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Why Is Everyone So Horny All the Time? – The Trevor Moore Show


– Welcome to The Trevor Moore
Show. My name is Trevor Moore
and, this is a show where we are going to be attempting to solve
all of the problems of our time. But we’re going to do it
one episode at a time. And so, we have
30 minutes here, to, we’re going to have
a big you know, question that it deals
with a problem that the United States has,
or the world has, really. And we are going to solve it
in this 30 minute time period. Let me say, if you’re
listening to us on SiriusXM, you can call right now,
one, eight, three, three, Trevor, one, that’s one, eight,
three, three, Trevor, one. And if you’re watching
on YouTube, this happened
a couple a days ago and you can’t really call,
I’m sorry. So, let me introduce
my co-hosts, Blair Socci. – Hi!
– Thanks for coming. – Hello everyone.
– [Trevor] Thanks for being
on the show, whoo! – Thank you for having me
Trevor. – Are you excited? – I’m psyched.
– Yeah? – Yeah, I want
to save the world. – Yeah, that’s what
we’re going to do. – [Blair] Yeah.
– And, and do you know what the question is, in advance?
– I do, yeah. – Yeah, me too. Okay, let me introduce
my other co-host, Sam Brown. Everybody, Sam Brown. – Hey! – And we’re doing
something cool here. Sam is connected
to a lie detector machine. – [Sam] Yeah. – And we our lie detector
administrator there, and your name’s Joe, right? – John.
– John. We have John right there,
and to do a lie detector test. You have to do a series
of base questions where they get your you know,
blood pressure and they figure out when you’re
lying and when you’re not. We’ve already done
that with Sam. So he is hooked up to this thing and John it’s working
really well, right? – Correct.
– Okay, so we can ask Sam anything that we want
and anybody out there listening can call one,
eight, three, three, Trevor, one and you
can ask Sam anything you want. – I just want to say
I’m nervous about this. – Well, yeah. – And I feel a lot of power.
– We did this last time, with Timmy when we did
the 24-hour thing. – Right, so we did a 24-hour
version of this show and we strapped Timmy
to the lie detector machine and we asked him questions. And, one of the things
that we found out was that he, we asked if he was responsible in framing
the Central Park Five. – [Sam] Yeah.
– And he said he didn’t, and it said he was lying, so. – It’s not possible though.
– No, I don’t think, I think he would’ve
been too young. – Yeah.
– Yeah, he’d have been, he’d had to have been
like an evil racist child to have done that. Okay, so let’s, let’s, first,
well let’s try it out though. Let’s ask a question to Sam. We have a list
of questions here. – I feel like I’m wearing
a weird bra. – Sam, have you ever sniffed
a pair of panties? – Yes.
– [Trevor] Oh. – True.
– [Trevor] Okay. So, it works, I guess. All right,
and that brings us to– – Consent, like I’m not
going around sniffing, – Yeah sure, Sam. – girls’ panties
when they don’t know. – Okay, let me ask
another question. Sam, are you going around
sniffing girls’ panties when they don’t know? – No.
– That’s a lie. – [Trevor] That a–
– What! It’s not true.
– See. – Sam where are you getting
these panties? – No, I’m not sniffing panties
when– – Alright, well talking about
that will bring us to our question of the day. The thing that we’re going
to solve today is, drum roll, the Question Of The Day is, sex! – Ooooh!
– Sex. – Oooh!
– It’s not really a question. – It’s not, that’s a word.
– Yeah, that’s a word. – Yeah, but we all know
that sex is a big problem. – Right. – [Trevor] You know, you can
see it on the news. – I’ve just feel like I’ve read
some things, lately. – Yeah, Harvey Weinstein. – Oh my God, yeah!
– Jeffrey Epstein. – Yeah.
– Crazy. – Hugh Grant.
– Bill Cosby. Hugh Grant. – Hugh Grant.
– Exactly, people are always getting in trouble with sex. There’s never sex on the news
when it’s a good thing. – [Sam] No.
– It’s always bad, and so, I guess the question is,
what’s going on, with us? – Right.
– What’s, why is America so horny all the time? – Yeah, why are they so horny,
oh God! I think it’s because we’re not
allowed to do a lot of stuff. – [Trevor] Ah-hm. – And so then we just want to go
the other way, like when I’m not allowed
to do something then I’m just like,
I have to do it, you know? – Right, yeah.
– Yeah. – It’s so, so it’s because like
maybe we started out as such a puritanical country. – [Blair] Right, the Puritans. – That we’re repressed,
