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Whodunnit!? | Crime Scene Investigation Challenge!! ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ


B: What’s up you guys? We’re Team Edge and this is the crime scene investigation challenge. J: Somebody has kidnapped our editor Cory (nuuu Cory!!) We don’t know where he is M: We got to follow all the clues (Blue’s Clues?) (whispy whispy) To get our editor back! J: Maybe it’ll be fun. M: Yeah! It could be a swell afternoon. J: Come on through *Bryan grunts* J: Alright ladies and gentlemen- B: there’s no ladies (I am a lady Bryan) J: Yeah set me right there.*chuckles* M: Hold my coat J: So looks like we got a little crime scene here. Cory has been kidnapped. We got a Bottle of pills here. Maybe it’s like a– B: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, no, wait, Joey We have a diary entry here. (reading from screen) “I edited a whole two videos today. I think I broke my record” M: Wait, your employees write diaries? J: Yeah, we have ’em write everything down. B: “When I walked in this morning, It seemed like everyone was giving me the- giving me unusual glances.” J: Do you want me to read this? *laughter* (Bryan can’t read at all) M: He’s got glasses on! B: NO! I need to be in character! J: Unusual glasses. M: Where’d you get these glasses? M: Oh. I was gonna smash them. *chuckles* (lemme smash) M: I don’t know what I can smash and what I can’t smash! What kind of Detective doesn’t smash things?! (All of them) B: “it’s probably nothing since my coworkers are my closest friends.” “Okay, I need to write this down quickly. I walked into the room this morning- J: *correcting* I walked into WORK this morning! Let me read this B: NO, I got it! M: This is the worst detective *laughter* B: “-And someone was following me. I don’t think I’m being crazy. I feel like I’m in danger. [Gibberish]” M: Bryan, that clearly says (cor jerkatar…or something like that). J: Oh, that means he was kidnapped mid-sentence! M: wait, wait! J: Actually, it’s man napped… That’s accurate okay. There’s a clock here hold on. The clock is stopped at 9:44. Quick question Does this hat make me look Amish? (Yes) Uhhh. Your beard makes you look Amish gentles over a lot. Oh, I miss you, too 944 wow, this is such a small notepad. Alright, looks like we got a bottle of pills here. I got the bag No no no! Use gloves. Challenge you to a duel on his face. On his face What kind of post this says hypoglycemia pills that’s not a joke it’s actually an Advil Wait why’d you touch the touched the pills. ALLERGIC REACTION! (OH GAWD) Whose jacket is this?(It’s yours) You just threw that on the ground. Oh yeah right. I thought maybe he lost it in the struggle This is leading us somewhere Oh looks like it’s going to your door Bryan (Matthias munches on something.) M:I’m gonna be shook if there is no snacks in here. J: Ok hold on a second, hold on a second we got some rope! Suspicious-looking rope and the end of this rope has been cut by it looks like a knife. No, it looks like a turd (*insert fart noise*) Turd that looks like a turd. A what? A third. A third of what? [laughing] Alright, ladies and gentlemen. I had one of my assistants just to clarify. That wasn’t me I’m not your assistant. It looks like we got a nice juicy. Oily. Saucy fingerprint here.(nice adjectives) Don’t bump the table It’s a very delicate process. I gotta reach stop. Stop. Wait for the fingerprint. Oh, I knew that was coming. Oh All right, I get this really put way too much They’re not. It’s the boss. They’re not all the same Who’s the boss? I’m the boss He says there’s multiple fingerprints How does he know see you later? What you guys didn’t know is that one fingerprint took 30 minutes to pull what if it’s one of us I thought I was saying what if it’s a Joey trying to lead us a stray. What if it’s you You’re big you can’t true you big guy here are these are all examples are silly guys Hey, this is crucial right here. I don’t think so. No, it’s crucial (these is crucials) It’s 100 percent crucial. That’s embarrassing. I said the “roop” is. Roop? (laughter) (whats a roop?) the rupe is crupe hypoglycemia pills who’s got hypoglycemia, both of us That’s true. What are you saying? I don’t trust these guys This guy’s this finger is lacking sugar. Hypoglycemia is not lacking sugar. It’s just lacking blood sugar moron Sugar’s gone into the cells. Are you still talking? Look at the swirls? It’s at a 70 degree rotation Yeah, you’re just BSing. Wait, we didn’t write who’s is who’s. We didn’t mine was the man 100% percent. This is J- Fred. We already we already matched it bro. what are you talking about? Embarrassing? Oh wait, this is Bryan’s You just said it was 100% mine. Someone keeps un-buckling my things dude Wait wait wait. Bryan and Joey your fingerprints are on there so are mine this isn’t mine Really? Yes, that’s us. This seems to be my email account up. That’s kind of cool Wait Boney, jerk turkey soup boy from J-Fred. Wait wait wait. Time stamp.This is the first go to the first one We’d go to the later one DK (Donkey Kong?) edge, do you have any available time to talk about job position today? Wait a minute. What time is that? It’s a 9:00 a.m That’s suspicious. You know, why because we have a new opening for an editor now Cuz our last editor has been napped Wow, it’s 30 megabytes Can’t even play a 30 megabyte file literally haven’t had this problem in a decade that guys and a decade. look at this look at this Hey, we got the file open. What’s happening? DK is yelling at you. How come you’re not Bobby comes up Bobby’s angry I was Gillian Natalie and she’s why would you yell at Natalie like