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Will Ferrell, Exotic Animal Expert


>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
WILL FERRELL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WELL, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME,
STEPHEN.>>Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE.>>SO GREAT. SO GREAT TO FINALLY BE ON THE
SHOW.>>Stephen: DID YOU GET A
CHANCE TO WATCH THE GAME BACKSTAGE?>>WHICH GAME.>>Stephen: THE SUPER BOWL.>>NO. THERE WAS A THREE-HOUR “DOWNTON
ABBY.”>>Stephen: OH. I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT LADY
MARY.>>OEVMENT! AND SHE GOT CAUGHT IN A GIANT,
SILVER, SUPER BOWL.>>Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU ONE
QUICK QUESTION? I WANT TO GET TO THE MOVIE IN
JUST A SECOND.>>YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I’M CURIOUS– I’M CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR OUTFIT
TONIGHT, WHAT THAT’S ABOUT.>>OH, YEAH. THESE DUDS. YOU KNOW, I’VE JUSTINOID YOUR
LATE SHOW IS KIND OF NEW.>>Stephen: YES.>>AND YOU DON’T REALLY HAVE AN
ANIMAL EXPERT YET.>>Stephen: WE DON’T HAVE ONE
YET. WE DON’T HAVE ONE YET. WE’RE HOPING TO GET ONE. WE’RE HOPING TO GET ONE, YEAH.>>I THOUGHT I COULD STEP IN AND
FILL THE GAP.>>Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
AMAZING. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT “ZOOLANDER 2.”>>NOT REALLY FOCUSED ON THAT
RIGHT NOW. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE ANIMALS. GR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. YOU’RE THE GUEST. IN FACT, I’VE BROUGHT SOME OF
THE RAREST AND MOST ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE WORLD, AND I’M
VERY EXCITED TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU AND YOUR AUDIENCE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.>>Stephen: WHAT DO WE HAVE
HERE?>>THIS IS MULAN,
EASY, EASY, EASY, MULLAN. MULAN– I WOULDN’T OOOH, AND
AAAH, WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT WHAT SHE IS. SHE IS A SHORT-SPINED PERUVIAN
MONGOOSE. SHE LOOKS SO CALM AND CUDDLY,
BUT SHE CAN BE VERY AGGRESSIVE AND WILL CHARGE. SO PLEASE, NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.>>Stephen: SHE LOOK LIKES —
BUT I COOK WRONG– SHE LOOKS LIKE A KITTY CAT.>>STEPHEN, WHO IS WEARING THE
VEST. THIS IS A HIGHLY ENDANGERED
SPECIES.>>Stephen: I DIDN’T KNOW
THERE WERE ANY MONGOOTION IN PERU.>>NO, THERE’S JUST ONE, THIS
ONE. AND YOU KNOW WHY? THEY’RE JUST SO DAMN DELICIOUS. ( LAUGHTER )
WE’RE HOPING TO GET AN INDOOR BREEDING PROGRAM.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW A LOT
ABOUT ANIMALS BUT HOW DO YOU HAVE A BREEDING PROGRAM WHEN
THERE’S ONLY ONE OF THEM. YEAH, HUH?>>WELL, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO
CROSS IT WITH SOMETHING, SOMETHING COOL, LIKE A
WOLVERINE, OR POSSIBLY A DIRT BIKE. SO–
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH GR SO WAS IT– WAS IT FUN
WORKING ON THE MOVIE WITH BEN. IS BEN BACK?>>WHICH MOVIE?>>
>>Stephen: “ZOOLANDER?”>>I HAVEN’T SEEN IT. THIS IS KAYAK, THIS IS A
MONGOLIAN BUSH TIGER. ( LAUGHTER )
AND I CAN TELL IT’S A BOY. HE HAS A HUGE STRIP SACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CAN I SAY THAT.>>Stephen: WE CAN SAY THAT. WE CAN SAY THAT. OKAY, YEAH.>>AND HE’S JUST A YEAR OLD,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT. HE’S GOING TO GROW TO BE 11 FEET
LONG. AND HE’S GOING TO WEIGH OVER 600
POUNDS.>>Stephen: WOW, WOW.>>MONGOLIAN TIGER COULD TAKE
DOWN A FULL-GROWN MOOSE.>>Stephen: REALLY. I WAS NOT AWARE THERE WERE MOOSE
IN MONGOLIA.>>NO, IN MY BACKYARD. YEAH, I SHIPPED IN A COUPLE OF
MOOSE TO SEE IF THEY COULD DO IT AND WON A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY.>>Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING? WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?>>IF THE BUSH TIGER ESCAPES,
THIS ONE, I HAVE TO TAKE DOWN.>>Stephen: IT’S THAT DANGER.>>IT’S THE LAST ONE IN
EXISTENCE.>>Stephen: REALLY, THERE’S
ONLY ONE OF THESE, 22.>>THERE’S ONLY ONE OF THESE,
TOO, SO IT’S GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SO IT’S A DESPERATE– IT’S A DESPERATE
ANIMAL.>>IT’S A DESPERATE, DESPERATE
ANIMAL, READY TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.>>Stephen: WHO DO WE HAVE
HERE?>>GET WINGS.>>Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU,
WAS IT FUN TO INHABIT THE CHARACTER AGAIN?>>YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS A LOT OF
FUN. YEAH. SO– GR AND WHAT’S THIS FELLA? I’M SURE YOU’VE HEARD OF A
DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS?>>THEY HAVE THE BILL OF A DUCK.>>Stephen:
THIS IS A DUCK-BODIED PLATYPUS.>>Stephen: LET ME ASK, ARE
THEY RARE?>>THEY’RE SO RARE. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT RIGHT
HERE.>>Stephen: WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS FELLA?>>THIS FELLA HAS THE DUCK BILL
AND THE DUCK FEET AND ALSO THE DUCK BODY. AND I GOT THIS ONE– I GOT THIS
ONE DOWN IN CHINATOWN. WON HIM OFF A ROOSTER PLAYING
TIC TAC TOE.>>Stephen: AND WHAT IS HIS
NAME?>>HIS NAME? SILAPT ROW.>>Stephen: ARE YOU SURE
THAT’S HIS NAME? THAT’S NOT A GARNISH OR
SOMETHING?>>I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S CILANTRO
THANK YOU.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. ARE THEY YOUR HELPERS? DO THEY COME WITH YOU, TOO?>>THEY TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH
ME.>>Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW, WHAT IS THAT? ( LAUGHTER )
>>HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN A CHICKEN BEFORE STEPHEN?>>Stephen: OKAY. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHICKEN HERE?>>OH, WE’RE FEEDING THIS
CHICKEN TO THE NEXT ANIMAL RIGHT HERE. WOULD YOU PUT ON THOSE
PROTECTIVE GLASSES, PLEASE.>>Stephen: I HAVE TO PUT ON
GLASS?>>YES.>>WE’RE GOING TO FEED THIS
CHICKEN TO THIS UPPER NILE SKULL BADGER.>>Stephen: YOU’RE GOING TO
FEED THE CHICKEN TO THE THING? ( LAUGHTER )
>>THIS BADGER IS GOING TO EAT THAT CHIC CHICKEN.>>Stephen: GO AHEAD, GO
AHEAD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>DID YOU ALREADY FEED HIM BACK STAGE.>>I’M SORRY, SIR.>>I TOLD YOU NOT TO.>>Stephen: WHY DO I HAVE TO
WEAR THE SAFETY GLASS. GIVEN HALF A CHANCE THIS THING
WILL BURROW THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKET AND NEST IN YOUR BRAIN. THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR BRAIN PAN. WHEN THEY HATCH, THEY EAT THEIR
WAY OUT YOUR MOUTH AND SCREAM FOR YOU.>>Stephen: BECAUSE THEY’VE
EATEP YOUR TONGUE?>>EXACTLY.>>Stephen: OKAY. WELL… ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT’S HIS NAME?>>HIS NAME? PEYTON MANNING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: WILL FERRELL, “ZOOLANDER 2” OPENS FEBRUARY 12. PEYTON MANNING, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEY AND
PEELE.

