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Weekend Update on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Royal Wedding – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>EARLIER TODAY “SUITS” ACTRESS MEGHAN MARKLE MARRIED SOME
UNEMPLOYED DUDE WHO LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA.
A REPORT FOUND 86% OF PEOPLE ARRESTED IN NEW YORK FOR
MARIJUANA POSSESSION ARE BLACK OR LATINO.
WELL, DUH. WE’RE THE ONLY ONES THEY SEARCH.
THAT’S LIKE SAYING THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE STDs ARE THE
PEOPLE THAT TAKE TESTS FOR STDs. WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO
CARRY DRUGS. IF COPS SEARCHED WHITE DUDES IN
CARGO SHORTS PRISON WOULD LOOK LIKE A DAVE MATTHEWS CONCERT.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT NEEDING DIVERSITY IN
HOLLYWOOD. DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE NEED
DIVERSITY? JAIL.
FORGET OSCARS ARE TOO WHITE. PRISONS ARE TOO BLACK, COLIN.
>>>A NEW REPORT SELECTED THE FITTEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY TO
BE ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA, WHILE THE LEAST FIT CITY WAS ONCE
AGAIN MAN BOOBS, LOUISIANA.>>>AMERICAN AIRLINES REVISED
THE GUIDELINES TO BAN PASSENGERS FROM BRINGING GOATS AND
HEDGEHOGS ON BOARD AS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS.
MEANWHILE AT SPIRIT AIRLINES IT’S STILL A FULL-ON NOAH’S ARK.
>>>A NONPROFIT GROUP ANNOUNCED PLANS TO CREATE A LIBRARY ON THE
MOON. COOL, SAID KIDS IN CHICAGO.
>>>POLICE IN PHILADELPHIA SAY A 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL DISCOVERED A BAG
OF COCAINE IN ANOTHER STUDENT’S BACKPACK.
THE STUDENT WAS BRINGING THE COCAINE IN FOR SHOW AND TELL —
TELL, TELL!>>THAT’S A NICE ONE.
>>THAT’S SWEET.>>KIDS WANT COCAINE.
>>REALLY SWEET.>>THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE OF
THE SEASON. THERE WERE A LOT OF JOKES WE
TRIED AND SOME WERE DEEMED TOO OFFENSIVE TO DO ON AIR.
>>WE DECIDED SINCE IT IS THE END OF THE YEAR WE ARE GOING TO
DO SOME ANYWAY. HOW ABOUT THAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA
AGREED THIS WEEK TO ALLOW GIRLS INTO THEIR ORGANIZATION BECAUSE
SOMEBODY’S GOT TO SEW THOSE BADGES ON.
NOW, AGAIN THESE JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE.
THAT’S WHY WE WON’T TELL THEM ON AIR.
>>THESE ARE ONES WE WON’T BE TELLING.
>>A RESTAURANT IN TEXAS HAS CREATED A CONTROVERSY BY PUTTING
PICTURES OF BRUCE JENNER ON THE MEN’S ROOM DOOR AND
CAITLYN JENNER ON THE WOMEN’S ROOM DOOR.
WORSE, THEY CALLED THE HANDICAP DOOR ROB.
>>YOU CAN’T DO THAT JOKE. YOU CAN’T.
YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON TV.>>>PENNSYLVANIA POLICE
ARRESTED A ONE-ARMED WOMAN WHO WAS TRYING TO ROB A BANK.
POLICE SAY THE HARDEST PART WAS FIGURING OUT HOW TO HANDCUFF
HER. NOW THAT’S — THAT’S JUST YOU
CAN’T SAY THAT.>>PORNHUB — THIS IS VERY
EXCITING. PORNHUB HAS RELEASED THEIR
PARODY OF THE MUSICAL “HAMILTON.”
IN THE PORN VERSION “HAMILTON” ABSOLUTELY THROWS AWAY HIS SHOT.
>>NEW YORK DAILY NEWS PUBLISHED AN EDITORIAL CALLING FOR NEW
YORK TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA SAYING THE CURRENT LAWS
PRIMARILY HURT PEOPLE OF COLOR, BUT SINCE IT IS THE DAILY NEWS
THE HEADLINE READ, “POT CIGS CATCH NIGS.”
NOPE.>>WENT BETTER THAN WHEN I DID
IT.>>>THE PLASTIC SURGERY OBSESSED
WOMAN KNOWN AS CAT WOMAN HAS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.
DON’T WORRY. FROM THE LOOKS OF HER, THIS IS
ONE CAT WHO ALWAYS LANDS ON HER FACE.
WITH WEEKEND UPDATE I’M COLIN JOST.
>>I’M MICHAEL CHE.

