– Yo Mama. Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out of her window, she got arrested for mooning! – It was your face huh? That’s what they all say. Get in the car! – [Narrator] Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for
carrying 10 pounds of crack. – Just get in the freakin’ car! – [Narrator] Yo mama so short, you can see her legs on
her driver’s license photo. – How do you even freakin’ drive this car? – Shh. (suspenseful beat) – [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone. (screeching) – Get in the car. (screeching) – [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a cup, (dramatic beat) and told the cops she got mugged. (murmuring) – Get on the bike. – Stop resisting. – [Narrator] Yo mama so fat, the cops use her as a roadblock. – Get outta the car! Get outta the freakin’ car! Ah, that’s a great job you
did back there Shirley. (flatulence) – [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly, when she signed in to GTA online, she got an instant five stars. But when the cops saw her, they started running from her. – Oh God, she’s hideous! Everyone get back in your car! Get in the car! (sad piano music) (people screaming) (growling) – Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the zoo, people screamed, Harambe is back! (people screaming) – Get me my tranq gun. Uh oh. I uh, miscalculated that one. – Everybody run! Run for your lives! Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices. – For the love of God, get back in your cars! – Oh sweet, now I can get that Nintendo Switch! (dramatic music) Yo mama so stupid, she tried to by drugs, at the highway. – My car! I’ve had this baby for five years. What a cruel world! – What a crybaby. It’s just a car. (dramatic beat) Oh come on, I just had this waxed! (fart) Yo mama so ugly, burglars break into her house, to close the curtains. – Keep this between us, okay? Seriously, that lady will
not stop mooning people. (dramatic beat) – Click here to watch
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