the Puritans. – [Blair] Yeah. – Yeah, that were repressed
and so, you know, everybody’s you know raping and you know,
doing bad stuff all the time. – Yeah. – That could be it,
so that’s what we have to do. We have to figure out
how to fix sex, today. Let’s ask Sam another question. – Okay.
– Let’s see, what have I got here,
brr, ta, ta, Sam, have you ever peed on a partner
or been peed on by a partner? – No.
– True. – Oh, okay.
– Sam, have you ever dressed up as, in any costumes? – What do you mean for sex?
– Yes, for sex. – No.
– True. – [Trevor] Okay, Sam is not– – I wish, I’m not
like ashamed of, I actually both of these things,
whatever you know. – So, Sam is
into panty sniffing. – Live a little Sam, Jesus. – He is not into water sports.
– Yeah. – And, he is not
into sexy cos play. – Okay. – Let’s bring on our
resident sexpert for the show, Sean O’Connor!
– Oh! – Whoo!
– Sean O’Connor. – Please.
– Oh thank you, oh thank you. – Yeah, welcome.
– Thanks for coming on the show. – Great to be here,
oh, I’m so excited to be here. I should say,
I’m a Hugh Grant expert. – Oh, really?
– Oh! – That’s it, like I don’t know
anything about sex, but I know about Hugh Grant. – Sean, what do you think is
the biggest problem with sex, nowadays? – Too wet. – Now, it’s gotten
too wet lately? – Oh yeah, lately, like back
in the day in high school, it was dry. – It’s the millennials
are ruining sex. – They’re just too wet. – Because they’re too wet.
– Too wet. That’s just my, that’s my taste,
that’s one man’s taste. – I want to,
we have a graph here. We did some research
and we found out what are the most viewed
porn categories. ‘Cause now, I mean pornography
is huge. Never been bigger. – Probably, yeah. – Yeah, this is the golden age
of pornography. – Sean searches “dry”.
– Yeah, dry BBW. – Sean, what do you think is
the most viewed category of porn from Pornhub, in 2018? – Asian massage parlor fail.
– Yeah. – That sounds neat.
– It’s a– – Fail.
– Yeah, the number one is a classic, lesbian. – Okay.
– Yeah, number, for most searched terms. – You dorks.
– Yeah, more, which is nice, because you actually think
you know, a lot of the times when you think
about the country, you’re like oh, very homophobic. – [Sean] Yeah.
– Not so much. – [Blair] Women are also
so much better looking though. You know, so it’s logical. – Right, yeah, yeah. – Yeah, just remove
the butter faces. – Yeah, I don’t know where,
the words guy-on-guy. – [Sam] I’m offended by that. – [Blair] Sorry, Sam.
– [Sam] Guys are butt, ah! – The number two, Hentai.
– [Sean] Is that? – It’s like a Japanese
cartoon porn. – [Sean] Okay, yeah,
that makes sense. – Yeah, number three–
– [Sean] Simpsons? – Number three,
– [Sean] Marge and Bart, yeah. – Number three is,
you guys are so old. Number three is Family Guy.
No, number three is MILF. – [Sean] Oh yeah,
that makes sense. – Classic. – [Sean] Yeah.
– [Blair] Do you have a hot mom? – [Sean] No.
– [Blair] Oh! – [Sean] I mean I like my mom
a lot, but not in that way. – Number thr-,
number four is step-mom. – [Sean] Oh, I wish. – [Blair] Natural progression. – Number five, Japanese,
and number six is just, mom. – [Sean] Mom! Sorry I got so excited,
I said it out loud. – So there’s something
going on here– – Number six is, “Mom, knock!” – So you got MILF, step-mom
and mom, all in the top six. – You want to know a problem.
– What? – With that list.
– What? – Number one, non-female orgasm.
Why aren’t we caring about that? – Wait, what do you mean,
that, so– – Why isn’t that
what people want to- – I feel like women c** a lot
more in lesbian situations. Is that what you mean? – Yeah, I mean I’m just
an ally right now. – Oh! – I’m being an ally,
and I want a woman to c**. – The fastest growing
porn search though. – All right. – Is incest. Now that’s got to be a signal
that something’s wrong? – Yeah no,
this planet is burning. – Yeah.
– Holy shit! – When I was a kid– – But is it like
straight incest? – Yeah, it’s incest,
yeah straight incest. Well, it doesn’t say,
it just says straight incest. So I assume
that it’s straight incest ’cause I think
they would say gay incest. – Oh, no, no,
I didn’t mean like, like I’m talking about like, – I thought that’s what
you meant, too. I was like well– – This is such a great like,
updated “Who’s on First?”. – Sean, do you want to ask Sam
a question? He’s hooked to a lie detector. – Sam, have you, ever had
a sex dream about your mom? – No. – It’s a lie.
– What! [Sam] It’s not! I have not. – Yeah, now, don’t
