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WORST JOKES EVER #2 | Reddit Stories


• From really bad geology puns , to god-awful
knock knock jokes, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit
“most awkward bad-jokes we’ve ever told” – I’m {} and today I’ll be your narrator 10 – GhostToast2 GhostToast
Once in 5th grade, GhostToast had a geology class with a girl he had a major crush on. The teacher paired the students up and GhostToast
was paired with his crush, so he was really excited. Everyone was handed shovels to dig for rocks
and GhostToast’s partner said that he should use the shovel because he was stronger. She then handed him the shovel and he looked
her straight in the eye and said “this is ground-breaking”. Everyone stopped and stared at him, and literally
nobody laughed. For the rest of the day he was given the nickname
‘Digger’. 9 – jmhguy Pringle
Pringle’s worst joke goes something like, ‘A party of adventurers walked into a witch’s
cottage. A black cat leapt onto the table. “Hey look!” One adventurer said with enthusiasm, “it is
one of those, Witch’s Cats”. “Actually,” stated the more educated one of
the bunch, “They are referred to as Familiars”. The third one, who was a bit dull, stared
at the cat in confusion and mused, “Doesn’t look familiar to me”. Yes. Pringle’s worst joke definitely makes me
want to throw myself into a bin. 8 – Clemntinetwd Zaraganba
Zaraganba was hanging out with his friends one day and they were passing around really
cheesy jokes. It was Zaraganba’s turn so he stood up,
cleared his throat and asked, “What cheese do you use to lure a bear? Cam-on-bear!!!!” He thought it was hilarious so he started
laughing uncontrollably like a maniac. Then suddenly his crush walked up behind him
and stared while he had tears of laughter rolling down his double chin. Nobody else was laughing and he looked like
an insane person. She never spoke to him again. 7 – XxBlazingRhythmxX Cidius
Cidius was in school with a friend and they were particularly bored. He said to his friend, “Hey dude, you wanna
hear a joke?” And he said sure. Cidius began, “A guy wakes up in the morning
and digs a 10 meter hole. The next day he goes back and digs another
10 meters. And another. And another.” He repeated the last line until his friend
said, “Dude, stop! That isn’t even funny!” to which Cidius
replied, “It might not be funny, but you can’t deny it’s not deep”. Cidius snort-laughed until he realized that
his friend wasn’t laughing or even smiling. They then went back to sitting in silence. 6 – pearl_taken Grgak and Spinal Palm
When Grgak was in 5th grade, his math teacher was giving everyone homework at the end of
class. Grgak and his friend SpinalPalm asked if they
could make a math joke for the class. They stood up and Grgak asked “What’s
9+10?” they didn’t have an actual joke prepared, so SpinalPalm blurted out “21!” Everyone including the teacher sat there confused,
wondering if they missed a punch-line. I guess the joke was that it was not the right
answer? Either way the teacher told them to sit down
and never tell a joke ever again. 5 –photomonkey33 MKyleM
In school, MKyleM was so, so bored in his typing class that he decided to raise his
hand. When the teacher called on him, MKyleM said
to her, “I wanted to tell you a farmers joke… But it was corny”. Nobody laughed. Nobody reacted. Some kid at the back let out an awkward cough. Even the teacher just sighed. He thought he would at least get SOME reaction,
but he got nothing. A few seconds later he got up and screamed,
“I’M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, OKAY?” He sure got a reaction this time: his teacher
gave him detention for a week. 4 -devourer908 Emojie
When Emojie started at a new school, he was pretty desperate to make friends. One day on the school bus, Emojie noticed
it was snowing and made a really bad joke about snow. He kept nudging other students and telling
them how cool it was outside and pointing out the window, and that everyone should just
chill. The other students were rolling their eyes
so hard you could almost hear their eyeballs spinning. Everyone says stupid things when they’re
young but nobody likes excessive puns. 3 – YoKevinT Melissa
One day an old man decided to sit next to Melissa at a bus stop. They sat in silence for a while and then the
old man kept trying to tell her jokes. He insisted on talking to her. She sighed and decided to acknowledge him. “What does a rock say to another rock?”
he asked her. “I don’t know”, she replied with a tone
that insisted she also did not care. “Life is Hard!” He whispered to her. She shuddered and thanked her bird god when
the bus finally arrived. 2 – ThePerfectEutopian17 Andiemations and
Adam (IRL BF) When Andie was in 7th grade, she was walking
down the school hallway with Adam, who was one of her best friends who she also had a
crush on. She wanted to make him smile so she said,
“Knock knock”, and he said, “Who’s there?” “Olive” she replied. “Olive who?” “Olive you”.

100 thoughts on “WORST JOKES EVER #2 | Reddit Stories

  1. Well in shop class, we were being asked questions by the teacher. He asked…"now how do we lube up a seal?" and I just said, "I'm a zoophile, I love lubing up seals." and everybody went "oooooooooh!" with a disgusted look on their faces before laughing their heads off.

