRY.>>OH!
>>YEAH. A LOT OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE
DOING SOME OF THAT.>>THANKS.
>>OH!>>WOW!
>>THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP! COME HERE, YOU!
>>STRIKE ONE.>>YEAH.
>>STRIKE TWO.>>ARRGH!
>>GOT TO BE FASTER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
MARTY, HELP ME OUT! ♪♪♪
>>NOTE TO SELF. REMIND ME TO TRY CRACK.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WE AS A NATION BEGIN TO HEAL,
THROUGH LAUGHING TOGETHER. FOR EVEN THOUGH OUR COUNTRY
SEEMS IRREVOCABLY SEVERED LIKE A MAN FROM HIS HEAD, LET MY
EXAMPLE PROVE THAT WE SHOULD CONTINUE TO MOVE FORWARD.
LET US SEE OURSELVES IN ONE ANOTHER.
FOR ONLY EVERYTHING CAN CONQUER HATE.
I AM EVERY MAN. I AM EVERY WOMAN.
IT’S ALL IN ME. ANYTHING YOU WANT DONE, BABY, I
DO IT NATURALLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>NOW LET’S BREAK OUT, Y’ALL. I ONLY GOT TWO MONTHS UNTIL THEY
TAKE AWAY MY HEALTH CARE. BODY, IF YOU WILL?
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Walking Dead Chappelle’s Show – SNL

  1. I know I'm late but I saw this before I saw all the seasons of the walking dead. I just binged watched all the seasons and came back to this and could not stop laughing. Dave imitated Negan perfectly.

  2. This reminded we like a long overdue episode of the Chapelle show . Plus I wish Dave was Skinny again,that’s what made his shit even more funny lol

  3. Can't compare SNL cast to Chappelle, or anyone else for that matter. In many people's minds (mine included), he is the greatest comedian of all time.

  4. Fuck man getting old sucks. Remembering the people that aren't there because they have passed… seeing the marks of time on Dave's face and Donnell's… Getting old sucks.

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