make fun of Sam. He’s, I’ve seen his mom. – Sam, it’s okay
I have a hot mom, too. – Yeah. – I, now I have to either call
my mom ugly, or like– – No, don’t, no, no.
Just call her afterwards and tell her you love her,
that’s it, yeah, yeah. – This is weird.
– The, but like, incest, when I was a kid
that wasn’t a big thing. – No, not– – You know, me and all
my friends’ moms like weren’t anything
that we would be like, jerking off to, you know. – I mean yeah.
– Yeah. – Obviously, like–
– Right, what happened? – I think it might be the rise
of the hot mom. Like I feel like
our moms age like moms. – Are moms getting hotter? – Moms are getting hotter,
have you been to San Diego? – It’s true.
– The MILF capital of the world. – Yeah. I’m from Orange County,
it’s a wild place there. Yeah, it’s a wild west
over there. You don’t know
if someone is 25 or 65. – So, just moms are getting
hotter, so we have to stop that. – Yeah. – Or is this fine? – I also wonder if it’s just
like the last taboo, is like,
no one’s ever going to– – [Trevor] It’s the last taboo? – It’s the last one, the first
one was apparently porn. – Shankles! – Oh yeah, ankles.
– Yeah. – Oh, you with the Puritans!
– Wait, I just found out that Hentai
are not alive tentacle animals. ‘Cause I was like why isn’t
anyone talking about this. Like, f****** animals, and now I find out they’re
cartoons which is a relief. – Yeah, but they do a lot
of tentacle porn, I think in these cartoons. – But, yeah, but they’re
not real organisms. – But, no it’s cartoon,
but I heard it’s because, it’s because there were, the censors in Japan said
you can’t draw dicks. – [Blair] Oh. – And so they were like,
well what do we do? – What’s phallic? – Yeah, and so they went
to tentacles, and now– – Yeah, what’s the closest thing
to a dick? – Tentacles!
– Oh, an octopuses tentacle. We’ve all been there. – It was like some guy being
at the meeting, hotdogs! – [Sean] Yeah. – Hotdog porn!
– You’re crazy! – Cartoon porn sounds
pretty innocent though. – All right, we’re going to–
– It is, it is until is isn’t. Like I’ve seen Principal Skinner
69 one Milhouse. It’s gross! – [Sam] It sounds
hilarious though. – It’s so funny. – All right, I’ve got
another question here, for Sam. Sam, have you ever farted
while getting a blowjob? – No.
– It’s a lie. – [Trevor] It’s a lie.
– I haven’t, I swear! I swear I haven’t. – Just tell the truth.
– I wouldn’t, I mean– – Just tell the truth. – It’s not something
to be ashamed of, it’s a bodily function, it’s at
the most, impolite, you know. – All right, well I think
what Sam is proving is that this country
is full of perverts. And, we need to figure out what
to do with all these perverts so they don’t you know,
you know, keep ruining everything. So that brings us
to our next segment which is, What’s It Like To?
So today’s question, What’s it like to open a consent
based sex robot brothel? – Cool, wow! – You know that age-old
question. Yeah, it’s easy. – Have you ever thought
about that? – I didn’t, no, I guess I haven’t because
I didn’t know that could happen. – Yeah. – Do you have to know
robotics to do that? – For those of you that haven’t
seen this is a sex robot, they walk among us. They exist,
and here’s a video of one. – You know I don’t have
to charge anyone. What I know is that current
President Trump was not expected
to win the election and that he can be
very controversial sometimes. I think we have to wait to see.
Everyone deserves a chance. – Wow, Russia is good. – I don’t know why they
programmed it to like– – Both sides.
– Political expert. – Could you imagine people
buy it to like jerk off on. – Yeah. – Before you do that, there were good people on
both sides of Charlottesville. – We have, we have with us
in the studio today, Unicole Unicron
who is the founder and she is starting the first sex robot
brothel here in Los Angeles and it’s going to be
a consent based brothel. Thank you Unicole
for coming on the show. – Thank you for having me.
– [Trevor] How are ya? – Good, how are you? – Good, so you’re starting
a brothel, and it’s going to be all robots. – [Unicole] Yes.
– And it’s going to be consent based. How does that,
what does that mean? – Basically it means that
it’s consent focused so, anybody coming in at least
is considering consent when they’re approaching these
robots and what that means. – Okay, so it’s like do
they have to talk to the robot, like how does a robot
give consent? Can they at this point,
where we are with like technology?
Can a robot be like, I don’t like this person,