100 thoughts on “Will Ferrell, Exotic Animal Expert

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  2. Stop bringing animals to shows n obviously they are scared. Stop having entertainment on their behalf. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

  3. Dude i'm dyin, will said the cat specie had only one left but he also said the cat was in their breeding program πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

  4. My Short Spined Peruvian Mongoose is staring at me from the sofa as I type this. She doesn't like to be held either.

  5. I really want to know what Colbert writes down after the β€œstrip sac” comment. It’s bothering me because I know we will never know

  6. Will Ferrell is hilarious and his improv game is top knotch I love how he kept the act going and refusing to talk about Zoolander 2 because he knew it sucked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. They let Will Ferrell bring an actual firearm onto Colbert’s show? Thought he was too liberal for what, but I guess you learn something new everyday.

  8. I’m just here to read comments where people repeat what Will Ferrell said in quotes, followed by an LOL and maybe a laughing emoji.

  9. Upper nile skull badger lmao .thats not even a real species .i dont think any of the names he mentioned were real lmao

  10. Will has to be one of the MOST BARMIEST ,ZANY , CRAZIEST funny men about. His improvisation is. IMPECCABLE!!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

  11. Even when Will said the word sillartro ( excuse spelling) even he couldn't keep a straight face. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ LOL!!!!!

  12. These dumb liberals are so pathetic that it is insulting to watch them .
    I watched them for a min and I wanted to vomit !

  13. February 2016, when Colbert was actually humorous, with help from good guests………. actually, he was just learning from Will in this clip….

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