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WE’LL DO IT LIVE! [] Funny Friday Videos #39


[And five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube! Once again today is Friday. You know what THAT means: another exciting installment
of the Funny Friday Videos… OK, I don’t know what that is — I’ve never seen that before.
[No, yeah, it’s…] No, there’s no words there! Bits of Real Panther…
like the YouTube Channel?
[Yeah.] OK OK just go! Go! [Five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world. Once again today is Friday… [Five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world. Once again today is Friday and you know what that means:
another exciting installment of the Funny Friday Videos! My name is Shawn, also known…
No, we’re not gonna make it. I’ll do live!
[Maybe if we…] I’ll do it live!!!!
I’ll write it and we’ll do it live!!! [And five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world! Once again today is Friday. My name is Shawn, also known as Bits of Real Panther, and I would like to welcome you to another exciting installment of the Funny Friday Videos! Here’s a little sample platter of what we’ve got
coming your direction; so strap yourself in,
friend, you are in for a bumpy ride. Soaking flowers and water into which Viagra has
been dissolved will cause those flowers to stand erect much longer than they would otherwise. I don’t know about you,
but I find that a little “hard” to believe.
You see what I did there? Now we find ourselves in a little segment
of the program I like to call the Friday Feline. Today’s beverage of choice goes out
to my girl Diana Falzone. You’re welcome for that. Anyway today in her gloriousness,
I’m gonna be drinking a UV cake vodka —
that’s right: cake of vodka and it actually smells very much like cake. (I would be really surprised if it actually tastes like it.) Anyway, Diana Falzone, this one is for you. It tastes a lot more like rubbing alcohol than my cake, but hey, what are you gonna do? Today’s esteemed “Winner of the WeAk”
trophy goes out to a North Carolina man
who tried to force a woman into his vehicle. She broke free, he gave chase,
pursuing her into a karate studio. The instructor there asked the man to leave. He refused, at which point the instructor
“took care of business.” The man was held there until police arrived. Anyway, that is today’s Winner of a WeAk. And speaking of things to turn you on,
last I have for you a little joke. When I give you the punchline of that joke, please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5, and then post that joke rating
in the comments section below. OK there, Anne Heche, are you ready for the joke? Today I scared at the postman
by going to the door completely naked. I’m not sure which is scared of more:
the fact that I was completely naked or the fact that I knew where he lived! Please rate that joke below and
have yourself a fantastic Friday indeed, friend.

65 thoughts on “WE’LL DO IT LIVE! [] Funny Friday Videos #39

  1. The joke upfront came a little early we thought it was the main one LOL.
    Cake Vodka – No, Dumbass – Yes, Joke- Yes, 5 – Cheers again from Australia

  2. Wow I was just thinking I haven't visit for channel in a while then this video pops up. Happy New YEAR
    Lol wow technically difficulty in the beginningπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. Great video thanks brother. The aggravation is real drink up bud. That would be pretty interesting if she new where he lived. 4 I think it's worth that. Keep up the great work see you in the next video thanks again brother

  4. TGIF LMBO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this totally made my day erect flower hard to believe πŸ€ͺ GREAT VIDEO FRIEND joke 4.5

  5. Yes, this is just hilarious. Love the beginning, you definitely need to do it live, that would be awesome😘
    I heard of everlasting roses, now how do they do thatπŸ€”
    Hmm… that cake vodka sounds interesting,πŸ§πŸŽ‚, I wonder who chose that.
    That joke had me laughing, till I had to pee. 🀣 πŸ™Œ5
    Because that kinda sounds like something I would do lol 😘
    Glad to see you're back in action and of course always looking goodπŸ˜πŸ§”β€

  6. MARIO is so DISTRACTING !!!!! ……. Our mailmen are all GIRLS … I just realized that …. They're treated by the male residences like they're sex goddesses although they're actually so-so.

  7. Lol Shawn, you haven’t lost it. or maybe you have and that’s why you do these so well. Hmmm, I’ll have to think about that. 10 all the way ! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  8. Hummmm. Well Shawn. I give it a 3 . 😐 sorry. Really I think it was the cake vodka. BTW I opened up with my band for cake a long time ago. It was fun

  9. I'll give the joke of the day a 5… i'll give it a 6 if you showed up nekkid at Speedy McFeely's house. As for the Viagra joke, I found it a bit hard to swallow.

  10. Well I guess Viagra works lol. Maybe the winner of the week was on it even. We'll give it 3 small packages out of 5

  11. i think was saw bits of angry panther in the beginning lol , πŸ˜†,.,.,.i bet that Calzone smells and tastes like cake too!,.,,..too bad for the criminal that the woman didn't run into a donut shop, then he would have gotten free donuts instead of an ass beating, lol,,,.,.,.i give the J of the day a 4.9 just because it's great seeing a new Friday funny upload again!

  12. Hey buddy, I know I’ve seen that crazy out burst from a news commentator just can’t think of his name..5 on that joke made me laugh..keep those Friday vids coming!!

  13. Sort of reminds me of my filming with Captain Witchfingers, haha swept the leg that'll teach him.
    That was a good twist ending in the joke, I'll give it a high 5 woooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Have a warm weekend Shawn

  14. Panther is pink around 1:28 hehe! Funny how there's a Darth Vader 'mask' over your head, but not actually on your head, around 1:48 haha! I saw that 'hard to believe' coming before 2:06! :-p Was there a reason why the panther head's eyes became red (I went back, when I noticed they were red quite 'late' in the video, and saw they appeared to be yellow earlier haha!)? Was that to go with Diana's red dress or something?! Hehe! :-p Joke gets a 5!

