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Yo Mama Jokes – YO MAMA SO UGLY! King of Thieves


(dramatic instrumental music) (energetic instrumental music) – Yo mama. Yo mama’s so ugly, not even the King of Thieves will steal from her. (suspenseful instrumental music) (eerie instrumental music) (suspenseful instrumental music) Oh, man, I got so many gems. So many gems. Wait, what what what what, what? Don’t you steal from me. No no no no, no no! I need to upgrade my traps! (suspenseful instrumental music) Is that what you want? This joke was sponsored
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100 thoughts on “Yo Mama Jokes – YO MAMA SO UGLY! King of Thieves

  1. yo mama so stupid when I called someone a shit head she thought the dude's head was literally shit

  2. i just hate the fact that,whenever you save an impossible dungeon,some lucky bastard managed to steal your gems….and you realised,you wasted 30 minutes of your life…

    this is how much King of Thieves is fustrating

  3. Yo mama so poor, she died from starvation
    Yo mama so fat, she died from obesity
    Yo mama so stupid, she died because she didn't have a brain
    Yo mama so hairy, she died because it became too hot
    Yo mama so ugly, she died because she was alone and committed suicide
    Yo mama so short, she died because she got stepped on

  4. yo mama so fat when she played king of thieves she killed all thieves and eats all beems and broken server

  5. Yo mama so stupid she played roblox and everyone hates her!!!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  6. Yo mama so poor the king of thieves waste his time!!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

  7. Yo mama so ugly, when she watched Happy Tree Friends (1999-), Lifty And Shifty didn’t want to steal from her!

  8. If the "Mother's Face" trap is a thing, I am playing it A.S.A.P!!!!
    Edit:Unlocked by beating the Mothers of the traps boss level in insane difficulty!!!!
    Order:
    Fat mama chase
    Short mama, short vent, short time
    Stupid mama stupidity
    M.O.T.H.E.R's Ugly Catch:
    The boss battle where The King of Thieves has a "Fear" Bar, that, if full, decreases Health, slowly, and can be decreased by hiding in full cover, thus, "hiding the eyes."
    Edit:So Many traps and enemies in the boss battle and only way to defeat her is to pull 7 levers to drop her down the lava abyss, plus getting to the covers are tricky and the easiest one is far at the other side of the room, and yes, the boss room is HUGE AND LONG, the ugly mama is huge as the center of the arema and its in a circle!!!!!!

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