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YO MAMA SO FAT JOKES – VOLUME 2


-Yo Mama. Yo mama’s so fat,
she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack. [FART NOISE] -Just get in the freakin’ car! -Yo mama’s so fat,
that she wakes up on both sides of the bed. [FART NOISE] -Bleh! [FART NOISE] -Yo mama’s so frickin’ fat,
her splash attack does damage. Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t
fit in a Yo Mama video. You know, the dimensions
are only 16 by nine. You know, you’re too fat! Yo mama’s so fat, even Dora
couldn’t explora– her. -No me gusta. -Yo mama’s so fat people
jog around her for exercise. [FART NOISE] Oh god. I can taste it. Oh. Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped
up in the air and got stuck. -What goes up, must
come down– unless we’re talking about your fat mama! -Yo mama’s so fat,
her belly button gets home 15 minutes
before she does. -[SCREAMING] -Yo mama’s so fat– [FART NOISE] —her farts cause
global warming. [FART NOISE] -I’ll sexy and I know it– ugh. Uh. Ugh. I work out! Yo mama’s so fat, even
Kirby can’t eat her. -OK. He’s pink and he does a lot
of sucking– pretty gay. -Don’t you talk
shit about Kirby! I don’t care if he’s pink. He’s freakin’ bad ass. Yo mama’s so fat. [FART NOISE] When she fell in
love, she broke it. Yo momma’s so fat,
Stephen Hawking based his black hole
theory on her asshole. Damn it, Hawking! -(COMPUTERIZED VOICE) Nooooo. -Yo mama’s so fat, the horse
on her Polo shirt is real. -Get me down from here. [FART NOISE] -Yo mama’s so fat, when I
pictured her in my head, she broke my neck. -So how did you break
your neck again? Oh, just thinking about
some fat mom– uh oh. No, no, no, no, no. It’s happening again. Yo mama’s so fat, half of her
is in a parallel universe. -Damn, girl. Come over here, huh?

100 thoughts on “YO MAMA SO FAT JOKES – VOLUME 2

  1. Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the beach, the dolphins all started to sing we are family, even though your fatter than me

  2. Its fuckn funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น

  3. Yo mama so amaricin when her husband bought a book with a black cover she called the police on him

  4. Mama is so f**** fat you eat consumers f**** that fat I can't even walk to feet foot gone phone for the f**** see on your country

  5. here are mine: YO MAMA SO HOT: she spiced her bf with DEGREES TOO HOT THE WHOLE WORLD GOT SPICED OFF & YO MAMA SO THIN: she got used as a chopping stick claps

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