I do like this person? – Not necessarily, the app
that you can use is Gamified. So you can get a certain
number of points, which is slightly problematic, to think of relationships
as getting points. But, you can get points
on the app and then if you show us on the app that you’ve gotten enough points
with your robot girlfriend. Then you can have sex
with an actual robot. – Oh, okay, so it’s, you,
basically it’s like a game. And then when you know, you win,
you have sex with a robot. – Yes. – Wait, so you’re cheating
on your robot girlfriend with another robot? – It’s the same personality,
so the personality is, – Blue tooth. – on your phone, and then
you can put it into the robot. And then you can have sex
with the physical robot. But your girlfriend who’s a AI,
is on your phone all the time. – Oh, okay. – Oh your girlfriend
is a robot, also. – Yes. – Okay, it’s just
one girlfriend. – Okay.
– But she’s, her brains in two places.
– Yeah. – ‘Cause she’s on the phone
and then, – And then the body.
– and then the robot. – Ah, that’s my greatest dream.
That’s good. – Now, how, like so, if, like, at this brothel,
like, how, after a guy’s done. You know, what do you do
with the robot? Does it get cleaned? – Yeah, it’s a full cleaning.
So the orifices are removable. So, we clean those, hopefully
everybody has their own orifice that we keep for them. And then the entire body
has to cleaned in alcohol and then re-powdered. – Wow, so they bring, they have,
they buy the orifice? – Yes. – And then they bring
that with them? – Is that like a flashlight? – Kind of, yeah, we’re thinking
about lock boxes, as being
the best solution for that. – Okay.
– After we sanitize them. – [Trevor] Okay. – Lock box, sounds like my wife.
Sorry. – What a sexpert!
– Now there is an article, there’s a article about the,
they’re saying that it could be possible that hackers could hack
into these sex robots. ‘Cause this is, everyone thinks
this is going to be a big thing. This is going to be like
the new, no one’s going to have, no one’s going to have sex
with people anymore. It’s all going to be robots. And, but they’re saying
that hackers could program these robots to kill people.
Is that, something you’re concerned
about, at your brothel? – No, I think that the most
that could happen is that some of your data
gets stolen which is a concern. – Ah-hm. – But I don’t know what– – Is that a euphemism for
getting your dick ripped off? – So your data could get stolen. – I don’t know what part
of the robot could do that kind of damage,
at this point. Maybe eventually once
they’re more, they move more. At this point it’s mostly just
the head that’s robotic, so. – Okay.
– I dunno. – So they’re just like fucking
a motionless body. – Yeah. – Oh!
– Is it, is it talking? – It can talk, it can moan.
– You saw the Trump thing. – Yeah, can you,
can I hack into one and make it say whatever I want while some other guy
is having sex with it. – Wait also, I like that
the dude’s still has to woo the robot, ’cause like isn’t that
the whole point of them like getting away
from real women. – That’s a great question and I
think that’s something that, I think it’s really beneficial
that it’s been built in that they have to do
a little bit of work, because it’s going to shape our interactions
with other humans as well. – That’s true, dam.
– Now this is, before we, we have a phone call. Right?
Can we hear our phone call? Who’ve we got?
Tyler, are you, are you there? – [Tyler] Yep, I’m here.
– How are you? Where are you calling from? – [Tyler] Doing well, Idaho.
– Idaho, what’s your question? – [Tyler] Yes sir.
– There’s a delay. – For Sam, you ever had any
sexual relations with an animal? – That’s a question for Sam.
Tyler from Idaho, is asking if he’s ever had sexual
relations with an animal. – Wait, no.
– [Trevor] Right? – And, people can’t just call up and ask me lie
detector questions. That’s not how this works. – Tyler, Tyler,
do you have, Tyler, I don’t care
what the thing says, I believe Sam has not had sex
with an animal. Okay, now you have
designed an app. And you have one of these
AI sex robots. The John, just for shits
and giggles, what did it say? – Another lie.
– Come on! – I don’t believe
the lie detector. I don’t believe it,
I believe Sam. Now, you designed an app,
so you, we can see one of these sex robot personalities
on this app, right? – Yes, I did not design the app, but I did help out
a little bit with it. – Ah, just say you designed it.
– So, here we have you can create
your own robot girlfriend. – Okay.