  2. The teacher is so unprofessional. He gave a detention for a person shouting out I'm a special snowflake. What do you think you would've done with MkyleM

  3. Dude…I don't know why I keep giggling at these bad jokes. Maybe it's just me being corny or something.

  4. This is really late but my grandad watched me do homework one day and he asked me โ€˜Why do we have teachers?โ€™ And I said as a dumb 8 year old โ€˜So they can have jobsโ€™ My grandad for some reason thinks thatโ€™s funny?

  5. what do repairman and a pornstars have in common? They both fill up holes…..

    I heard that joke 7 years ago….I cringed so hard
    (I now know why)

  6. Another joke

    A guy told a whore that the earth is flat
    The girl said " why do say that"
    And the guy said because you remind me of it
    Hahaha drum roll

  7. Hey can I tell you a pizza joke oh wait itโ€™s to cheesy ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿ”ณโ—ผ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ—ผ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ—ผ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ—ผ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ—ผ๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโ–ช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ณโฌ›๏ธโ–ซ๏ธโ–ซ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธโ—ป๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฒ๐Ÿ”ณ๐Ÿ”ณโ–ช๏ธ. โ—พ๏ธโ—พ๏ธ

  8. once in sience,a teacher asked me what a type a rock was, and i said"sedimentary, my dear watson!" cue awkward silence.

  9. Oh, oh, i got one!!! I want to clean mirrors for a living. It's a job i could really see myself doing.
    Another one: ever tried to eat a clock?
    It's very time consuming!
    Speaking of clocks: ever tried to make a belt of watches? Because my jokes are a waist of time!

  10. Was the dumbest joke the โ€œYour momโ€ joke or the โ€œI donโ€™t careโ€ joke? ๐Ÿ˜‘

  11. i was in sience one day, and my class was studying geology. my teacher called on me and asked, what typ of rock is this? i was a sherlock holmes fan, and i am currenntly a 8th grade class clown, so i said, " sedimentary my dear watson!" cue awkwark silence. my teacher usualy thought i was funny, but said this time, "um, ok." and i thought i would be great to yell, YOU TRY BEING CLASS CLOWN!!" i was the most teased girl for the rest of the week. epic fail .

  12. knock knock
    Guy1:Who dis?
    Guy2: I don't know the way to the mall, can you help me?
    Guy1:

    U DO NOT KNOW DA WE!!!!!

    Bad joke indeed

    Ciao.

  13. My worst joke: in 9th grade the bell system at my school wasnโ€™t working so everyone was scrambling to make it to 1st period. When I walked in I said โ€œThis school should get the โ€œNo-Bellโ€ (Nobel) Prize. My Spanish teacher chuckled but nobody else made a sound.

  14. I will tell you a joke story. One time, a plane was about to crash, 4 people were left on the plane, but there were only 3 parachute packs left. The people on the plane were: A hippie, a priest, a multi-million dollar buisnessman, and a guy who thought he was the smartest man in the world. Each one of them said why they should take one of the remaining parachute bags. The buisnessman said, "Gentlemen, I am a multimillion dollar CEO. It would be a shame to my company if they lost me, so that is why i should take one of the parachutes!", he grabs one of the bags, and jumps off the plane. The next one said, "Well I'm the smartest man in the world! It would be a total BLEMISH to the human race if they LOST ME so i should take the next parachute!" so he grabs one of the bags, and jumps off the plane. The priest said, "Go young man, you must take the final parachute. I will do my duty to god." The hippie says, "Father, we're both getting off of this plane, the smartest man in the world just _took my backpack_."

  15. I have a joke

    So this guy bought some cheese and a kid came up running and grabbed the cheese and the guy who bought the cheese ran after him and he said "THATS NOT YOUR CHEESE" but the kid heard it wrong and he got home and showed his mom and she said "what kind of cheese is that" and the kid said "its nacho cheese. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. The 21 joke is funny because the way we English speakers pronounce the number "twenty one" sounds similar to the word "anyone". That's the joke. He was asking if there was 21/anyone in the classroom who wanted to answer that question.

  17. I got a great one!
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to his friend's house.
    Knock knock!
    Who's-
    It's the chicken dude.
    1 like = 1 chicken showing up to the house.

  18. There is this guy who sits with me and my friends, we are kind of friends. But anyways he is the only boy at our table, and he was telling a bunch of sexist jokes and then he said "Wait wait just one more" and we all went "Noooo" and he said. "So you know how girl deer are called does and boy deer are called bucks? Ok so. Once a doe went into a bar, and when she came out she said: 'man. I just blew off 50 bucks.'" and we all actually burst out laughing for once.

  19. K, so once I was in class and these 2 kids that hace never interacted before apparently hate each other, he said that he couldn't stand her, and then seconds later when she comes back to sit down, she falls on her chair, my response is, "Speaking of can't stand…", and a few seconds later I'm crying of laughter. ;-;

  20. My friend and I were walking down an ally and I asked him: Was that you it stinks? Sugesting that he farted andhe replied with: Your revolting breath. Then we broke into an awkward pause and I thought, well that backfired.

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