  15. Happy Friday and a Happy New Year to you! a great re-enactment of Bill O'Reilly's famous outburst! an interesting fun fact! 1 mg of the drug in a solution was enough to prevent a vase of cut flowers from wilting for as much as a week longer than might be expected. 5 for that joke it made me chuckle! the punch line wasn't what I expected πŸ˜€ Have an awesome weekend, Shawn my friend!

  16. The Postman joke was a 5! ….good one, bro!…..I was a mailman for a year and a half…I got no nekkid people…just a dog bite…..and no money for that…"first bite is free in NY" is what they told me lol….the dog had never bitten anybody before…..the other guys got $35,000….but, that was years earlier……..anyway!…….Have a super groovy weekend, homeslice! :))

  17. Hey, calm down, buddy!! LOL!! You really made me laugh with the silent expletives. Your sound effects and sexual comments loosened my bowels, Shawn. Diana Falzone….drool…. The amount of work you put into these videos is mind boggling. The joke's a 5!

  18. Thank you.!! The Papster got some real laughter from bits of real Panther… You are rock'n it brother.!! …You know Shawn my first 4 years on the tube I did nothing but post vids for my family and friends on facebook. No Utube interaction except as a tool to make videos. That time brought me 500 subs with only a handful of comments. When last year I started watching other tubers and commenting, subing, and interacting. My channel doubled in one year and now growth is there with some time and interaction. I do not have much time because I work and take care of my wife who is not well. My DIY vids are the ones that keep on giving… For your format the constant posting and interaction is taking you up much faster. Yes editing is the biggest pain and I would like to streamline that a bit… Keep on Joking brother, you got this.!!

  19. Lol, temper tantrums.. 😬😠You need some MAdvil (generic for Advil) 🀣🀣 Sexy feline Diana, im Fal'n and can't get up.. Cheers! 🍻 Ha ha Viagra hacks.. flowers in heat 😲🀣⚘ Dumbass weiner of the week, lol ..Sensei sweeped the leg on that one. 5 on the joke! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜… Have a Fun Friday weekend Shawn!

  20. Lets go!! The Friday Funny….Phat live takes…Phat rage…Flower erection lol….Falzone!! F### it just call her after 10 of those vodkas!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Phat Karate beatdown

  21. Dude this videos is awesome as always. Loved the intro. Very funny indeed! Didn't get the joke in the first attempt. But, once I got it, 5/5!!! Have a fun weekend! πŸ™‚

  22. ha ha ha ha l.o.l have to give that joke a 5 + just cause hey that drink looked like Catnip Whiskey Stimpyfied
    ha ha watch out if the cats see it they will be on you like glue l.o.l awesome marvelous Friday video fun good
    to see you i will be offline a bit i am going in the hospital on Monday for surgery they are Amputating my big toe
    i have a infection in the foot that now is in the bone ' not good ' see ya when i am back happy weekend Shawn

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  23. Wow, who knew Viagra could help flowers stay up! Brilliant idea for that woman to run into the karate studio! 5/5 for today's joke sir, and you have an awesome weekend! πŸ˜ƒ

  24. Okay, now I think I should buy Viagra 🀣 That's cool!

    Joke:
    I didn't get it 😡 sorry, I still think about it, but I didn't get it 😭
    But my favorite joke is your "tinder-joke" 🀣🀣🀣

  25. cake vodka….*gukps* if ben and jerry's ever makes booze I'm pretty sure what the next go to shot for girls will be! Fancy edits BORP. As for the joke, welp 7, only said it cuz I'm jelly I didn't think of it! XD

  26. Not a huge fan of the cake vodka.. πŸŽ‚ our friend gave us a bottle of it that had a light at the bottom so when you turned it on it glowed pink. Looked cool but tasted like sucking on a vanilla sugar cough drop πŸ₯΄ but cheers to you for trying it lol. Always a big fan of your Friday funnies. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ» cheers and have an awesome weekend Shawn!! πŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ––πŸ»

  27. Thanks for sharing. You ever thought of Anger Management classes? lol Full View and Like. Hope you're having a good evening..

  28. Hard to believe lol Cake vodka? Wow, they've thought of everything. I know Anne Heche 😎. This week's joke gets a solid 4. Have a great week brother!

  29. I think that work colleague of yours should get fired for making you angry. The only person who should be making Shawn angry is Shawn. I think you and Diana Falzone should do a video together. I don't have her number unfortunately so won't be able to arrange this for you but perhaps you do. Cake vodka sounds absolutely delicious and it is much more slimming than most desserts. I give the joke a 3/5 because I would have given a higher rating but I am guessing you shared living arrangements with the postman so he was in on the joke from the beginning πŸ™‚

  30. LOL LOL That was funny in the beginning and when you yelled…..good acting! I'm not familiar with "Diana", but she's pretty and Hot!! Good choice Shawn!! Good fun fact and Graphics as always…..LIKE As for the Joke LOL LOL Have a great day Shawn!! : ) : D

  31. Man you are doing so well. Great as always and always funny . Man I wouldn't want you to be angry with me lol . OMG Cake vodka . Interesting #5 lol

  32. just love your editing you are great at it πŸ™‚ hehe πŸ™‚ so funny πŸ™‚ laughed all the way :)yuk a drink must taste like a drink πŸ™‚ you know falzone is similiar to a maltese surname falzon sounds the same yes i give you 5 for the joke hehe :)have a great friday

  33. hard to believe..hehe didnt know that fact..lol wow shes hott!! sounds like a cool drink for sure!! yep dumb ass for sureeee!!! hmmm..give the joke a 4..:-) have a sweet wen my friend!!

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