(upbeat electronic music) – And then the Dixie Chicks walk in. – Yeah, it truly was a walk to remember. (laughing) – That is so funny. – Thank you. – [Pink Haired Woman]
What do you have, Tao? – Um okay, well yeah
let’s ah, read my sketch. Um okay. Exterior: Bassan Home World. Fukuk siswith mutuk. – Balaksteek mafook hygoor. – It’s actually more like
“blaksteek mafook huhgoor.” – Okay. (clears throat) Blaksteek. – [Tao] Nope, blak. – Blak. – Blak. – Braaat. – Blak. Blak. Blak. – Blak. – Did anyone read the pronunciation guide I sent out last week for my sketch? – This? I thought this was a printing error. – No, it’s the phenology chart for the language I created for the sketch. Standard Besseneese. – You made up a language for, what, a three page sketch? – Why don’t we just improvise
gibberish like we always do? (speaking gibberish) (both scatting) – [Tao] Stop that, it’s
just scatting, that’s not– (speaking gibberish) – See, perfect. – [Tao] No, you guys,
that’s almost offensive. – [Ally] It gets the idea across. – [Tao] No it doesn’t. – But it’s made up. – Stop, okay guys, I was tryna do some world building for once. You know, not just
aliens like we usually do for a College Humor sketch. – We do not need a pronunciation guide. Let’s just read this. – Balak steak mafook hygoor. – Fakoo mahag tenak. – No, guys, a native Besseneese would have no idea what you guys
are saying right now. – They are no native Besseneese speakers. – Not yet, not until I raise my child. – Ew, what? – Besseneese first, and then English. – Yeah that’s gonna be great. – That’s gonna be so confusing. – Okay, how about we all just do some Besseneese vocal warm ups. (speaks Besseneese gibberish) – Honk. – Nope, like (speaks Besseneese gibberish) (Besseneese gibberish) (speaks forgein language) – [Tao] That’s Dutch. – [Ally] This is essentially Dutch. – Yeah.
– It’s not Dutch. – This is a clown language
for sad people in the range. – This is Dutch based. – [Tao] It’s way more advanced than Dutch. Mafuk doltok hakuk. – Hakuk.
– Hakuk. – [Tao] Hakuk. – Hot cock?
– Hot cock? – Hot cock?
– Hot cock? – No, hakuk! – The second one you said was food truck, do you know that? You went “hot cock food truck”. – [Tao] Hot cock food truck, it’s hakuk! – Hakuk. – [Tao] Thank you. – Tao you can’t expect
anyone to be familiar with your made up language! – Hey squad, sorry to interrupt. I thought I was hearing a conlang. (jaunty music) That’s a constructed language. Sounded to me like a mix
of Romanian and Japanese. – Yeah! – With glottal stops and uvula plosives? – [Tao] Yes, that’s correct! – Okay great, so maybe
something alone the lines of like, annak yak patak meesak akuk. – Hooka danak banak okok! – Eescanota! (both singing Besseneese gibberish) (jaunty music) – [Both] Canan-ak! (both laughing) – Aw, where’d everyone go? (dramatic music) – I’m Buck Fruckster. – Goober Patoober. – Crazy horny bird watch. (laughing) (laughing) – Hey it’s Tao, if you like College Humor and wanna support us, sign up for Dropout. For the low price of
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2:30
What about the 50+ pronouns LGBTQA+ persons use
As a Dutch person i am offended
I'm dutch tho
Why is Ryan Creamer here?
Are you kidding? I create fictional languages for every other thing
Hey, it's the pornstar!!
Surprised Brennan wasn’t in this
1:53 Jake and Amir!!
I flapped at 2:15
Gibraltarstraat. It's what all the cool Dutch people are doing.
Conlangers be like:
I love Lily <3
RYAN CREAMER YES
On that note I just unsubscribed from college humor. It's not funny, and nobody here is still in college.
this is genuinely the funniest video from collegehumor ever
???
Brrrrraaap! 0:40
IS THAT RYAN CREAMER
How is no one talking about how they got fucking Ryan creamer in a sketch with them
Okay, but I really wanted to hear the rest of that Dixie Chicks joke.
Lilly's hair looking fucking sick
Is this how we dutchies sound to the rest of the world?
Isn't that the ryan creamer who makes wholesome porn
A show where they just make up gibberish the whole time
College Humor gets more and more bullshit everyday. Fire all new actors and writers and get back the old ones.
I would do this. I love languages-especially conlang.
