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Work Stories (sooubway)


I think that everyone at some point in their life should work in a fast-food or retail job. Not to improve their work ethic or anything, but so that everyone knows what it’s like to have that kind of job. They wouldn’t work in fast-food their whole lives, maybe just like, for six months. Just so they get a feel for it. So with that, let’s talk about the time when I worked in fast food. I used to work at a very small, local, sandwich shop. I don’t know if any of you guys heard of it, it’s called SOOUBWAY? Our spokesperson was in the news recently. I don’t know if you guys look at the news. Did you hear he got beat up in jail? I kinda want to meet the person who beat up Jared, more than Jared. Not in person, we wouldn’t meet in person, obviously. But like, he would be behind bars, and I would just look at the guy who beat up my spokesperson. How many people get to say that they beat up a fast-food icon, who was also a pedophile? Only one, and it’s that guy. Okay but seriously guys, working at Subway was probably one of the most easiest jobs out there. I don’t know what I’m about to complain about it to you guys. We got free cookies! (yay :D) And you know the comic with the Subways in Hell? I was actually working at Subway when I made that comic. I just think it had sort of a little bit of value to it. You see, the owners, who were husband and wife… Can you believe it? (no I can’t James) …of the Subway I worked at, owned two stores. One of the Subway stores was in a Walmart, on an Indian Reservation, ’cause we have those in Arizona, and the other Subway… …was the Subway I worked at. And since the Walmart store was always busy, the owners would spend 99% of their time at that store. So I didn’t really have a boss, most of the time. (yay :D) On the off-chance the owners did show up, they would just pick up some food and then they would make sure I was making sandwiches the right way. And every time I made a sandwich in front of them, they would always find something wrong with it, without fail. YOU PUT ON TOO MANY OLIVES. Do you know, according to the Subway formula, you’re only supposed to put on 6 olives on a foot long? SIX!….. One for every other bite. That’s just ridiculous! Can you imagine someone just counting out 6 olives? Nobody does that! I usually worked the closing shift, and at the end of the night, we would turn the alarm and we would have 60 seconds to get out of the store. But one time, I had the opening shift. So I unlocked the door to get in with my key, and the alarm went, *Beep* *Beep* meaning I had 60 seconds to turn it off. No big deal, right? I turned the alarm on all the time when I was closing. So I go to the little control panel, and I type in the code, and nothing happens. The beeping is still there and the clock is still ticking down. So I go, “Okay, I’m going to press each button very carefully. I’m going to make sure each button makes a beep when I press it.” *Beep* *Beep* *Long Beep* Nothing still happens. So I go, “OKAY! I’m going to make sure to press each button, VERY CAREFULLY!” And I start thinking, did they change the pass code without telling me? Was the only pass code I know, so we’re just gonna try it again. And I press each button, very carefully. *Beep* *Beep* *Long Beep* And it goes quiet… (Alarm Sound) AND THEN THE ALARM GOES OFF! I still had, like, 20 seconds left, but I guess when you get it wrong 3 times, it automatically assumes that you’re a burglar. (Alarm Sound) So while the alarm is going off, I look on the contact sheet for the owner’s cell phone number, I step outside, I call him, and he doesn’t pick up. (Alarm Sound) So I go back inside, find the number for the other Subway store, they open an hour before we do, Someone picks up with their stupid voice, “Oh, thank you for calling Subway, I’m… (Gibberish) …how may I help you?” And I go, “Hey, is Mike there?” That’s not his real name guys, don’t worry. And they go, “Um, just a minute.” Yeah, sure, I have all the time in the world. The cops might be on their way, but take your time. So, Mike picks up. MIKE: y-hello JAMES: Hey Mike, this is James. Uh, what’s the pass code for the alarm? MIKE: Who is this? JAMES: It’s James. What’s the passcode? MIKE: What are you doing there James? JAMES: WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING THE QUESTION? I have the opening shift. MIKE: Is the alarm going off? JAMES: (Alarm Sound) Yeah. No one told me the new code. MIKE: Yeah, we changed it. It’s the last 4 digits of your social security number. JAMES: Oh, oh, okay. Thanks Mike. I DON’T KNOW MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! So I finally get the alarm off, no one showed up, thankfully. Which, I actually don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, now that I say it out loud. We did have a store manager who would, like, make the schedule and sometimes tell us, “Hey, can you guys do a better job at… your job?” But other than that, she was cool! She watches my videos and so do her little brothers, They’re big fans. Shout out to Ivan and Andy. Those are the brothers. So get this, at Subway, you only work with one other person. Just you and them in an empty Subway for 5 hours. I mean we weren’t, like, empty all the time. Okay? And when you’re not making sandwiches, you have other stuff to do like, stocking the chips or… …we had stuff to do. But okay, we did watch a lot of Netflix and do homework, so I mean… (Gibberish) That other person you worked with, would make or break your entire shift. It wasn’t the annoying customers. I kinda got used to annoying customers. So I worked with a lot of crappy people. And I also worked with a lot of people who I would probably never become friends with except in a work setting. You see, you got to understand the type of people who got jobs at Subway. Potheads. Most of them were potheads. AND SOME OF THEM WERE REALLY COOL! I’m just gonna go over a couple of the characters that I worked with. There was Tyler, I freakin love this guy. He smoked a lot of weed. He actually told me what vaping was, and he got me into Clash of Clans. I actually mentioned him and his girlfriend in my riddles video. I don’t know if I ever told him that. And of course I have to mention Corey, he was cool. We watched “How To Get Away With Murder” on Netflix, and I’ve also hung outside with him outside of work. What him and Tyler had in common is that they would actually do their job, Which you got to appreciate. Then there was this guy. And get this, who was also named Jared. And he was fat! I KNOW, RIGHT? He’s like… Jared, but before! He loved Marvel and that’s, like, the only thing he would talk about. I can say these things. He’s dosen’t watch my videos. There’s Sarah. She was cool. She make me a bread bowl, and her boyfriend, Jay. He talked about chacras and… …third eyes, he was… interesting. And also, there’s Anthonee. He’s cool. What’s up Anthonee! For the hundred thousand sprinkles video, I actually went back to Subway to use their scale because I knew they had one, and we counted 500 sprinkles again just to be more accurate for the hundred thousand, and Anthonee helped me count. Instead of working. I mean, at least he got paid… …minimum wage for it. So 2 more stories, before I go. One time… Jared asked to take out this pile of trash, and I was like, “Oh, okay, I’ll just put this pile of trash in the dumpster.” And as I was taking it out, I saw that there was a chip poster in the pile. And I thought, “This is too cool to throw away. I’m going to keep it.” (very cool) So I took it home with me, and then the next day, when I went in, people were saying, “Oh, where’s the chip poster? We can’t find the chip poster! We ha- We haven’t seen it anywhere!” And I’m thinking, (Whispers) “I have the poster.” I decide not to tell anyone that I had the poster, and it’s still hanging up in my room. (Whispers) Sorry boss if you’re finding out about this now. Okay, then the other story, I was working with the manager and we were just making sandwiches like usual, and I noticed that when we toasted a sandwich, it would burn the paper a little on the edges. “That probably shouldn’t be happening.” So then a customer asks for just bacon toasted. And the boss lady put some bacon on paper, and then puts it in the toaster. And we don’t have a setting for just bacon. So then when she opens the toaster, There was a fire, on the bacon! So then she starts to wack it with the little, metal, tray thing, but all she ended up doing was fanning the flames, making the fire bigger. (well done) *Fire Sound* “Uh, you got this, right?” Then I went in the back and I got the fire extinguisher and I actually used it! I single-handedly saved that Subway! Wait. What have I done? BOSS LADY: Is it okay if the bacon’s a little crispy? And has nitrogen and carbon dioxide stuff on it? Wow, I didn’t even mention a single bad customer experience. Well, I don’t want the video to be too long I should make a part 2. I’m gonna make a part 2 and it’s just gonna be stories about annoying customers that I had to deal with. And if anyone I used to work with is watching, and I didn’t mention you, It’s because I hate you.