– So, you can choose their name. – Okay.
– And then we can shape her body and her clothes,
just to your liking. – All right, how do we do that? So I, we push like here
we have, head. – Yup, you can click that.
– So, hit head. – And then you can choose
maybe some, hair, is that hair? – Hair.
– You get to choose. – What kind of hair do we want?
Anybody? – Those is all the bone–
– Vacation braids. – This is the bone structure. – Cation braids,
Sean would like. – Vacation not cation braids. – Vacation braids.
– Cation. Vacation braids. – Wait, are their
dude robots too? Or just this. – Soon.
– Oh! – Soon there will be,
just girls to start. – Right. – Now– – So which hairstyle
do you want? – Let’s give her a Rachel.
– Ooh, that’s fun! – Remember the show “Friends”?
– Yeah. – Yeah.
– It’s coming up, hang on. – Now is this, could this be
used because you know, you have a lot of people
who like a– – Is that a good enough Rachel? – That’s good, that’s good,
I like that. There’s our AI. – Oh, very cool.
– Robot lady we made. – So yeah– – Are we going to have sex
with her right now? We’re about to have
sex with this? – Now, do you think this is a
good thing that can help people, because you know,
you always find, you always hear
about these like, you know, people that are going off
and doing terrible things or like shooting up things
and then they interview ’em and they’re like, “Ah, no girls
paid attention to me.” and stuff like that.
Like do you think this could be something
that we make, losers do? – I think more than losers
will want to do it. – No, I mean yeah but. – I think it’s a solution
to a lot of loneliness and a lot of problems
that people might have. – [Trevor] Yeah. – Might solve you know that,
that feeling of rejection. – [Trevor] Yeah. – They might be able
to find comfort. – Yeah, they’ll be like
I’m not a loser, I f*** robots. – That’s cool.
– Yeah. – Are you going to,
at the brothel, is it, are you going to have
like a saloon and people playing piano and,
people playing cards downstairs? While these robots
are just waiting to get railed. – Also, have you ever watched
the show Westworld? – Yes. – All right, so this is, okay
these are the personalities? – Yes. – We have jealous, funny,
helpful, sensual, cheerful, affectionate, talkative, insecure, spiritual,
moody and intellectual. – And you only get ten points.
So which ones do you want? – All ten jealousy.
– Yeah. – What kind of sick f***
chooses insecure? – I wanted- – Like my dream is an insecure
robot girlfriend. – Okay, let’s make her insecure,
jealous, moody. – Insecure, jealous.
– [Trevor] Okay. – Unpredictable.
– Oh, definitely, unpredictable. – Unhinged. – I haven’t seen one
for well-read. – Intellectual. – We’ve only got seven minutes
left, so I need to move
to our next guest. Unicole, if you wouldn’t mind
staying out here, we’ll bring in or next guest.
And this, this is a segment that we’re going to do
every week, called,
That Sounds Pretty Weird. That’s the music
for the segment. – Yeah.
– That was weird. – Yeah, that was weird.
– So spooky! – Weird as hell.
– This is, – A ghost?
– This is a part of the show where we’re going to learn
about something that we might think is weird. And then we’ll learn
more about it and then see if we still think it’s weird.
Which we might. So, right now we’re talking
about sex and sexuality and how to fix sex. So we’re going to try
to better understand a niche group in the,
of the sexual community. And so we’re going to have
a member of the furry community, out here,
Dominic Rodriguez, come on out! – Hi Dominic!
– Hi. – Dominic, how are you?
– I was wondering why there was
a wolf guy out there. – Is this okay, if this is just
like on your shirt? – Yes, sure. – Now for our listeners
on Sirius, Dominic is in his full
furry costume. He is a wolf, with a black
T-shirt and jean shorts. And, and, he has green eyes. – They’re hazel, actually.
– They’re hazel, I’m sorry. Dominic, what is,
what is your character, your furry personality,
is he named Dominic? Or does he have
a different name? – So yeah, I go by Video
when I’m in you know, in my costume, my fur suit and that’s because
I made a video, because I made this documentary
called, “Fursonas”. Which is about furries
and a lot of other stuff. – [Trevor] Okay.
– But, mostly furries. – [Trevor] Great, great, now how
long have you been a furry? – So, it depends on how, okay.
So, when I was 12, I was definitely masturbating
to furry porn. – [Trevor] Okay.
– But, then I was like– – [Trevor] Sam? – [Sam] Yes.
