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Zeus Juice | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


(blender whirring) HEY, ANT,
YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN. YOU’RE MAKING ME LATE
FOR LUNCH. SLOW DOWN? WHAT?
SO YOU CAN EAT ME? WELL… (panting) THAT WAS THE GENERAL IDEA. MM-MM-MM,
WHAT A MESS! JUST LOOK AT YOU,
AARDVARK. ALL FLABBY, FLESHY,
OUT OF SHAPE. IF YOU EVER GONNA
CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA GET IN SHAPE,
‘CAUSE I’M A FAST RUNNER. I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT. YOU KNOW I HATE
TO ADMIT IT, BUT THAT PEPPED-UP
LITTLE APPETIZER IS RIGHT. TO CATCH HIM
I NEED TO GET IN SHAPE. (typing) (beep) BEFORE I START
WORKING OUT MY MUSCLES, I NEED SOME MUSCLES
TO START WORKING OUT. AH-HA! (beeps) THIS WILL GIVE ME
WHAT I NEED.
AND FAST. GAIN POWER,
GAIN STRENGTH– THE SUPER,
DUPER JUICER! NOW, LET’S SEE HERE. TO DEVELOP LEGS OF STEEL, COMBINE STRAWBERRIES,
APPLE SEEDS, AND DEEP-SEA FISH OIL. (gulping loudly) (laughing) HUH? I’M NOT FEELING A THING. (fast tapping) NOW I’M FEELING IT. (grunting) NOW I GOTTA
GET NEW PANTS. (squealing tires) (crashing) UH… YOW! OW! YOU NEVER KNOW–OH! WHAT’S HITTING YOU, D’OH! (rubbing) HEY, ANT, YOU THINK
YOU’RE THE FASTEST THING
IN THE JUNGLE? WELL, YOU’RE NO MATCH
FOR MY SUPER, DUPER
THUNDER THIGHS! (crashing) (passes gas) EXCUSE ME. HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA? I WAS SOAKING IN MY TUB,
WHEN BANG, BANG, BOOM,
CHUGA, CHUGA, CHUGA. TAKE THAT OUT TO
THE RACE TRACK, MAN. ♪ NOW BACK TO MY BATH ♪ NOT THIS TIME, ANT. (spray) YIKES! (squealing) (scrambling footsteps) WOW, HE’S A FREAK
OF NATURE. I CAN’T OUTRUN
THAT FREIGHT TRAIN. I BETTER HIDE
BEHIND THIS ROCK. (echoing “rock”) (scrambling footsteps) (squealing) YOU KNOW WHAT HE NEEDS?
ANTI-LOCK BRAKES. (laughing) AH–OOH. WHAT I NEED IS AN ANT. (engine starting) YOW! NEXT TIME,
I’LL USE FLYING FISH OIL. OH, MAN! I WAS JUST STARTING
TO ENJOY THIS. I BETTER CALL SOMEBODY
TO CLEAN THAT UP. THIS CUP IS FOR SUPER,
DUPER JUICER VISION. (gulping noises) SO FAR,
I DON’T SEE A THING. (simmering) WHOA. SUDDENLY I’M IN THE MOOD
FOR A BARBECUE. HEY, ANT, COME UP
AND SEE MY NEW LOOK. YOU’VE BEEN EATING
WAY TOO MANY JALAPENO. YOUR EYES ARE ALL RED
AND SWIRLY-LIKE. HOLY SMOKES,
YOU JUST TORCHED
MY PORCH! NOW YOU’RE GETTING
THE PICTURE, ANT. (crying) THAT’S IT. AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
IT LOOKS LIKE… (sniffing)
IT LOOKS LIKE… (sniff)
YOU FINALLY GOT ME. GO AHEAD, FRY ME WITH
YOUR SWIRLY EYES. (exploding) (simmering) (sizzling) I’D STAY OUT OF THE SUN
IF I WERE YOU. YOUR HEAD LOOKS
A LITTLE WELL-DONE. TO DEVELOP
THE NOSE MUSCLES,
FOR SUPER SMELL, I COMBINED THREE DROPS
OF WHOLE WHEAT TOAST, (plopping noises) AND ONE WEDGE
OF LIMBURGER CHEESE. (plop) (rumbling) (explosion) (sizzling) NOW I GOTTA
DOWN THIS SWILL? HEY, ANT,
PACK YOUR BAGS
AND SAY GOOD-BYE. BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT
TO TAKE A TRIP
INTO MY BELLY. OH, BROTHER! UH, ARE YOUR ALLERGIES
ACTING UP? NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
FROM MY SUPER SNOUT. (vacuuming noise) (muffled grunting) YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? ‘CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEED A RIDE HOME. (applause) PHYSICAL STRENGTH, PHOOEY! TO CATCH THAT ANT,
I NEED A SUPER,
DUPER BRAIN. BECAUSE MY
NOT-SO-SUPER-DUPER BRAIN
IS BEGINNING TO HURT. (gulping) (boinging noises) EEH, OH, AAH, OOH. NOW I KNOW ALL! EVERY DARK MYSTERY BURNS
IN THE LIGHT OF
MY ALL-SEEING EYE. THE INFINITE LAWS OF TIME
AND SPACE BEND
TO MY EVERY WHIM. (knocking) COME ON OUT, ANT, AND SUBJECT YOURSELF
TO THE AWESOME POWER
OF MY MASSIVE BRAIN. DOES THAT HURT?
‘CAUSE I’M JUST SAYING, THAT LOOKS LIKE
THAT WOULD HURT. IT DOES A LITTLE. BUT ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU CAN NEVER
OUTSMART ME, ANT. NOW, DO YOU HAVE
ONE LAST QUESTION BEFORE I ENJOY
A SUPER, DUPER MEAL
OF YOU? OKAY, OKAY. HERE’S ONE
I’VE ALWAYS PONDERED. (clears throat) WHY CAN’T YOU CATCH ME? (laughing) THAT’S, UH… UH, THAT’S, UH… (rumbling) UH… UH, OH…UH… I–I–I’VE ALWAYS– YOU ARE–
UH, I–I, UH… (banging, crows cawing) (car alarm beeping) I’M THROUGH WITH YOU,
SUPER, DUPER JUICER. YOU’RE MORE LIKE
A SUPER, DUPER BRUISER. (clang) (tapping) HEY, ANT! (echoing) I THOUGHT
YOUR HEAD BLEW UP. I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU
AND MY JUICER. I’LL GET YOU THE GOOD
OLD FASHIONED WAY. (sucking) OW! (licking) I GOT HIM. I DID IT!
IT’S A MIRACLE. (grunting) HEY…BIG BLUE! I WANNA THANK YOU
FOR TURNING ME ON TO
THAT SUPER, DUPER JUICER. I’VE NEVER FELT BETTER. LOOK AT MY ARMS.
LOOK AT THEM. SHEESH. NEXT TIME I’M HUNGRY,
I ORDER PIZZA. (wind howling,
leaves rustling) (thunder crashing) (laughing) (panting) (snickering) (dialing phone number) (elevator muzak plays) ♪ ♪ (thunder crashes) (laughing) (doorbell rings) (gobbling noises) (thunder crashes) (cash register ding) (gobbling noises) (liquids bubbling) (chewing noises) (evil laughter) (static sounds) (maniacal laughing) (coughing) (beeping, tapping on machine) (powering up) (glass shattering) AAAH! (explosive noise) AAH! (whirring) (whirring) (whirring) AAH! (whirring) AAH! (whirring) (powering down) (whirring) (whirring) (thunder crashing) (laughing) (growling) (banging) (squeaking) (birds chirping) (laughing) (loud burp) (snickering) (hinges squeaking) (blender whirring) (sizzling, steaming) (laughing) both: (laughing) (sizzling) (sizzling) (blender whirring) (ticking) (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (laughing) (crashing, gobbling noises) (birds chirping) (clicking) (laughing) (groaning) (clanging) (beeps) (gobbling noises) (huffs) (pounding) (knocking on glass) (gasps) (beeping) (electrical power noises) (thunder crashing, static) (laughing) (maniacal laughter) (panting) (growling) (loud growling) (angry chatter) (growling) (coins jangling) (hinges squeaking) (helicopter whirring) (bang) (Pink Panther Theme) ♪ ♪ (Pink Panther electronica) ♪ ♪