that Bob? I’ve never seen laughing or smiling Why is Bobby smirking? I think she just insta cried. Oh He just hid something I told you it wasn’t me. No, he didn’t hide him. He just planted him. Yeah That what that’s what I meant, Bobby Purposely tried to create a diversion so she wouldn’t see him plant those plays there But wait a minute. Go back look at Bobby’s run. (looks kinda like J-Fred’s prance) That is twinkle toes grinch status right there since I’m the DA District Attorney, yes. Did he shrink? Yeah, that’s right. You answer to me now. I just got promoted over the phone Got a crew for this General Mills. I’m gonna question you back at the Place and you I’m gonna question and Bobby in the video the guy with the prances. Yeah, who’s prance? prance e Dancy I’m fine with doing that because I Know that I didn’t do it Matt says off screen. Ewwwww You spat like a mile. Really? Oh man, I might have to deal with like and I Don’t like this. You’re really not gonna like it in a second Bro your breath breath stinks like cheese No, like feet I bet it’s like cheese like Joey’s do you want some like Joey’s Hobbit feet? You look cold Why you crying? That looks super guilty. That’s really bad news. Do you know who’s on the other side of that glass? I forgot to close the freezer door now my ice creams gonna melt I’d cry. I know it was hockey dice chocolate I would care about that. What were you talking about? with DK (DONKEY KONG) Huh? I’d like some cheese first Yeah We’re not where were you My cheese, what were you talking about with dk huh? And I ain’t talking about Donkey Kong.(DaRN It) I want my cheese first in my hands No If you don’t answer me in three seconds, it’s gonna get the boot Where’s DK? Yes? Did you see? Who done it? No, did you do it? No, why didn’t you know caught you in a web of lies? i just want some cheese! (mood) Why was there rope in your room, I don’t know You know the suck some cheese Where were you when it happened? What happened? You were there with me see Cory was taken. Yes, if I was with you when he was taken. That means you took him I gotta solve another crime now who made this guy stupid. Do you actually know? No Do you actually know nothing? Correct. I know that I fit which side you suck on I don’t want that say I bit down off don’t believe you I don’t anyway Net Hey, hey, hey you take a seat How can I help you? Brother? Listen, if you play your cards right unlike the last guy? I’ll give you a little cheese. I don’t want cheese. I just had three sticks fine Look at me. I’m playing my cards, right? I Appreciate that. I want my phone call too bad. You can’t reach it, huh? I have the right to have one phone call you do but I have the right to beat you Who think that the case Staring when the lights are off like you should be in a sane asylum good Hello Joey’s mom. He’s in jail for what? I don’t know yet There are pills on the ground with hypoglycemia just watch that video Bobby planted those pills I Forgot how do you know Bobby? Is good to believe that your cousin since he’s Japanese and you’re not it’s Japanese-y to believe (J-Jokes) I Was intense it was impressive scare, you know What if I do it two more times? Listen, can you just answer a question straight? I don’t know. Let’s see you do it two more times Hmm not impressed. Does hypoglycemia also lead to forgetfulness. Yes. Oh well then get out Okay, Bobby, I got some questions for you alright was Are you talking to a kid? Mama what she wants mama mama? dropped you off with me because We can’t afford a babysitter because no one’s answering question I get paid by how many people I booked if you don’t answer my questions, I’m gonna book you anyways Cuz I need to get paid so I can afford a sitter Say why say did say you plant Bobby why did you plant that evidence actually, let me let me ask you this before you answer that Why’d you skip away? boss Why’d you plant the evidence cut work cut my phone call to go Go have a phone call. I can use get to sushi brudos ready for me. I’m coming in about 20 minutes Don’t put don’t go sauce. Don’t hang don’t put a knife in there really don’t include enough I hung up They’re gonna forget your eel sauce Who forced you to plant the evidence? Someone just answer question, holy I was told to plant those evidence by who Hey, I don’t know if I can say that my whole family much you wanted. All right, come here. Oh Wait, this is My interview mr. Doe down So what were you the night of the crime? I ask the questions, you know – you’re not in the interviewing suit, you know where I got this where this is the table leg (the table breaks) Whoops boy, I guess I’ll get my phone call Answer the question. I’m not gonna tell you who did it bike until your coreos. Tell me. Korie’s up on the loft So you did it I didn’t do it but course if you don’t tell me who did it. I’m gonna assume you Did it circumstantial evidence double jeopardy? The law I’ll Texas and she wrote I’ll take the El I’ll take the El on this one, but Cory’s up in the loft I’m gonna take the El right now (smacky smacky) Hi Skye, whoa. Whoa Cory Oh Looky it looks like he’s been hiding out just hanging out here taking an extended lunch break. I don’t think he’s been hiding out Oh, there it is Yours keep it up he’s unseasonable pale someone help them you all good You do it Wow, that’s all it took Cory ready peel. Oh You got his hair? Yes, there here’s what’s up. I’m arresting. Oh Hey Cory, you can go back to work handcuff yourself. Now is this we’re going to trial buddy in the next episode? (I tried on these captions…) (please sub to them) (i’ve never made captions before..this was really fun so…I hope you enjoyed! PEACE!)