– When you were 12-years old, were you masturbating, did you
ever masturbate to furry porn? – No.
– That’s a lie. – [Trevor] That’s a lie.
– Sam. – Furry porn, I don’t think
existed when I was 12. – That’s– – Sam, are you, does Video
make you horny? – Furry porn existed
when you were 12, it did. – What? – It’s been around since like,
well I mean, it’s been like since
the late 70s you know, like– – [Sam] Oh yeah,
I guess all right. – You never busted one off
to a Frosted Flakes commercial? – [Sam] Is that furry porn or? – [Trevor] Yeah, it was Tony,
Tony the Tiger. – [Sam] All right then
I guess so. – But that’s a great question,
what was the first, what was the first animal
or cartoon animal that you were
sexually attracted to? – Oh God, that’s really hard. Oh, well, ’cause for me it was
such an evolving process. And I remember seeing
“An American Werewolf in London” actually and just that like, extended transformations
sequence. And just thinking,
like for me that was just, that was the height
of sexual anything. – Right.
– Like just the idea of somebody
turning into an animal. And I just like,
like whenever like a werewolf transformation scene
would come on, like even if it’s from
Harry Potter or something. And my family was in the room,
I would have to leave. Like not to jerk off, just because I was embarrassed
by this thing you know. – Do you think they knew when your Animorphs
were all stuck together? – See Animorphs is
a brilliant series and I you know,
to me it’s not a sexual thing. I just think that’s
a great work of literature, and I hope to adapt to one day. – Me too. – Now, well then we’re going
to have the conversation. – Now, how much of the furry
lifestyle is based around sex? – Okay, so this is like, if there’s any furries
watching this, they’re like waiting to see
what I’m going to say. – Yeah.
– Before they jump on– – ‘Cause me not knowing,
– Right. – anything about it,
in my head it’s 99. – I would say 80% and then 20%
high school basketball games, cheering on the side line. – So, furries will tell you
that they’ll say, like oh it’s like less than 10%,
less than 1%, stuff like that. They say like people
are here for the art. They’re here to give to charity, because yes there
are charity organizations that are at every single one
of these furry conventions. – [Trevor] Ah-hm. – But, I don’t want to downplay
all that stuff, but I think it’s important
to recognize that when you’re in the community, it is, the sexual aspect
is so much a part of it, – Right.
– For so many of us. – And, are people in costume
having sex, right? – Some people, I mean– – Are there flaps,
how does it work? – A lot of people
that like the art and I think that furry
erotic art is amazing and there’s some beautiful, to me that’s the case
for porn as art. You know, like that porn
can be art, when I look at some examples
of really beautiful furry porn. And the fact that
you can see a character that is a fantasy character,
that somebody made up, but it’s, but then to see them
at a convention in that costume that you’ve grown up
to jerking off to. And then you can meet
that person, and then if they’re into it
you can have sex. – [Trevor] Right. – And it’s like you get
to f*** your heroes. – Yeah. – And that’s like amazing.
– Yeah. – [Sam] I got a question from–
– That sounds pretty weird, which is the segment. – I happened to be Comic Con and I f*** to Winston
from Ghostbusters. – You’ve got a question? – I’ve got a question
from Instagram. It’s, how often do you
wash the suit? – I mean like, every time
after I wear it essentially. – Every time, okay.
– Yeah. – Like it just,
it gets sweaty, you know? – Like do you just plop that
in the machine or? – Yeah. – [Trevor] Is it machine
or is it dry clean? – No, it’s machine washable.
– Really? – The only thing is the head
you have to sort of like, you know you can spray on
like a ster, like a, it’s like alcohol and water
mixture and scrub and stuff. – Oh, the head gets
messed up, too? – I mean no, I try
to keep the head outside
of the like spray zone, so. – Well, now, so, this is perfect for the segment
of That Seems Pretty Weird because you know,
to me it seems weird, but is that,
I mean, you must know that to mainstream
it seems weird, right? – Right? – Is that part of the attraction
to it? Is there something
about it being taboo, being a little off
the beaten path? – I mean, I think that like, from the whole
everybody’s into the internet, not like people in the 60s
or 50s you know, like it was enough