Omayghad is that guy from 🤣🤣🤣
IS THAT RYAN CREAMER?!
Welcome everyone to subscribe and update new content every day.
WHICH PART OF THIS IS ROMANIAN COLLEGE HUMOUR EXPLAIN
just came back to this channel after like a year, and my god have you detriorated
Romanian and javanese? Uh what?
Rhett and link in the pic behind tao?!
Verdrink in jullie koffie! Zo lachen met nederlands
Hey, it's the guy from PH!
I feel so correctly targeted.
The Adventures of KIIIIIIMMMM JUUUUUUNNGGG UUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
This is what boys will be boys should mean
Gibraltarstraat
Kinda lazy of Collegehumor not to include IPA transcriptions in the subtitles so that people trying to learn Bessenese can actually understand what they're saying.
I love lily ahh
YOOOOOO WHOLESOME PORNHUB MAN GOT HIRED
1:19 When someone asks if I'm "really gonna eat that"
Could we possibly have IPA in the subtitles?
"Not yet…not until I raise my child.." LOL
I like how the green on the cover to this video matches her hair. And his shirt matches the other person's hair.
So…… they did shrooms?
Soooo…..hair color matching your shirt/blouse/jacket is the “in” thing huh? Or is this a happy coincidence?
RYAN CREAMER
Or use Cantonese.
Harder and worser
Thank you, very cool.
"A clown-language for sad people in the rain".. As a dutch person.. I feel very seen and appreciated right now. Thank you Ally.
Gibraltarstraat!
Gibraltarstraat?
Made up jibberish?! 😂
I like them 2 new asians but better ads then the past season ads
what the dutch ever do to you
should have done the promo in besseneese
I'm Dutch and I feel offended.
Anyone else genuinely surprised that this isn't a Brennan sketch? Welcome to the table, Tao.
Linguistics major laughing to death here
can’t tell if i’m watching collegehumor or a play through of the sims
This isn’t funny
CREAMER!
Finally a meeting where they actually have sketches
My conlanger brain is too busy analyzing the sounds and figuring them out to pay attention to the sketch.
Has ryan creamer joined CollegeHumor? i would loose it i really really heckin hope so
Not funny
Ok but doesn’t this mean they made up a language for this sketch in which Tao makes up a language for a sketch?
I'm serious when I say this I asked college humor in a comment to make a video like this. Coincidence or they read my comment. Thank you for this.
Ryan Creamer!!! What!
A: *Knocks on door to be let inside*
The dweller inside the property that hears it: Oh that must be "Anak"
Joke author's sidenote,
Yeah, I know what I'm addressing and I stand by it. so what.
"This is essentially Dutch"
Talking mad shit for someone in colonizing distance. Where's your spices?
I hat myself for not knowing the name of any of you but Grant, the girl with the green hairs my favorite though
Why isn’t this real yet
"Anyone read the Pro-NOUNCE-IATION" guide……lolol
This made a linguistics nerd SO HAPPY
(It’s me I’m the nerd)
Simmers entered the chat SUL SUL FEEBE LAYY
WOOBE NAY BEERSHNA!!
I thought Lilly was going to have a wardrobe malfunction. Nope, hopes dashed.
You had us at glottal stops and uvular plosives
Ryan is such a beautiful man
That timing was just hilarious 2:29, Lily, Ally and Tao make a great combo.
Me realizing they did make a fictional language for this sketch
Offended in Dutch
I am from a Dutch speaking country…..
2:01 what did Ally say here?
This is
A clown language
For sad people
In the rain
Thanks ally
as a linguist, i side with him and feel for his pain
Was that Ryan Creamer?😂😂😂😂
Why do conlangers insist on making every sound in their language unique? This is why I don’t like Klingon. Take a page out of Zamenhof or DJ Petersen’s book and use mostly the Latin alphabet with a few unique sounds, like q in Dothraki. In fact, Dutch is a pretty perfect example of this, with the velar fricative being pretty much the only thing which separates the language from English.
well, game of thrones did that….
As a klingon, I was deeply offended by what this human was saying about my family's honor.
I challenge him to a fight!
Who are these people?
green hair and gibberish makes me jizz
I study Linguistics and this sketch is golden 😂👌🏼
as a dutchy i feel insulted. xD
"Romanian and Javanese"
I can’t get past 0:37 without dying hahaha
'This is way more advanced then Dutch' I broke at that moment haha
Okay, what is with the creepy doll behind Ally? Did I miss an earlier sketch involving the doll, or…?