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Laughter is the Best Medicine

Willy’s Wilderness: Kids Telling Nature Jokes


What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croaka-Cola. How do baby birds learn how to fly? They wing it. What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new? What kind of ant is bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant. Which kind of snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers. What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars. Why did the bobcat wear a striped shirt? So it wouldn’t be spotted. What do little bats eat? Alphabat soup. What happened to the deer that swallowed a
watch? It got ticks. What did the snail say when he got on the
turtle’s back? Weeeeeeeeee! What do you call a deer that costs a dollar? A buck. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. What do you get when you put three ducks in
a box? A box of quackers. Did you hear the story about the skunk? Nevermind, it stinks. What is a frog’s favorite year? Leap year. What do you call an opossum at the North Pole? Lost. What’s a bat’s favorite dessert? Fly scream. Why is the cat afraid of a tree? Because of the bark. What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s
foot? A porcupine with split ends.

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