Before, I had long hair and I played the guitar, which is like the uniform of stoners. And I know you won’t believe me ‘coz I look like
I am stoned all the time. ‘Coz I have this weird like… Eyes. Yeah. But I am not stoned. I don’t smoke up.
But nobody believes me. So I had long hair and all and after shows
the best thing about stoners is that they never outright call it weed, right? It is always understood. What we talkin’ about. Hmmm? So after shows I used to chill and people come up to me. And they are like, ‘Good show, man.’
I’m like, ‘Thanks’. Wanna… Wanna what? You wanna? Make out with you aggressively? Oh no, bro. You wanna? Weed. I don’t smoke. Oh, why you misleading me
with your guitar? I love hanging out with stoners. Because they’ll laugh
at anything I say. It’s the best place to
test out material. How many of you guys smoke up?
Give me a cheer. It’s fine. It’s a safe room.
Come on. Yeah. Sure, guys. Yeah? None of you do it? Cool. I love hanging out with stoners. Because… there are some
dedicated stoners. I don’t know… they… Their whole life has been like molded to help their
stoning habits. I’m like bro, why do you drive
a Deo when you like bikes? No, in the luggage
I can’t put weed. Wow. That’s some
insane dedication. Yeah, you have a job?
No, I don’t. So, anyway we go… And all stoners are the same. You go to a room there will be
five guys who are extremely bored. Bro, what do we do, man? I don’t know man.
Just nothing to do. Want to go out? Dude, I heard Rahul is getting
some stuff. Rahul is getting some stuff? Rahul always has stuff. And suddenly Rahul enters the room. And that is the only time
you will ever see any energy in stoners. Oh my God, Rahul is here! Bro, you got stuff? Yeah. From where? From Nainital. That means it’s amazing stuff. You won’t see a more peaceful argument than between two stoners. That who is going to
roll the joint. It’s the most peaceful
confrontation on the history of the planet. Bro, you roll. You roll, bro. I rolled yesterday. But, bro the way you roll! Fine, I’ll roll it. The way the dedicated
person rolls a joint… It’s beauty, guys. When a person who has been assigned the job of rolling a joint, zones in to rolling a joint. Nothing around him can affect him. He just starts cleaning. Like the TV could be playing. People coming. He does not care. A bus could explode behind him. He would not care. Aliens could come
and take over the world. He will not care. He keeps rolling. And I love going into his bubble.
And I’m like, ‘Hey, can you tell me
how you roll?’ Kenny, rolling is an art. Some people make roach out of newspaper
and all that shit. You know what’s the best roach? Tell me, master. It’s the skin of an alligator. Which I happen to have
in my pocket. And he will roll it. And he will give it to all of us. And the irony is that the way he cleans that weed is the way his mom wants
him to clean his room. Just that dedication if he had. It’s amazing. Yeah. But none of you smoke up so you won’t have related to this. You guys were laughing
at multiple places. You guys obviously don’t smoke up. I do. You do? See. You guys are proud, also. You guys have a degree, so… You guys finished your degree
so you can show off. Most stoners don’t know
where they are going, so… Yeah. You also smoke up? My mom’s come. Uh, I mean… I love going to prayer meetings.
Do you? Prayer meetings are the best, man!