[And five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube! Once again today is Friday. You know what THAT means: another exciting installment
of the Funny Friday Videos… OK, I don’t know what that is — I’ve never seen that before.
[No, yeah, it’s…] No, there’s no words there! Bits of Real Panther…
like the YouTube Channel?
[Yeah.] OK OK just go! Go! [Five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world. Once again today is Friday… [Five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world. Once again today is Friday and you know what that means:
another exciting installment of the Funny Friday Videos! My name is Shawn, also known…
No, we’re not gonna make it. I’ll do live!
[Maybe if we…] I’ll do it live!!!!
I’ll write it and we’ll do it live!!! [And five… four… three…] Hello, YouTube world! Once again today is Friday. My name is Shawn, also known as Bits of Real Panther, and I would like to welcome you to another exciting installment of the Funny Friday Videos! Here’s a little sample platter of what we’ve got
coming your direction; so strap yourself in,
friend, you are in for a bumpy ride. Soaking flowers and water into which Viagra has
been dissolved will cause those flowers to stand erect much longer than they would otherwise. I don’t know about you,
but I find that a little “hard” to believe.
You see what I did there? Now we find ourselves in a little segment
of the program I like to call the Friday Feline. Today’s beverage of choice goes out
to my girl Diana Falzone. You’re welcome for that. Anyway today in her gloriousness,
I’m gonna be drinking a UV cake vodka —
that’s right: cake of vodka and it actually smells very much like cake. (I would be really surprised if it actually tastes like it.) Anyway, Diana Falzone, this one is for you. It tastes a lot more like rubbing alcohol than my cake, but hey, what are you gonna do? Today’s esteemed “Winner of the WeAk”
trophy goes out to a North Carolina man
who tried to force a woman into his vehicle. She broke free, he gave chase,
pursuing her into a karate studio. The instructor there asked the man to leave. He refused, at which point the instructor
“took care of business.” The man was held there until police arrived. Anyway, that is today’s Winner of a WeAk. And speaking of things to turn you on,
last I have for you a little joke. When I give you the punchline of that joke, please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5, and then post that joke rating
in the comments section below. OK there, Anne Heche, are you ready for the joke? Today I scared at the postman
by going to the door completely naked. I’m not sure which is scared of more:
the fact that I was completely naked or the fact that I knew where he lived! Please rate that joke below and
have yourself a fantastic Friday indeed, friend.