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    It’s sad that it went of business. If you think I’m lying check Twitter πŸ˜›

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    Me SOOBWAY NOW
    MOM……..ok

  11. Worked at a sooubway for 5 months, I gotta admit: The less busy the better, objectively, and I can say this because I worked at the 2nd busiest one out of like 50 owned by a certain branding. Except we were understaffed and managerless for around 2 months, so we had to run things on our own terms, and I'm sorry owners, but you didn't hire anyone so you kind of deserved us not staying 30 minutes late to do the pointless stuff. Wish I didn't work until an hour before close, but yeesh. If you ever want to work at a Sooubway, go there a few times, stake it out. Go there at 11:30, 1:30, and 8:00. If there's a line at 2/3 of those times, it's too busy.

  12. best animation video ever, my friend sucks at animating. Cops are coming!all just take my time have about two hours.sorry if I miss spelled anything im only 9 years old

  13. I worked at a subway for 6 months from 2009-2010. Came in one day and everyone was sick so I ended up getting sick too a day later. It caused me to lose the hearing in my right ear which ruined my attempt at joining the military and sending me down a dark path for the next 8 years until I met my girlfriend who saved me, but that's besides the point. Ended up getting fired a month later for taking 2 days off that my manager and store owner told me to take and she lied right to my face that she didn't tell me to take the day off right in front of the regional manager who was there to witness the firings (everyone was fired because the Assistant Manager stole from the safe and they couldn't be sure it was only her so they just fired everyone but said I was fired for being sick). I should have sued honestly.

  14. Lol i luv soubway lik u Anyway so funny and make dumb noise lik mike oof aaaaaaaaaaaaπŸ€¨πŸ˜‹ ivan andy good life good time and i am watching while typing
    waa πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† omg 500 spinkles i watch all your vids

  15. I used to work at Subway and I always hear about you talking about how little boys target you the most and Some little boy came into my store And ask me what kind of cheese I recommend then went on to tell me about how he learned it from the odd1sout and it's funny cuz I seen all ur videos ❀

  16. Yesterday in my class, the class was talking about some subway lunch thing, then my friend said β€œITS SOOUBWAY NOT SUBWAY” our teacher then said β€œtheodd1sout?” And everyone was sCreAmInG and cHeeRiNg πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  17. Bruh I’m a girl and my name is Jahred, and everyone thought that I was the Jared from soobway, and my dads name is Jared too, so that’s something a bit weird and ironic tbh

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