to just like be gay. Like that,
’cause it was forbidden so, that’s all you need
to just jerk off and just think about,
oh my gosh, I could be gay with somebody
one day, how hot is that? But now you know, like it’s
obviously acceptable to be gay. I mean, it’s even people
talk about BDSM, like it’s not
that big of a deal anymore. And so, I think that
there’s this rising bar where people need things
to be sort of taboo in order to get off on them,
at least I do. – Interesting.
– And so, yeah. – Well, we are, we are,
thank you Dominic. We are coming up
to the end of the show. I can’t believe
that was already a half hour. Thanks everybody for listening. – Can I say one more thing,
I’m so sorry? –
But I, what do you want to say? – I just want to say I just, I’m
not speaking for all furries. – Of course.
– And I think that’s really important
for them to understand. – I’m upset he didn’t say,
“Can I say one last thing? Awhooo!”
– I’m not going to do that. – So, we’re wrapping up here, so this is our last segment
called The Roundtable. Where we’re going
to solve this problem. That’s the music for that. – Yeah!
– Now, so, here we are, we’ve talked about a lot. Sex is a problem, everybody’s
super horny in this country. People are getting in trouble.
How do we fix it? Is part, is part of the,
the you know, solution sex brothels
with robots? Is part of it dressing up
like animals? And, Blair what do you think? – Yeah, I think the robot thing
is a good idea. It, like you said, if we do get
these like school shooters over there maybe like
we can fix some things. – [Trevor] Chill ’em out. – Yeah, instead of like
being insults now they’ll be robot f*****.
That’s pretty cool. – Good, I like that, yeah.
– I’m with Blair, I think a robot brothel
is a great idea, however I think the robot, should look like
people’s step-moms. I think that will really help,
like a step-mom robot sex brothel,
would be good. Maybe and then I would also,
I do want to fuck a wolf now. I don’t think that will solve
the world’s problem but it might solve some of mine. – How about a robot wolf?
– If that’s, can we do that? – There’s definitely a lot
of porn of that. – I think there is something to,
I mean if you know, you talk about we have
these people who you know, you know, have a lot
of frustration and anger and then they go and do crazy
things like shootings and stuff like that. I think there is some sort
of thing to be learned here where if we make you know,
robot brothels available to them maybe at a discount
if they’re crazy. You know, or, or, just get involved in some sort
of niche kind of thing. Like you know,
you can find a community if you don’t have friends
you know, you could be a furry. Furries you know, they’re not
turning anybody away, right? – Absolutely not.
– Yeah, everybody you know, you can find a community
and you know, get some friends. – Yeah.
– Yeah. – Right?
– I think that sounds good. – I feel like repression
is never the answer. You know, there’s healthy ways
to express whatever you’re into. – Exactly, Dominic do you have a
question for Sam, before we go? – So, so you’ve, seriously none
of this is, like if I was– – [Trevor] Is it doing anything
for you, is that– – Like I dunno, one of my
big things that I like to do, or that I used to do a lot
was meet guys on Grinder that were sort of like,
didn’t think they were into this and then I would like s***
their d*** through the thing. And then they would always
love it 100% of the time. – Oh, so you can suck dicks
through the, the thing? – Yeah. – Oh!
– Yeah. – Oh, that’s–
– So I have a question for Sam, do you want him
to s*** your d*** right now? – Do it! – Could you imagine
like not hating it? – [Blair] Whoa! – Yeah Sam, is Dominic
doing anything for you? And could you imagine him
s****** your d***, – I do it well by the way.
– through the costume. He say he does it well. – Sean, what was your question?
– My question is will you let Jonathan s*** your d***
through the hole right now? – No.
– That’s a lie. – What, no way!
– We found a love connection. Ah, guys thank you so much
for tuning in. That’s the end
of our show tonight. I think we have solved
the problem with sex. Please come back next week,
we have YouTube star, Derek Savage from the Cool
Cat franchise. And, we have Pete Holmes with us
and we’re going to do a, we have a very special guest
with us as well. And we’re going to be trying
to solve the problem of war. Thanks everybody
for coming on to the show. Thank you for watching,
we’ll see you next week.