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Royal Wedding – SNL

  1. I hate having to be forced to see adds before the clip! With other downloads you are given the choice to skip the add!

  2. Okay, the one-armed woman & Rob Kardashian jokes were funny but that's it. I don't like how giddy Americans (and others) get about offending people.

  3. Oh, the irony….
    SNL lost me as a viewer several years ago because the skits are nothing but one-sided political attacks. I decided to give it a watch Sat night to see if they might do any skits on the Royal Family. I should've known better…. They've held back on a few things because they might be offensive to the audience…. You were worried about the Girl Scout joke but you see nothing wrong with the garbage you constantly spew on President Trump?!ยก!? Screw you SNL.

  4. This is not an update about the wedding. A one-liner is not an update. And she's no longer 'Suits actress'. I'm sure you guys are all too aware of contracts, and how they end.

  5. I have been a liberal my entire life but im so tired of all the 'white people are evil' bs I see everywhere I turn. I have never done a thing to anyonqng even for me is getting ridiculous.

  6. The offensive jokes at the end had me crying. Especially the "We can't say that one on air", and "Went better than I did it", comments

  7. Ah how nice Caitlyn and bruce Jenner restroom stalls, I guess you can choose which one you feel like that day

  8. Funniest joke by Michael Che ' Megan Merkal married unemployed dude who still lives with his grandma'…How true..

  9. Someone make the calculation: How many dudes should actually be searched if police frisked an according amount of white dudes (that equals the amount of black and latino dudes frisked as a percentage of the total black and latino population) -ish

  10. I love it, prefacing it with "we realize this is extremely offensive" makes me feel more okay about laughing at it.

  11. I've been waiting for like 18 seasons for y'all to say some offensive jokes. Everything's been tame as hell since Norm got fired.

  12. An episode that's not completely left or about trump! Love these guys even though the writers always got them on that political agenda.

  13. What was the appearance by Aidy at the end about? I didn't see her during WU, but it looked like there was an edit. Did she do a segment that's no longer online?

  14. Not an Unemployed dude๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ lord help us all…..they are hilarious

  15. How about blacks quit committing so many crimes, such as 52% of murders over the past 30 years? FBI Unified Crime Reporting Extended Table 6 and Table 43. Blacks just commit more crimes.

  16. Do more "offensive" jokes! These were actually funny than any youve done for this segment. Pc culture has dampened comedy

  17. Serious question: why is boy scouts accepting girls but girl scouts not accepting boys? Also, what is the purpose of having girls on the boy scouts if there is already a girl scouts?

  18. Arlington used to be the fittest, till Water Filtration plants allegedly change the tap water a few years ago?

  19. Exactly jobless, living at home lmao!!!!!! She's the best thing ever happened to his so-called "royal" ass๐Ÿคฃ

  20. Shame that comedy has to be signposted and sanitised on a programme specifically meant to be provocative, in a country whose founding principles are freedom of expression. It's my right to be offended!

  21. I live in Arlington VA!!!! It's so great to see my home featured on SNL!!! IDK about us being the fittest place… But we do have great schools!

  22. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Aidy playing that racist white chic (idiot) who called the police on Black people bbqing at the end of sketch… hilarious! (BBQ Becky)

  23. What a blessing we were still able to hear a few uncensored jokes, what a good (not to be taken offensive) laugh! Thank you!

  24. I lie the disapproving sjw bitch at thee end of this skit.

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  25. Seriously though, statistics show that blacks are four times more likely to get searched, twice as likely to get convicted, and get jail terms at least 50% longer upon convictionย than whites for drug offenses, despite the fact that drug use is reported to be just as common, proportionally, among whites as it is among blacks.

  26. I they are so Rights… But white women get picked on a lot too…… If you're overweight.. If you're not a white male… Yeah almost good in this world are you don't have the intelligence to be a science wiz….
    .and so steal…..to volatile But then again… who cares!!!!

  27. Michael: โ€œcoolโ€ said kids in Chicago
    Me: What about Brick from The Middle

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  29. no dingus, it's the black and latino youth culture that is getting them into so much trouble…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLE8ShlQkM

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