Laughter is the Best Medicine
You want a dollar for the toaster? I can get it brand new at Walmart for 99 cents. I'll give you 50 cents if you can deliver it.
This dude is gold.
We had a garage sale and this guy drives up and looks around then asks me what the tree in the front yard is named, I said its a maple tree. He said "NO, what do you call it?" I said maple tree. He gets mad and said "NO, whats its name?" I look at him and said "I've never named it but if he would like to give it a name, go ahead." He says "Why the F^%$" would I want to name your tree?" He gets in his car, spins out and throws gravel all over the drive-way. Never had another garage sale.
Bargains not brains
au contraire: I say exactly what I feel to the zombies.
I used to sell nice brand new design t shirts for $5 ( i pay average 1-3 )! I had a swap meet spot and had this lady low ball me a quarter ( .25) i was like wtf. No way in hell ! Plus i had to pay for my location too!
His albums are great, too.
I had one yard sale… I CAN'T with peope. I just ended up giving away everything for free. 😂 1 hour after it started, I just flipped my signs and wrote FREE STUFF!!!
This guy has to be related to my husband. 🤣
How ‘bout I beat you in the face with it for free😝🤣😝
Lol, so true dude!
The real reason I don't have garage sales anymore. LOL
So true!! 🤣
A deck of playing cards with 7 cards missing but it's a nickel so that's a deal.
Shoutout to Josh Sneed, funny guy.
This guys hilarious. I kinda think he needs his own sho.
Best promo bit at the end so far.
I highly recommend renting his special. SOOO funny!
What am I gonna do with this ? Make toast😂
This dude is fed up with stupid just like me and using the stage to vent! Yes
i've had both an oster and a sunbeam 😂
Lorraine from madtv.
I think Josh is hilarious ….. Funny stuff Josh thanks for the laughs
What are they gonna do if you say what you want? Not come back to the store again??! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel him! They do that to me to!
I love going to yard sales
What am I gonna do with this? Make toast 😂😂
Man, this channel is great! So many good comics
Give this man his sitcom immediately..
One time I participated in a garage sale. I was too afraid to have it my own home. I packaged some clean folded baby items in ziplocks so you could see… some ladies had to open each one, unfold every item and hold it up to comment, “oh look at this! How cute!”…. and then didn’t want anything cause they didn’t have kids. The bag of clothes was like a full package (10-15 outfits) of a specific size…. for like $5. Really?And then there was the person that wanted to know about the computer in the back shelf. My friend responded it was her husband’s computer; not part of the sale. “Is he selling it? LOL! She actually asked him! It was older and needed a part. But turns out they had a similar computer and needed that model’s battery… but if they could take it to the computer store, maybe they could part it out so they could get what they wanted and only pay for that! Her husband was a lawyer and had files on it from work. Um. No. They didn’t stop trying.
Uhmmmm…I kinda loved this.
I would have countered with "now it's $2 firm" and would have won either way.
Got any antiques?!! … I’m 35 I don’t know why you thought there would be cheep treasures.
Is the walking dead out there… people that negotiate for $5 item or $2 it ten spend $10 on a beer.
Let's not forget all the people that will see a dollar and offer "can I just take it for free?"
There is a reason I call them Garbage sales….
Most of the hardcore garage sale gowers are junk collectors and get high on thinking they got a great deal if they haggled you down on ANYTHING. Purely so they can add to their junk pile at home.
It’s scary how accurate and real this is.
The bit about the haggler was exactly like my stepdad
Feed and seed
This is so good.
"…oh no screw this guy honey!!" 👍😁😂😁👍
Isn't it funny – how you can instantly 'fit-your-own' neighbour's face to the guy haggling over the toaster?
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