100 thoughts on “Whodunnit!? | Crime Scene Investigation Challenge!! ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  1. Off topic but like can we talk abt how much Bryanโ€™s trench coat looks like Casโ€™ (character in supernatural)

  2. so im a dummy i accidentally turned on Captions without noticing and i was like "wow they actually put captions for this whole video " lol captions do make it funnier tho

  3. Did anyone notice that Bobby's shirt symbol in the Black and White room was the same as the one on the telephone

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  5. What was the reason for bringing in JFred and Bryan. The fingerprints were on the ipad but that doesnt prove anything…….. I love these guys

  6. 7:04
    Bryan- Wearing a trench coat
    Matthais- "you look cold?"
    Gives Bryan his coat.
    Bryan-`chuckles`
    Me-Good man Matthais,good man.

  7. Omgosh I haven't laughed this hard in so long. This is my absolute favorite video so far. The inability to read, the suspenders, the rope oh man….Thank You!

  8. Brian – look at the swirls in at a 70 degree rotation
    J-Fred – yeah your just B S – ing
    I THOUGHT HE SAID THE B S WORD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Detective M. I am famous. THE EDITOR STILL EDITITED THE VIDEO SO HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE CREW BECAUSE HE WANTED HIS PAY AND THEY REFUSED! Case closed.

  10. Ah hahhahahahah the table fell and he had the tale luge hahahahhahahha so funny man love Fortnite videos๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. 2:07
    Guy:OI PUT GLOVES
    J-Fred:Oh crap
    Guy:*throws golves in face*
    Me:*falls off of bed onto my cat laughing hard* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  12. Matt: โ€œYou know where I got this?โ€

    Bobby: โ€œWhere.โ€

    Matt: โ€œThis is the table leg.โ€

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 11:58

  13. as soon as the video started there was a police car going past with their sirens on and I thought it was the video.

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