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YO MAMA! Frank the Cop Jokes


– Yo Mama. Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out of her window, she got arrested for mooning! – It was your face huh? That’s what they all say. Get in the car! – [Narrator] Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for
carrying 10 pounds of crack. – Just get in the freakin’ car! – [Narrator] Yo mama so short, you can see her legs on
her driver’s license photo. – How do you even freakin’ drive this car? – Shh. (suspenseful beat) – [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone. (screeching) – Get in the car. (screeching) – [Narrator] Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a cup, (dramatic beat) and told the cops she got mugged. (murmuring) – Get on the bike. – Stop resisting. – [Narrator] Yo mama so fat, the cops use her as a roadblock. – Get outta the car! Get outta the freakin’ car! Ah, that’s a great job you
did back there Shirley. (flatulence) – [Narrator] Yo mama so ugly, when she signed in to GTA online, she got an instant five stars. But when the cops saw her, they started running from her. – Oh God, she’s hideous! Everyone get back in your car! Get in the car! (sad piano music) (people screaming) (growling) – Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the zoo, people screamed, Harambe is back! (people screaming) – Get me my tranq gun. Uh oh. I uh, miscalculated that one. – Everybody run! Run for your lives! Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices. – For the love of God, get back in your cars! – Oh sweet, now I can get that Nintendo Switch! (dramatic music) Yo mama so stupid, she tried to by drugs, at the highway. – My car! I’ve had this baby for five years. What a cruel world! – What a crybaby. It’s just a car. (dramatic beat) Oh come on, I just had this waxed! (fart) Yo mama so ugly, burglars break into her house, to close the curtains. – Keep this between us, okay? Seriously, that lady will
not stop mooning people. (dramatic beat) – Click here to watch
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100 thoughts on “YO MAMA! Frank the Cop Jokes

  1. Yo mama so friggernaffing ugly
    she won best Halloween costume.

    Yo mama so friggernaffing stupid, she use Monster Energy in pokemon battles. UNLEASH THE ULTRA BEAST!!

    Yo mama so friggernaffing stupid, she put Ice T in her coffee to make Iced Coffee.

    Yo mama so frickin' old, she knew Old MacDonald as Teen MacDonald.

    Yo mama so friggernaffing fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's your mama."

    Yo mama so damn hairy, people get fur coats from her. Yeah, I am wearin' yo mama.

  2. Franks brother: GET IN THE FRICKIN KER.
    Frank: WHY DO I HAVE TO GET IN THE FRICKIN KER.
    Frank: JUST GET IN THE FRICKIN KER

  3. Yo mama so UGLY! when spongebob said im ready, She made spongebob not ready!

  4. You all get in the KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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