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YouTube Poop: Neil deGrasse Tyson Enters a Crack Hole


I’ve got some crazy ideas about where the universe came from. Some of us like it small. That’s fine. Understandable… But I like it BIGGGGGG …and when I take all this cock into my ass, I want to know what’s in those dark places. The fact that sunlight can’t peeeneetratte the DEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP -the deep ocean, doesn’t mean your mother isn’t down here. reeer. Your cock. How did we on Earth ever find something so small? Sus. My supercock is nearly ten trillion kilometers. (Brain cells enter inter-dimensional hyperspace.) It was hard to swallow. BUT WAIT. It gets crazier! It crept northward at the pace of a few inches per year -on its slow, but inexorable rendezvous with your mother. She weighed about 320,000,000 kilos and had whale language. And that horizon. It’s not really there at all. You and everyone on Earth are just another illusion. Earth became the Matrix, a species of amnesiacs trying to find out who we were, and what happened before we awakened. This… This isn’t real? Here’s why, there are actually conic sections, sections of a cone that you cut. We’re inside a computer program? They say, well how did you find this out, how did you determine this? Well, I had to invent integral and differential calculus to determine this. It’s kinda spooky, actually. The hair stands up on- I don’t have hair there, but if I did it would stand up on the back of my ass. That’s kinda freaky right there. No! I don’t believe it. It’s not possible. Stop. Let me out. Let me out! A-woah-uh! December 20th, 1975. It was the day I met crack! I’m baked! Catch is, when you start smoking crack, first thing to go is your understanding of reality. The thing about the laws of nature- aaaaa- is that they’re uuunbreeeakable. Imagine that young woman who just blew us on the motor bike. You were riding on that ass. Oh yeah… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU downward spiral Downward spiral. Downward spiral.. Downward spiral… Downward spiral…. Downward spiral….. Downward spiral…… Downward spiral……… Downward spiral……………….. Downward spiral……………………………… Downward spiral……………………………………………. This game’s winner is… Congratulations, you’re alive.

100 thoughts on “YouTube Poop: Neil deGrasse Tyson Enters a Crack Hole

  1. Dear MasterJoJ, I love your videos, and your effects are sublime. May I ask what software you use to create these fine pieces? –Bopermans

  2. Did you ever wonder if, in all it's existence, that florescent creature could ever have imagined that it would be in a youtube poop?

  3. 444 comments ohhhhhohoho 444 in da no. But for real this one made me laugh super hard, then again so far almost all of your videos have.

  4. The fact that sunlight can't penetrate the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee%;'!;:?'%@¢©℅^°)09-$$#%@^€℅¢

  5. The fact that light can’t ppppeeennnnaaaatttttrraaaaatttteeeee the DEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. There's some good sentence mixing YTPs, there's some bad YTPs that reuse the same gag for half the video, and then there's something like this – the pinnacle of modern YTP. This is the gold standard.

    Every time this shows up in my "watch again" feed, I gotta click.

  7. Anyone who didn't see the #MeToo for Tyson was definitely out of the loop on this one. How can Tyson's blatant addiction to sex in this video not be a hard sign of his degeneracy?

  8. Sunlight can’t penetrate the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  9. Downward spiral Downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral

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