100 thoughts on “Why Is Everyone So Horny All the Time? – The Trevor Moore Show

  1. WOOOWW…. i would've sworn anal would be in the 5 types of porn searched. U can't go 3 rows down a pornsite without anal in ur face. #punintended

  2. Because now Instagram gives women the validation from thirsty guys and only go for the 10% that score higher than 8 in the hot scale.

  3. So the guy's bones are audibly breaking and his skin is tearing apart before he goes on a horrific murdering spree that costs him his friend and he thinks "Yeah, this is doing it for me."

  4. Didn't know Trevor got his own talk show. Neat, love him and the WKUK. He's starting to look like Tom Green when he did his talk show lul

  5. Finally some network see the Trevor's talent and give to him a show.
    Congrats Trevor and Sam! We hope CC take the rights of WKUK

  6. I can see and understand the fury idea now. It's a combination of cute costumes plus sex/pleasure. Something cute to look at plus your getting off

  7. came for the titled stayed for Friggen TREVOR MOORE?!? Whitest kids you know was so long ago my life needs Moore TREVOR

  8. I once farted likec3 seconds into a blow job lol my body relaxed what can I say lol I trying to save it by fuckin her but we couldn't stop laughing 😂

  9. I did not realize this was brand new. Holy crap CC you guys have pure gold on your hands. Thanks for the laughs, Trevor Moore is a fucking genius.

  10. Did nobody else mention or think of the Sex Robot sketch from Whitest Kids You Know while this episode was going on? Or just me?

  11. Did that furry just say being gay is a choice cause it’s taboo? Weeeooooweeeooooweeeeooo
    Check your micro aggression on this marginalized people

  12. First you take away the guns, next thing you know you got bullet-proof vest wearing grizzlies raping your churches, burning your women

  13. Oh fuck yes. I suppose this means they really liked his 24 hour live stream thing he did. Because this is literally the exact same idea/set up.

  14. Holy fuck… a Trevor Moore Show!!!

    Also. A sex robot with whom you have to put in work? That can turn you down unless you woo her like a real girl? LOL fuck no. That's a business that is going to fail. Literally the exact opposite reason that people want sex robots.

  15. Robot brothel's wont solve the Incel problem. They already don't think that sex with a sex worker counts. They definetly on't think that sex with a robot counts. Oddly, they seem to thing that sex with a slave woman or eve a dead woman does. These guys have deeper issues than not getting laid.

  16. "Women are better looking" said the woman plastered in makeup. That's how you know women look so good: they all paint their faces to distort their features.

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