100 thoughts on “Zeus Juice | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

  1. 2:31 Not gonna lie, Charlie Ant, you kinda deserved to be temporarily caught for that one.

    4:08 Cartoon or not, that is one impressive dropper Aardvark's got there….. and about half of me expected that something like limburger cheese would cause the concoction to react violently.

    6:44 Didn't the Ant bulk up like this once in the classic series too?

    Anyways, as the first of the modernized Ant and the Aardvark episodes I actually watched to conclusion, I'm… glad they kept something approximating the speech pattern of the Aardvark intact, but I don't know how I feel about the Ant (I'm not sure where it's mentioned his name is in fact Charlie Ant, but 5-minute research suggests it's not the modern series that ever brings it up) being voiced by Kel Mitchell.

  2. You know, the new voice of the aardvark kinda sounds like the lead singer of Dire Straits from the song Walk of Life.

  3. strawberries, apple seeds, deep sea fish oil, heat vision, whole wheat toast, limburger cheese, phyiscal strength fluid, and pizza is a junk food.

  4. At 0:35 I nearly had a heart attack because I thought the Aardvark said, "I hate to admit it but that F**ked Up little appetizer is right…" I know that I heard it wrong because it's a kids cartoon, right? But I double checked any way…

    Thank goodness for closed captions. He actually said, "…PEPPED-UP…' Gotta get my ears checked, sheesh! Sorry if I offended anybody.

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  6. The first short of the new Ant and Aardvark shorts.

    I gotta say, just like with the new Pinky shorts, it DOES keep the same old, same old: An Aardvark chases an ant, while chattering and possibly arguing at the same time. Also pulling pranks.

    The animation is well…nearly good but not amazing. The music is very fitting to the action what's going on and the gags are well timed.

    Some may not like it, but even though is not as good as the originals, for fans of classic cartoons, this is a fun and solid version of the classic theatrical cartoons that keeps the original source without shoving it into the curve.

    RATING:
    8.5/10 (Good)

    PROS:
    1. Nearly good animation.
    2. Well fitted music in time with the action.
    3. Some well timed gags.
    4. Keeps the original source material, without shoving it into the butts of the producers. Just look at the new Powerpuff Girls! Twerking, memes, LOL random humor. But no, these shorts manages to keep the originals really well without LOL random humor and memes.
    5. Personalities are faithful to the originals, especially Aardvark, he still chases ants and using traps to try and catch the ant.

    CONS:
    1. Ant's voice, while decent, may grate a few people.

  7. Do the day that advark eats ant and then there is a new ant pls im geting tired 😴😴😴

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